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US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims
Jerusalem Post ^ | 14/1/14 | Michael Wilner

Posted on 01/14/2014 9:53:03 AM PST by Eleutheria5

WASHINGTON - Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran's semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday.

In a dramatic scoop, Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate.

The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate."

Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the "Tall White" government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954.

The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples.

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(Excerpt) Read more at jpost.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: iran; nazis; spacealiens; usa
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Ach du lieber! Und mir haben azoi fil getzalt Art Bell zu shtil gebliben! Hitler will be very upset, and somebody will have to do a meme.
1 posted on 01/14/2014 9:53:03 AM PST by Eleutheria5
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To: Eleutheria5

LOL I usually disagree with them but they just might be on to something this time.


2 posted on 01/14/2014 9:54:04 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Eleutheria5

Compared to the current administration, that would be an improvement...


3 posted on 01/14/2014 9:54:38 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Eleutheria5

They finally saw the Pelosi pictures.


4 posted on 01/14/2014 9:54:49 AM PST by Ironfocus
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To: Ironfocus

What, the merely nude ones, or the ones of her going lezbo with Helen Thomas?


5 posted on 01/14/2014 9:56:35 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

6 posted on 01/14/2014 9:57:19 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: Eleutheria5

I know some preppers on Facebook that probably agree with this.

Sigh.


7 posted on 01/14/2014 9:59:37 AM PST by TheRhinelander
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To: Eleutheria5

What’s happening to our country is even more bizarre than the Iranians imagine.


8 posted on 01/14/2014 10:01:20 AM PST by Starboard
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To: cripplecreek

it certainly would explain a lot, wouldn’t it?

Like Harry Reid, for instance...


9 posted on 01/14/2014 10:02:11 AM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: null and void

Nut jobby, and conspiratorial!
(For reals.)


10 posted on 01/14/2014 10:02:15 AM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Well, they may be wrong about that ‘space’ part.........2 out of 3 ain’t bad though...............


11 posted on 01/14/2014 10:02:57 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: Eleutheria5

Got the Nazi part right, at least.


12 posted on 01/14/2014 10:04:15 AM PST by tomkat
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To: Eleutheria5

But if the Space Nazis and the Iranians both want to make the world Jew-free, does that mean that we are secretly allied with the Iranians and that they are devil worshipers of the Great Satan Space Nazis?


13 posted on 01/14/2014 10:04:19 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Not that far off at all


14 posted on 01/14/2014 10:05:10 AM PST by inpajamas (http://outskirtspress.com/ONE)
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To: Eleutheria5

15 posted on 01/14/2014 10:05:20 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: mountn man

Okay, now you’ve ruined my whole year.


16 posted on 01/14/2014 10:06:45 AM PST by Deo volente (God willing, America shall survive this Obamanation.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Thanks for that image. There goes my lunch.


17 posted on 01/14/2014 10:07:57 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s ((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
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To: Starboard
INDEED!


18 posted on 01/14/2014 10:09:03 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Help fight The Neo Stalinists! Donate to your Free Republic)
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To: cripplecreek
I'll buy it...


19 posted on 01/14/2014 10:10:03 AM PST by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: Eleutheria5

This article is stupid. Everybody knows the world, including the USA, is secretly controlled by the British Royal Family, who are really shape-shifting reptilian aliens from Sigma Draconis.

http://www.davidicke.com/


20 posted on 01/14/2014 10:10:13 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: Eleutheria5

Well, at least our Nazi scientists got us to the moon first.


21 posted on 01/14/2014 10:11:13 AM PST by AmusedBystander (The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next)
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To: Eleutheria5
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22 posted on 01/14/2014 10:12:07 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

they’re not saying it’s Aliens—but, it’s Aliens


23 posted on 01/14/2014 10:13:07 AM PST by Mrs. B.S. Roberts
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To: Eleutheria5

Yes, our secret is revealed! Curses! Let’s just hope they don’t find out about the secret complexes manned by 50 thousand top SS storm troopers we built beneath Tehran and Qum during the Nixon years, or that Ali Khameini is the product of a discrete liaison between Adolph Hitler and an unusually fetching she goat.


24 posted on 01/14/2014 10:13:52 AM PST by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: Eleutheria5
It's TRUE!!!!


25 posted on 01/14/2014 10:15:48 AM PST by NorthMountain
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To: Eleutheria5
The Iranian's saw it on the internet so of course it must be true notwithstanding the current Fascist in the White House.


26 posted on 01/14/2014 10:16:03 AM PST by INVAR ("Fart for liberty, fart for freedom and fart proudly!" - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Eleutheria5
Not just aliens...


27 posted on 01/14/2014 10:24:57 AM PST by RoosterRedux (The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing -- Socrates)
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To: Eleutheria5

FARCe , Iran’s MAD magazine


28 posted on 01/14/2014 10:30:39 AM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: Eleutheria5

Then we should be best pals then.

Muzzies and Nazis got along just swell back in the day.


29 posted on 01/14/2014 10:32:10 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Eleutheria5
This might explain why Obama’s past has been suppressed.
30 posted on 01/14/2014 10:40:33 AM PST by The Great RJ
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To: MeshugeMikey

I would have expected the books to say “Cobol” on the covers.


31 posted on 01/14/2014 10:42:31 AM PST by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes everything)
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To: Eleutheria5

Just look at my profile page and see all the links about the Nazis.


32 posted on 01/14/2014 10:42:42 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: Paine in the Neck

Well, Val Jarrett does look like a reptilian who has had plastic surgery. Does that count?


33 posted on 01/14/2014 10:50:07 AM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Eleutheria5; LucyT; MestaMachine; sickoflibs; Liz; SunkenCiv
...Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate. The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate."

This is NOT satire....

34 posted on 01/14/2014 10:51:57 AM PST by GOPJ ("Remember who the real enemy is... ")
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To: bigbob
it certainly would explain a lot, wouldn’t it? Like Harry Reid, for instance...

Maybe I was laughing too soon. It would explain lots of dem stuff /s

35 posted on 01/14/2014 10:54:19 AM PST by GOPJ ("Remember who the real enemy is... ")
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To: Paine in the Neck

I was a tad shocked to find that original chi com poster...which likely preceeded C+ anything by a few years..


36 posted on 01/14/2014 10:54:53 AM PST by MeshugeMikey (This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Prior to about 1992 I would have disagreed with them, but....


37 posted on 01/14/2014 10:56:11 AM PST by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th (and 17th))
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To: Eleutheria5

Hey!

Ease up.

Some of us just ate lunch!


38 posted on 01/14/2014 10:56:50 AM PST by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th (and 17th))
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To: NorthMountain

Now just a cotton pickin’ minit here. Let’s be fair. The alien is saluting with his left hand, and about to fire a death ray or something at somebody. Obama is using his right hand, but making it look like it’s not a Nazi salute. This seems to be a favorite device for Nazis these days, and he’s the perfect front man.


39 posted on 01/14/2014 11:02:45 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: cripplecreek

It does explain the attitude of the local BMV employees.


40 posted on 01/14/2014 11:07:23 AM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: The Great RJ

He’s really from the Mother Ship, and they don’t do hatching certificates.


41 posted on 01/14/2014 11:08:08 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: ETL

A classic. Turned out to be a cookbook.


42 posted on 01/14/2014 11:11:01 AM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: Eleutheria5

It’s a good thing that whack-o Ahmahdinajihad is no longer in charge, and Iran can finally return to a more rational worldview!


43 posted on 01/14/2014 11:19:13 AM PST by cookcounty (IRS = Internal Revenge Service.)
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To: Eleutheria5
And it just so happens that ONE of them was born in Iran:

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44 posted on 01/14/2014 11:36:16 AM PST by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
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To: Eleutheria5

“Nazi Illegal Aliens” I would believe, but Obozo’s not smart enough to be a space alien.


45 posted on 01/14/2014 12:13:19 PM PST by MortMan (Is a delayed shower a "stay of exablution"?)
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To: KarlInOhio

yes


46 posted on 01/14/2014 12:17:26 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: Eleutheria5

and you thought his birth certificate was written in “Kenyan?”
(Try Klingon...)


47 posted on 01/14/2014 12:19:13 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: Eleutheria5; Art Bell; null and void

ping


48 posted on 01/14/2014 12:21:57 PM PST by lonevoice (We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality)
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To: Eleutheria5

Aryans?


49 posted on 01/14/2014 1:02:39 PM PST by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (I'm gonna' BICKER!)
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To: inpajamas
 photo f89c5827-ba99-4750-93fc-f00cbe244bc4_zpsc57b1093.jpg
50 posted on 01/14/2014 1:10:21 PM PST by Never on my watch (Jeesh!)
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