Connecticut burglar steals one banana after driving into Citgo station

nydailynews.com ^ | january 12, 2014 | doyle murphy

[ExCTCitizen]

He should have just went to Wal-Mart a few miles away. Newington is a nice town. Unfortunatly, Obama and Holder’s people are moving in.

[sushiman]

You are an ***hole .

[sushiman]

I refer to this :

” Taking out Tokyo and then calmly eating a banana might work though. lol “

[GeronL]

lol.

Heroic effort of squashing the kiddie porn industry with size 17,000 Nike shoes.

[OldNewYork]

I hope that was the tastiest banana in the world, which will remain a fond memory no matter how long he is incarcerated.

[hattend]

I think he is advertising to the cops that he would might 3 hots and a cot for 20-30 years.

[hattend]

correction -

I think he is advertising to the cops that he would might LIKE 3 hots and a cot for 20-30 years.

[gundog]

Daylight come and me wanna go home....