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Racism! Squirrel!
National Review ^ | January 4, 2014 | Kevin D. Williamson

Posted on 01/04/2014 5:10:34 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife

A viral video making the rounds in December bore the very descriptive title “Ten Germans Try to Say the Word ‘Squirrel’” — and nobody seemed to think that it was racist or xenophobic, even though our Teutonic friends were being held up as figures of fun for something that is deeply embedded in their culture. Indeed, the Germans seemed to be as much amused as anybody else. The phenomenon is nothing new to students of linguistics: Not every phoneme exists in every language, and it is extraordinarily difficult for adults to process phonemes that are not part of their linguistic patrimony. Anglophone adults learning Sanskrit have a desperately hard time with the difference between aspirated and non-aspirated “d” sounds, just as somebody who had been raised hearing nothing but Japanese would find it difficult or impossible to distinguish between “r” and “l” sounds in English. Native speakers of non-tonal languages have a rough time with Chinese. Welsh, Romanian, and Dutch all contain sounds that are famous for being unpronounceable by the Anglophone. A “burro” is an ass, and a “burrow” is a hole in the ground, but your typical English-speaking person can’t tell one from the other.

This sort of thing is terribly distressing to Matthew Salesses, fiction editor at The Good Men Project, an online magazine, who published a hilariously self-parodic essay titled “Racism in the Classroom: When Even Our Names Are Not Our Own.” He began with this tale of pearl-clutching terror, his soul pierced by the unsettling childhood recollections of a classmate:

He described how, when he was a boy, he couldn’t figure out what a certain newscaster’s name was. The student complained that because the newscaster pronounced his name with a “Mexican” accent, he couldn’t understand it.

There are many possible explanations for this episode. But, racism?

Setting aside the sneer quotes around “Mexican” — as though there were no such thing as a Mexican accent — it is very likely that the boy complained that he could not understand the pronunciation of the broadcaster’s name not because he was a budding ethnolinguistic chauvinist but because he could not understand the pronunciation of the broadcaster’s name, any more than the typical English-speaking man walking the streets of Bakersfield can tell the शूर from the सुर. The story calls to mind a pained book chapter in which linguistic anthropologist Harriet Joseph Ottenheimer considers the famous Saturday Night Live skit in which a bunch of painfully correct Anglos in conversation with Jimmy Smits’s “Antonio Mendoza” use ever more lamely Hispanic-ish pronunciations of common English words and phrases — “Loh-HANG-ee-less” for Los Angeles, “kah-MAHRRR-oh” for the Chevy sports car, etc. Professor Ottenheimer writes that the skit expresses “the extreme ambivalence and complexity of ideologies about Spanish in the United States,” and she worries that under some interpretations Mr. Smits might be seen as “playing into the hands of anti-Spanish sentiment.” This discussion takes place under the heading “Mock Spanish: A Site for the Indexical Reproduction of Racism in American English.” Calvin and Hobbes takes a beating, too, when the racially insensitive stuffed tiger imagines himself as a fearsome potentate called “El Tigre Numero Uno.”

We have set the bar for racism pretty low.

Rather than detecting in the story above the invisible background radiation of racism that so appalls Mr. Salesses, I myself sympathize with the boy’s linguistic frustration; I have an unusually detailed recollection of my very early childhood, and vividly remember the intense irritation I felt at my limited ability to understand verbal communication and to make myself understood in turn. I recall my mother asking me if I wanted a “half sandwich” and trying to figure out where “half” fit into my known categories of sandwiches — a universe consisting of bologna, Spam, pimento cheese spread, and fried hot dogs halved vertically — unable to understand the word and also unable to explain my inability. The unfamiliar surname pronounced with a Mexican accent would have presented a similar sort of frustration: It would sound like gibberish, but the context would suggest that it was not. Such perplexing situations are what make childhood such a terrifying time. (That terror, I suspect, is related to why we forget so much of our earliest days, the neural settling of later childhood acting as our own personal Piper at the Gates of Dawn: “Lest the awe should dwell / And turn your frolic to fret / You shall look on my power at the helping hour / But then you shall forget!”)

The emotional aspect of linguistic development is an interesting subject: Compare the first sentence of A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man to the novel’s final pages to appreciate James Joyce’s sensitive treatment of the subject. It takes more than being vulgar to consider the great swath of human experience and within its every fold and surprise to see everywhere and always racism — it takes faith. In the civil religion of the United States, racism is not only a deplorable set of beliefs, but a mythic character in its own right, the great antagonist of all things good, the eternal enemy, “curse of all creation, winged serpent of the pit, monstrosity.” In the American secular scripture, racism is Satan.

It is no accident that American progressives put so many of us in mind of our Puritan ancestors: not for their virtues, such as they are, but for their sanctimoniousness, their humorlessness, their grim little mouths set permanently in rictuses (surely Mr. Salesses would insist on “ricti”) of self-satisfaction biting down on disgust. Like the accusers in 17th-century Salem or the contemporary Wahhabist eager to behead such witches as may be found lingering upon Saudi soil, the progressive sees the work of the Archnemesis everywhere at all times — especially when there is something to be gained from doing so.

As in the case of witchcraft, trials on charges of racism admit spectral evidence. Martin Bashir on the IRS scandal: “Republicans are using [it] as their latest weapon in the war against the black man. ‘IRS’ is the new ‘nigger.’” Touré on Mitt Romney’s vocabulary: “[He] said ‘anger’ twice. . . . I don’t say it lightly, but this is niggerization.” Jonathan Capehart: Mentioning that Obama went to Harvard is racist “because it insinuates that he took the place of someone else through affirmative action, that someone else being someone white.” Lawrence O’Donnell: “The Republican party is saying that the president of the United States has bosses, that the unions boss him around. Does that sound to you like they are trying to consciously or subconsciously deliver the racist message that, of course, of course a black man can’t be the real boss?” Janeane Garofalo: “Do you remember teabaggers? It was just so much easier when we could just call them racists. I just don’t know why we can’t call them racists, or functionally retarded adults. The functionally retarded adults, the racists — with their cries of, ‘I want my country back.’ You know what they’re really saying is, ‘I want my white guy back.’” Karen Finney on Herman Cain: “They like him because they think he’s a black man who knows his place.” Chris Matthews: “It’s the sense that the white race must rule . . . and they can’t stand the idea that a man who’s not white is president. That is real, that sense of racial superiority.” Etc., ad nauseam.

Touré’s concept of “niggerization” is very subtle, so subtle, in fact, that only the most discerning of sensibilities — presumably Touré’s — can detect it, like one of those world-class master sommeliers uncovering notes of burnt pencil shavings in an ’82 Bordeaux. The less subtle forms of that phenomenon — for example, using the famous racial epithet on national television — have been in the 21st century restricted to members of the political party that Touré supports, for reasons that are no doubt subtle beyond the brute understanding of the uninitiated. And that is the state of play today: When Robert Byrd, a Democratic senator and Exalted Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan, helpfully elucidates the concept of “white niggers” on the evening news, that’s an unfortunate episode that demands sympathy for the wretched old coot. But when the Associated Press accurately transcribes the current president’s faux-folksy “g”-dropping — “Stop complainin’,” etc. — the verdict from MSNBC is not just “racist” but “inherently racist.”

Except he really does talk that way. Sometimes. And if you’ve ever noticed that Barack Obama’s propensity for slipping into ersatz southern cornpone preacher-speak correlates with the complexion of the audience being addressed, you might wonder who, exactly, is behaving in a way that is “inherently racist.” But such thoughts are unthinkable.

It isn’t just politics and the president. Jesse Jackson on Dan Gilbert’s dealings with LeBron James: His actions “personify a slave/master mentality.” A Dallas county commissioner flipped out over the “racist” name of devil’s food cake, and insisted that the astronomical term “black hole” was similarly “racist.” (Challenged by some constituents on his acuity, he replied: “All of you are white. Go to hell.” Still in office, not a racist.) The NAACP doesn’t think “black hole” is racist, but it thinks that a space-themed Hallmark audio card is actually saying “black whore.” In a Buzzfeed piece on racial “microaggressions,” a young woman complained that she was victimized by racism in the form of having been picked to play the part of Dora the Explorer in a school skit “just because I’m Mexican.” Dora the Explorer, for the record, is not Mexican, but instead belongs to a demographic cohort of recent vintage: generic Latina.

The question of the nationality and ethnicity of fictitious characters known to us mainly through cartoons is a hot zone of bizarre 21st-century racial politics, as Megyn Kelly of Fox News found out when, in the course of pretending to believe that Santa Claus is real, she noted that he is a white man. This was in the context of a discussion about a daft column by Slate’s Aisha Harris, headlined “Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore.” In that column, Ms. Harris describes the pain and humiliation she felt at having the image of a white Santa inflicted on her as a child, noting with disapproval that “even some black families decorate their houses with white Santas.” She suggested replacing the jolly old saint with a penguin. Penguins are awesome, even if there are none near Santa’s North Pole HQ, but unlike Dora the Explorer, Santa Claus has a pretty well-established point of origin: The character is not only white but Dutch, which makes him so white that if it weren’t for his rosy cheeks you’d lose him in a snowstorm. In other news of fictitious ethnicity, Hamlet is a Dane and Othello is a Moor, and Stephen Dedalus is an Irishman with a non-Irish surname. But things being what they are, Ms. Kelly’s affirmation of Santa’s white-guy status was a national mini-scandal, while Ms. Harris’s odd confession of being disturbed by images of people who are racially unlike her was not. One of these things is much closer to racism than is the other.

“G”-dropping, phoneme deafness, dessert, playing hardball with LeBron James: Practically anything can be racism in the 21st century — except racism. Internal memos from Senator Dick Durbin’s office reveal that he took special care to sabotage the court nomination of Miguel Estrada because “he is Latino,” a fact that made him “politically dangerous.” Jesse Jackson can use anti-Semitic epithets all day, Philadelphia mayors can attest that “the brothers and sisters are running the city” (small boast!), Joe Biden can mistake Apu from The Simpsons for documentary evidence about the lives of Indians in the United States, and Robert Byrd can use the most offensive racial epithet in the English language in front of millions of people, but . . . can we talk about “microaggressions” instead?

The Left needs racism, because unlike their good, old-fashioned Marxist forebears, the postmodern Left’s politics is not rooted in economics or history but in narrative — the most adolescent narrative: Good Guys and Bad Guys. (You could call it Cowboys and Indians, but that would be . . . ) If the other side is Hitler, then almost anything is acceptable, because Hitler can’t win. But, unfortunately for the inventors of national crusades, you don’t get a lot of Hitlers. So Hitlers must be invented. This is one of the reasons every social issue adopted by the Left (and a few adopted by the Right) becomes the “moral equivalent of war” — War on Poverty, War on Drugs, etc. Hitler was many things: nationalist, socialist, central planner, advocate of substantial “investments” in national infrastructure projects, in favor of generous spending on the arts. And, of course, a racist. The GOP checks off none of those boxes, the Democrats check off a few, but Republicans are Hitler because somebody on Fox News said Santa is white. It makes sense, if your worldview depends on its making sense.

At this point in history, the Left needs a spectral standard of evidence when convicting its opponents of racism because there is so little actual evidence to be found. Right = Racist is an article of faith on the left, facts be damned. The Republican party has relatively few black officeholders, which is taken as evidence of Republican racism. But the Republican party is also extraordinarily solicitous of its black officeholders: Mia Love is in many ways an impressive mayor, perhaps the best mayor Saratoga Springs, Utah, ever has had, but it is difficult to believe that a middle-aged white male Mormon Republican who could not manage to win a House race in Utah would have become a superstar of comparable incandescence. But the Left’s story is that Republicans have few black officeholders because they are racist, and if they try to encourage black candidates, that’s racist, too, just another quest for a “black man who knows his place.” So Republicans are racists both when opposing affirmative action in the public sphere and when practicing it in the private sphere. And Democrats are pursuing virtue when they block a judicial nominee simply because he is Latino. Those are the new rules.

The old rules were better. To accuse a person or a movement of racism is a serious thing. The Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. had a deep appreciation of that fact, which is one of the reasons he often pointed out that Barry Goldwater was not himself a racist, though he opposed civil-rights measures for which the Reverend King and his associates fought and bled. Perhaps there is something about the literal bleeding for a cause that makes men more serious. Another reason that MLK did not call Senator Goldwater a racist is that he did not wish to look like a fool, the charge being utterly unsupportable. But, really, how reliable was the Reverend King on this issue? His heavily Anglicized pronunciation of German names suggests, to the educated ear, a lack of full appreciation for “the extreme ambivalence and complexity of ideologies about German in the United States,” and perhaps more than a bit of pandering to “anti-German sentiment.”

Squirrel!


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1 posted on 01/04/2014 5:10:35 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
I used to help with a motorcycle race team that was made up of automotive engineers from several countries. We got lost in Daytona one night and the driver, an Englishman with a thick Cockney accent pulled over and asked a couple of young black men for directions. The two forms of English hardly meshed at all and we could hardly communicate at all. Then the Swede decided to help out. Finally we got out a pencil and pad and got our directions straighted out with the help of some amateur miming. By the time it was over we were all nearly sore from laughing at the situation. Not a hard feeling in the bunch.
2 posted on 01/04/2014 5:26:37 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

What’s wrong with Gerbonics?


3 posted on 01/04/2014 5:33:04 AM PST by Redmen4ever
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To: CrazyIvan

Exactly!

A few years back, I was trying to track down a floor salesman that had been helping me at a Sears store in Silver Spring, MD. He’d disappeared and I couldn’t locate him.

I went to the next department and asked the salesman there for help finding him. He asked his name (I didn’t know it). His next question was, “What color is he?” I must admit, I’ve been so conditioned NOT to say something so obviously easy that his question gave me pause. I replied, “White.” And he (a black man) knew exactly who to page. Easy. But the Left has everyone running around in such fear of “offending” that whites can’t use descriptive words (you’ll especially see this in crime reports) in a common sense way.


4 posted on 01/04/2014 5:36:06 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Judges 12:6
Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand


5 posted on 01/04/2014 5:45:48 AM PST by Graybeard58 (_.. ._. .. _. _._ __ ___ ._. . ___ ..._ ._ ._.. _ .. _. .)
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To: Redmen4ever
“What’s wrong with Gerbonics?”.....

As I recall just a few years ago, the NEA wanted to teach "ebonics" (I'm not sure of the spelling) to blacks. Now that would be ironic as most of them grew up on such gibberish.

6 posted on 01/04/2014 5:46:00 AM PST by DaveA37
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To: Graybeard58

Much more to that story - read about it in the book of Judges.


7 posted on 01/04/2014 5:46:40 AM PST by Graybeard58 (_.. ._. .. _. _._ __ ___ ._. . ___ ..._ ._ ._.. _ .. _. .)
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To: CrazyIvan
“I used to help with a motorcycle race team”

At Daytona? I am impressed.
As a young man, I dreamed of competing on the high banks, but never was able to secure a RR ride. Just dirt-trackers. So the closest I ever came was the short-track @ Daytona. But I do have stories.

8 posted on 01/04/2014 5:48:46 AM PST by Tupelo (I am feeling more like Philip Nolan every day)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Asked a taxicab in Rio (Brazil) to take me to the post office (correio) and ended up at the racetrack (correro) with my mangled Portuguese.)


9 posted on 01/04/2014 5:51:56 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

When a teen, my son went to Rome for a retreat with other teens from around the world.

Although many of them spoke English, they couldn’t understand his Texas accent, so he just spoke with a type of English accent, and they understood him just fine.

;-)


10 posted on 01/04/2014 6:08:41 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americaa)
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To: pax_et_bonum

:)

When in Rome...


11 posted on 01/04/2014 6:10:47 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
I'll never forget seeing a news report about the Contras where the Anglo reporterette kept saying, "NicarAAAAAAAAgua". My dad and I just looked at each other and laughed.

Now it is common to hear news people pronouncing place names the way locals would instead of the common English (or American pronunciation) such as Neezher for Niger. I'm not sure what they think this accomplishes.

12 posted on 01/04/2014 6:14:17 AM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: Progov
As I recall just a few years ago, the NEA wanted to teach "ebonics" (I'm not sure of the spelling) to blacks.

Spelin' don't matta.

13 posted on 01/04/2014 6:17:31 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: pax_et_bonum

I have to admit that there are many accents within the US that I struggle with. I’m only a couple hundred miles from Boston and even those folks are hard to understand sometimes. I do comprehend the Vermont Yankee accent pretty well though! I sound ridiculous when I try to speak like that though.


14 posted on 01/04/2014 6:19:31 AM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: Straight Vermonter
And Obama saying Pak-E-stan.
15 posted on 01/04/2014 6:24:52 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Let’s not forget John Kerry with Jen-jis Kahn.


16 posted on 01/04/2014 6:28:19 AM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: Elsie
Hillary Quoting James Cleveland - "I Don't Feel Noways Tired
17 posted on 01/04/2014 6:28:25 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Straight Vermonter
Let’s not forget John Kerry with Jen-jis Kahn.

He probably was trying to say it in French (he likes us all to know he speaks French....).

18 posted on 01/04/2014 6:29:43 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife; Straight Vermonter

It’s always fun to tell my favorite Christmas joke to people who don’t have native Texan accents:

Why did the three wise men have ashes in their beards?

They’d just come from afar.

;-)


19 posted on 01/04/2014 6:38:34 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americaa)
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To: pax_et_bonum

I wuz expecting you to work in a “yonder” in there somewhere...


20 posted on 01/04/2014 6:41:46 AM PST by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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To: Straight Vermonter

Rush Limbaugh refers to the country ruled by the Castros as “Cuber.” And if you’re from there, you’re a “Cubern.”


21 posted on 01/04/2014 6:58:44 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Newscasters, both American and British, always mispronounce the name of Chile’s former president Augusto Pinochet Ugarte. His name is pronounced “pea-no-chet,” but they always say, “pea-no-shay.”


22 posted on 01/04/2014 7:02:27 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Brilliantly written and true.


23 posted on 01/04/2014 7:14:35 AM PST by Excellence (All your database are belong to us.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Apparently, “squirrel” is not pronounced the same by all English speakers. A seventh-grader once told me that “squirrel” was on a vocabulary test being given by a teacher who came from somewhere in England. She would say the word, and the students were to write it down.

When she said “squirrel,” she pronounced it “squiddle,” which is what one student wrote down. When the teacher saw his error, she said, “no, it’s not “squiddle.” It’s “squiddle.”


24 posted on 01/04/2014 7:16:11 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: stevie_d_64

I wuz expecting you to work in a “yonder” in there somewhere...

***

Do you mean like in “overyonder”?

;-)


25 posted on 01/04/2014 7:24:10 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americaa)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
"it's embarrassing; when Europeans come over here, they speak English, they speak French, they speak German. And we go over to Europe, and all we can say is, merci beaucoup."

--Barack Obama

26 posted on 01/04/2014 7:25:00 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: Fiji Hill

Rush’s “Cuber” is a throwoff on how JFK used to pronounce it when he was Prez.


27 posted on 01/04/2014 7:27:46 AM PST by abb
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To: Straight Vermonter
I always thought that those Frito Bandito accents non-Spanish newscasters break into whenever they see a Spanish name or word was silly or pretentious. They never say locations like Berlin or Paris as a native would, but toss in NicarAAAAAAAAgua and suddenly it's like day one of a Berlitz class.
28 posted on 01/04/2014 7:53:52 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

I wish I had a tape of my college Chinese physics professor saying “Magnetic Flux “ ...


29 posted on 01/04/2014 8:04:37 AM PST by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: pax_et_bonum

E-haw, yawl! That’s a goodern.


30 posted on 01/04/2014 8:09:48 AM PST by jstaff
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To: jstaff

:-)


31 posted on 01/04/2014 8:12:39 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americaa)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Had a stats prof from India. I spent the first class trying to figure out why he kept talking about red cars and black cars. Finally realized he was talking about “cards”


32 posted on 01/04/2014 8:30:16 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KarlInOhio
I always thought that those Frito Bandito accents non-Spanish newscasters break into whenever they see a Spanish name or word was silly or pretentious. They never say locations like Berlin or Paris as a native would, but toss in NicarAAAAAAAAgua and suddenly it's like day one of a Berlitz class.

Russell Peters, an Indo-Canadian stand-up comic, joked about just this:

http://youtu.be/k7qB8LjPTxc

33 posted on 01/04/2014 8:51:47 AM PST by James C. Bennett (An Australian.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Are you from Foat Wuth? I’m from Joshuwa.

Down here we sprechen sie Texan with a lot of habla espanol, but we do alright. ?Comprende, dude.

Sure way to tell a non-native Texan is the way they pronounce Mexia or Waxahachie.

P.S. Excuse the spelling, I think I spelled that right. Si!


34 posted on 01/04/2014 9:06:00 AM PST by Texicanus ( Texas, it's a whole another county... we're working on the language.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife; All

http://youtu.be/ejuK8_12Fmg


35 posted on 01/04/2014 9:43:47 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Texicanus

Sure way to tell a non-native Texan is the way they pronounce Mexia or Waxahachie.

***

Right about that!

But here in the vast eastern part of Texas we only mix English and Spanish in Mexican food restaurants.

;-)


36 posted on 01/04/2014 10:01:50 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americaa)
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To: KosmicKitty
Had a stats prof from India.

I had a TA from India for a stats course. After a couple of weeks he said that in talking to students during office hours, it came to his attention that 'Statistics" and 'Sadistics" were two words that sounded similar but had very different meanings, so he would be practicing the proper pronunciation of Statistics so he wouldn't keep making the same mistake ;-)

37 posted on 01/04/2014 10:27:28 AM PST by Kay Ludlow (Government actions ALWAYS have unintended consequences...)
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To: pax_et_bonum

You’re right, I over emphasized the spanish part in my reply but only because of the growing mexican influence. But deep in east Texas, close to the Louisiana border, it helps to know a little Cajun. My black friends in east Texas speak the King’s english better than I do. The’re always correcting me when I pronounce aunt as ant.

I love Texas because we’re from all different ethenic backgrounds but of one spirit. Since we’re all here. we might as well have fun together. Texas is what America used to be.


38 posted on 01/04/2014 10:48:20 AM PST by Texicanus ( Texas, it's a whole another county... we're working on the language issue.)
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To: pax_et_bonum
"When a teen, my son went to Rome for a retreat with other teens from around the world.

Although many of them spoke English, they couldn’t understand his Texas accent, so he just spoke with a type of English accent, and they understood him just fine.

;-)

---------------------------->

*snicker*

39 posted on 01/04/2014 11:02:39 AM PST by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: Texicanus

Your friends are wrong.

You should teach them the correct Texan pronounciations of “aunt”, which is ay-unt. Long A, two syllables, accent on the first.

The second acceptable pronounciation of “aunt” sounds exactly like “ain’t”.

;-)


40 posted on 01/04/2014 11:18:43 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americaa)
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To: hummingbird

:-)


41 posted on 01/04/2014 11:20:09 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americaa)
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To: Tupelo
We raced an EBC Endurance bike. We were pretty small time but because of engine size we practiced with the Superbike guys. Got to meet some of my heroes. I turned wrenches and usually did the rear tire at pit stops. It was a three hour race so we changed at least once. I did a little flat track myself (not well). Always wanted to take an XR750 around the track but never got the chance.
42 posted on 01/04/2014 12:10:45 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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To: Texicanus
I love Texas because we’re from all different ethenic backgrounds but of one spirit. Since we’re all here. we might as well have fun together. Texas is what America used to be.

You got that right!

43 posted on 01/04/2014 12:36:49 PM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: pax_et_bonum

Point taken. When I was a kid mama and daddy used to pronounce it that way. Now if I can just remember to pronounce warsh/wash, furr/fire, ...

Just kidding. Nice to meet you and thanks again.


44 posted on 01/04/2014 12:42:38 PM PST by Texicanus ( Texas, it's a whole another county... we're working on the language issue.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Sure...

Ever get the feeling sometimes yer a “shuttle-cock” in mid flight???

You know, that Ahhhhhhhhhhh feeling at apogee...then a big SMACK!!! and your on yer way in the opposite direction???

hehehe, thats how the last 2 years for me has been...


45 posted on 01/04/2014 1:20:08 PM PST by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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To: Texicanus

I’m kidding with you! ;-)

Nice to meet you, too.


46 posted on 01/04/2014 1:24:51 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americaa)
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To: stevie_d_64

Ever get the feeling sometimes yer a “shuttle-cock” in mid flight???

***

Lol! Yes!

God always allows us to be tested - and ALWAYS beyond the point that we think is enough!

But, He wouldn’t allow you to be tested if He didn’t plan to give you the strength to handle every step of the way.

Also, He’s there with you, even when you feel the most alone.


47 posted on 01/04/2014 1:42:22 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americaa)
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To: Texicanus

...always correcting me when I pronounce aunt as ant.
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The only folks I hear NOT saying ‘ant’ are blacks and people from the Northeastern and upper Atlantic coast. It really sounds like ‘affected’ speech when they say ‘awnt’ and then slaughter the English language with their regular lingo.

Several years ago I saw a guy on the Weather Channel refer to Waco TX as ‘Whacko’.


48 posted on 01/04/2014 2:56:27 PM PST by octex
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To: Straight Vermonter

Dennis Prager laughs about the way U.S. leftoids pronounce France. FrAAAAUUUnce.


49 posted on 01/04/2014 5:26:39 PM PST by Amberdawn
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To: octex

Yes, and there is no need for that. I don’t know if you remember Barbara Jordan. She was a Texas born (Houston) 70’s black civil rights activist. Politics aside, that woman was one of the best speakers I have ever heard. She had a gift. Too bad our schools don’t teach formal speech/public speaking like they did when I was a kid.

Austin, not Waco, is wacko. The weather man (unless he’d been smoking weed with Willie) was pointing to Waco but he was thinking Austin. Waco is in the heart of Texas; Austin, the armpit. I think most conservative Texans will agree.


50 posted on 01/04/2014 6:13:58 PM PST by Texicanus ( I can still feel the heat from the 1993 51-day seige of the Branch Davidian compound near Waco.)
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