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2013: The Most Racist Year Ever
Taki's Magazine ^ | January 3, 2014 | Gavin McInnes

Posted on 01/12/2014 11:03:52 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

Experts agree that 2013 was the most racist year since the one that started the Civil War. Everywhere you looked someone or something was being racist, even asparagus. Most of these ten commercials were from 2013, and they were all racist, including the one made by a black guy. It’s racist to criticize the president, so in a year where his approval sank to an all-time low, it’s clear our prejudice has climbed to an all-time high. (It has nothing to do with the part where he lied about Obamacare and spent more time building a defective website than Roosevelt spent defeating the Nazis.) Here are 20 more racist things that prove 2013 was nothing more than a giant Klan rally.

1. THE WORD “OBAMACARE” I don’t care if Obama himself calls it Obamacare. It’s a word used by white men when they’re criticizing a black president; ergo, it’s racist. “Ergo” is also racist because it sort of sounds like “Negro.”

2. THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS Even though he lives in DC, one word Obama does not use is “Redskins,” and he told the team they should consider a change. Referring to Indians in any way is likely racist, and drawing a cartoon of one is even worse than drawing a cartoon of Muhammad.

3. SAYING SANTA IS WHITE This is racist not because he’s white but because he doesn’t exist or something.

“When everything is racist, nothing is. Isn’t that the end of racism?”

4. DUCK DYNASTY This show is racist because it features rednecks and a lot of them are racist. I mean, look at them. They look the way the guys in those KKK robes probably look when they’re not wearing their robes and hunting for blacks. The show’s dad Phil Robertson recently relayed his experience working with blacks picking cotton, and he said the ones he met seemed perfectly happy. This is tantamount to saying slavery didn’t happen. What’s next, letting people play their guitars in a place where slaves once were? To make matters worse, the Robertson family was recently discovered to have a lot in common with the cops who sodomized Abner Louima.

5. THE SECOND AMENDMENT Basically, any laws that don’t restrict guns are racist. The Trayvon verdict taught us that Stand Your Ground laws are really just a license to randomly shoot black kids. The fact that 93% of black murder victims were killed by other blacks (often with an illegal gun) is a hatefact, and hate is not to be tolerated in any form.

6. THE TEA PARTY First they may have said nigger and now they’re secretly thinking it? What is it going to take to shut them up? Though there is no evidence the Tea Party is racist, it’s obvious to anyone with a brain that their brains are.

7. VOTER REGISTRATION Asking voters to have a reasonable amount of ID wasn’t always insane. Back when George W. Bush won, voter fraud was rampant. However, when Obama was running, voter fraud didn’t exist. Trying to enforce any kind of standards is ultimately attacking blacks who can’t be bothered with standards. It’s a trick Republicans do to prevent Democrats from voting. Of course, if it looks like a Republican candidate is doing well in 2016, voter fraud may become an issue again and we will have to start regulating elections more strictly.

8. STOP AND FRISK Laws that have police asking black people questions are racist. This is true even if they stop whites at a rate disproportionately higher than the quotient of whites who are murder suspects, and it’s also true if this procedure saves lives. Why, it’s even racist if it saves black lives and makes black neighborhoods safer. The point is, anything that annoys one black person is wrong, even if he was annoying tons and tons of black people.

9. ENFORCING IMMIGRATION There are few things more racist than calling illegal aliens illegal. Being a person can’t be illegal. The only thing worse than using this Mexican N-word is suggesting they reverse their crime and return home. Actually, it’s more than racist. It’s “horrific.”

10. CHRIS CHRISTIE While pushing for a school voucher program that would help black kids get into private schools, Christie said discrimination is bad and added that he’s sad an “African-American female speaker of the Assembly” is blocking the bill. Forget the discrimination part and the part about the voucher helping poor black kids. Focus on the part where he noticed a woman is black. OK, now become “appalled.”

11. BEING PRO-LIFE It’s racist to murder black babies. If you do it, you will go to jail. However, if you’re black, then it’s racist to not murder black babies. Get it? Abortionist Kermit Gosnell’s defense attorney Jack McMahon thought we were being way too hard on a guy who simply snipped a couple spinal cords of a tiny amount of babies that were just a few weeks away from their due date. McMahon recognized the trial for what it really was: an “elitist, racist prosecution.”

12. BATKID Remember that sick kid that San Francisco turned into Batman and gave him the adventure of a lifetime? Racist. They could have used that money to save Africans. Sending money to Africa should always be our top priority, but nooo, they had to blow it all on some stupid white male with cancer.

13. LETTING KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS Jimmy Kimmel allowed a kid to quip that we should get out of debt by killing everyone in China. This is racist because it teaches kids that killing everyone in China is something adults believe because they allow kids to say it.

14. ASIAN PRIVILEGE To talk about white privilege is cool. To use a metaphor like calling it an “invisible backpack” that whites get to unpack everywhere is awesome. However, to reprint these essays and swap “white” with “Asian” is almost as racist as encouraging kids to kill everyone in China. White people are only successful because they ripped off everyone else. When people of color are successful, it’s because they overcame that. Being smart and working hard have nothing to do with it.

15. SAYING INDIANS LOOK LIKE PAKISTANIS There are a lot of extremist Muslims in Pakistan, and although that country only declared its independence from India 58 years ago, to remark that a woman of Indian descent resembles a terrorist proves America is racist, even if the person who said it is a kid and she said it on Twitter.

16. NOT WANTING TO PAY TONS OF TAX It’s a given that welfare (or any kind of government program) is great for blacks. If you want smaller government, you want less stuff for blacks and that’s even worse than racist. It’s genocide. Republicans can’t say this outright, so they speak in code: “I don’t like giving tons of tax dollars to incompetent robots that blow it on people who are perfectly capable of working.” To notice that “people are most likely to find a job just as their unemployment benefits run out” is super-duper racist.

17. TWERKING As we learned from the racist commercial that depicted a white guy doing a Jamaican accent, doing anything that your race had nothing to do with is racist. When Miley Cyrus shook her ass like urban ladies often do, it was the exact same as putting on a minstrel show. From now on, white pop stars can only dress like cowgirls and they can either line-dance or get their white asses off the goddamn stage.

18. HALLOWEEN This is easily the most racist holiday of the year, because people put on costumes pretending to be something they are not. If it’s not a white person dressing up as a white person, it’s appropriation. However, that doesn’t mean a Latina can dress as Dora the Explorer. That’s racist, too. Most agree that this was the most racist Halloween to date because one person dressed as Trayvon and another probably dressed up in blackface.

19. TOURÉ Speaking of pretending to be something you’re not, Touré is a great go-to guy for learning how blacks feel. Last year he told us that not liking disco is racist, but he topped it this year by criticizing “white leaders” such as Don Lemon, who looks like a Cadbury Creme Egg. Wait a minute—wasn’t this the year Touré himself was racist? How can the guy who says everything is racist be racist? When everything is racist, nothing is. Isn’t that the end of racism?

20. SAYING “ENDING RACISM” When the RNC said, “Today we remember Rosa Parks’ bold stand and her role in ending racism,” it was the same as saying, “Racism ended.” Simply stating someone worked at something is to imply they pulled it off, and that trivializes the most racist year in history, 2013. We need to remain steadfast in the belief that racism is getting worse every year. If we don’t, an entire industry will collapse, and instead of working for change, politicians and pundits will be forced to actually work for a change.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: duckdynasty; obama; racism; satire

1 posted on 01/12/2014 11:03:52 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

His fifteen minutes of fame must be drawing to a close. This article is nothing more than an idiotic attempt to get people to pay attention to this nitwit.


2 posted on 01/12/2014 11:07:52 AM PST by Fzob (Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
NOT WANTING TO PAY TONS OF TAX

Guilty. (I would post a pic but you would basically say the same thing.)

3 posted on 01/12/2014 11:08:12 AM PST by Libloather (Embrace the suck)
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To: Fzob

It’s satire. Read it again.


4 posted on 01/12/2014 11:09:50 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Hey gavin mcinnes... you are a bigot and a racist for hating white people and cultures and norms that are outside of your twisted reality of evil.


5 posted on 01/12/2014 11:11:34 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

When reality and satire are one in the same, does it cease to be satire?


6 posted on 01/12/2014 11:13:19 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Is it racist to laugh my a$$ off over this?......

.......Thought so.

RLTW


7 posted on 01/12/2014 11:13:45 AM PST by military cop (I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I must be getting too cynical. I read it again and it still does not read like satire to me. I will just have to take your word on it.


8 posted on 01/12/2014 11:16:36 AM PST by Fzob (Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“From now on, white pop stars can only dress like cowgirls and they can either line-dance or get their white asses off the goddamn stage.”

LOL!


9 posted on 01/12/2014 11:19:20 AM PST by jocon307
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To: LibLieSlayer

See post 4, this is a humor piece.


10 posted on 01/12/2014 11:20:15 AM PST by jocon307
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Hah! This guy has got their number.

Cool new word alert: “hatefact”.


11 posted on 01/12/2014 11:22:06 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Yardstick

I created one several years ago: Vicious Truthing.


12 posted on 01/12/2014 11:25:56 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
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To: jocon307

I know... see post six.


13 posted on 01/12/2014 11:27:48 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: LibLieSlayer

SNOW is RACIST too....think abut it...it is always white. Until it gets all”dirtied up” and THEN—it has “learned diversity”...


14 posted on 01/12/2014 11:46:12 AM PST by Rca2000
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To: Fzob
I must be getting too cynical. I read it again and it still does not read like satire to me. I will just have to take your word on it.

Subtlety is lost on the simple.

15 posted on 01/12/2014 11:53:51 AM PST by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I'm old enough to remember when all the racists lived (only) in Alabama and Neil Young wrote songs about us.

Turn It Up

16 posted on 01/12/2014 12:08:34 PM PST by blam
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

We have a racist President, a racist First Lady, a racist Attorney General and hundreds, if not thousands, of racists on their staffs.

Is there any question as to why there is a surge in racism?

Obama keeps us divided over issues like race, free condoms, cuts to eteran pensions and amnesty for illegals.

Meanwhile he steals billions to hand over to his pals and does his best to support our enemies and undercut the few friends we have left in the world.

Obama knows that United We Stand, divided we fall.

That is why he and his racist regime work so hard to keep us divided.


17 posted on 01/12/2014 12:17:15 PM PST by Iron Munro (Orwell: There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Taki is a great blog. I recommend it as a dsily read.


18 posted on 01/12/2014 12:22:03 PM PST by clintonh8r (Don't twerk me, Bro!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
For a liberal, if their lips are moving, they are lying.

For a conservative, if they are breathing, they are RACIST!

19 posted on 01/12/2014 12:24:41 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Yardstick

“Cool new word alert: “hatefact”.

Yes, he’s really got their number, can’t you just pajama boy furiously tweeting that?


20 posted on 01/12/2014 12:25:52 PM PST by jocon307
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To: Caipirabob
For a conservative, if they are breathing, they are RACIST!

And conservatives are still racist after they die, but they try to make up for their sins by voting Democrat forever after.

21 posted on 01/12/2014 12:32:05 PM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

These are Experts like the Experts who scare people with Global Warming.


22 posted on 01/12/2014 12:34:28 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: Starstruck
Subtlety is lost on the simple.

I hope you're not calling me simple.

23 posted on 01/12/2014 1:22:59 PM PST by Fzob (Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

HOUGH 1966: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1-FCYPRbQ4&list=UUFDlhK80EdO28R-iGTXiGaw&feature=c4-overview


24 posted on 01/12/2014 1:42:52 PM PST by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
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To: Fzob; Starstruck
I hope you're not calling me simple


Shirley not !

25 posted on 01/12/2014 1:49:46 PM PST by tomkat
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Let me get 2014 off to a rousing racist start: Maobama, you are a demented failure, an arrogant Communist creep. Guilty as charged! LOL


26 posted on 01/12/2014 3:01:31 PM PST by alstewartfan (A century later I scan the equator on my Egyptian couch. Al Stewart)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

didn’t read like satire to me. reads like the truth of how libtards think.


27 posted on 01/12/2014 4:15:49 PM PST by bravo whiskey (We should not fear our government. Our government should fear us.)
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To: jocon307

I can imagine him stewing in his juices knowing that his side has been effectively zinged.


28 posted on 01/12/2014 4:51:33 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: Fresh Wind

Part funny, part statement of fact...*sigh*


29 posted on 01/12/2014 6:00:45 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Rca2000

Progressive snow!


30 posted on 01/13/2014 3:57:00 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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