Maybe we can get (North) Vietnam to take McCain back.
Little did the commies know that McCain was one of their most effective weapons .. wrecking equipment ... screwing up missions ... antagonizing fellow officers and superiors .. drunk, disorderly, disheveled ... and occasionally AWOL slobbo. Probably one of the worst airplane drivers ever, he was notorious for getting lost. Had he not had several admirals in the family, this fellow would have possibly made LT and have been assigned to soldering handles on mess kits in Twenty-Nine Palms.
The day he was captured, a sigh of relief went out throughout the fleet. How this yobbo wound up in the Senate is an abiding mystery of America's history.