Skip to comments.KERRY PASSES OUT IDAHO POTATOES IN PARIS (to Russian Foreign Minister)
Posted on 01/14/2014 5:24:58 PM PST by lowbridge
US Secretary of State John Kerry presented Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov with potatoes from Idaho before the beginning of talks in Paris. Kerry said that Lavrov and he had spoken to one another several weeks ago and planned to discuss Syria. Then the Secretary of State produced two potatoes from a big cardboard box and gave them to the Russian minister.
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...he probably pulled them out of his.......nevermind
What a weirdo.
Hey, those weren’t just any potatoes, they were
Idaho LENR potatoes which can be used to power
small transister radios.
The gigolo shines again. He probably swift-boated a potato farmer....
If it was a "big" box, what else was in it? More potatoes? Carrots? His LEGO set? What?
I’ve got to admire the Russians for having the self-control not to reach across the table and slap the snot out of that idiot Kerry. Myself, I don’t think I could resist the temptation.
What did it cost to fly a box of Idaho potatoes to Paris?
It really was a big box. A big dirty old box with a sheet of torn and wrinkled butcher paper wadded up on top. The lack of any class as well as the pettiness of the insult has all of the earmarks of Bathhouse Barry.
The Russian should have held the potato aloft and told Lurch, “This looks like your chin.”
Just when you think obammy Keri have embarrassed USA to the max, they outdo themselves. Wow! What amazing talent! It’s like a bottomless cesspool, er pit.
I had to see it to believe it.
WHY POTATOES? WTF is that supposed to mean? Have they all lost their minds?
“Idaho LENR potatoes which can be used to power
small transister radios.”
Too funny, but you will incur the wrath of that Kevmo or whatever E-Cat guy!!!
Maybe he was hoping the russian would use them to make vodka.
Not nearly as much as it cost to fly the potato head to paris.
Mooselle, aka half-baked, wasn’t supposed to leave Hawaii until tomorrow.
I object: what’s wrong with Maine potatoes? I’m offended and incensed....pass the butter, please.
I had a Mr. Potato Head toy when I was a child, yup, it kinda looked like him. When thinking of him... pin the tail on the donkey also comes to mind.
People should throw potato’s - red ones at him - when he returns. What a classless buffoon!
He was probably telling him, that it is a good potato to make vodka out of. He is implying that Russians love to drinking heavy, and vodka is their drink of choice. /s
The women in those photos looked impressed. I think they wanted them.
I bet they were harvested by illegals.
I dunno. This seems more innocuous than to merit merciless carping.
On another site I had joked about him passing out ketchup packets for a job well done, but never imagined...
One of my FAVORITE jokes!
Le Ha! Ha!
Spud Kerry. HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!
I want the pants suit back! [no I don’t] ....at least no one [that we know of] has died for the potato caper.
What a complete jacka$$ he is.
“all this meat and no potatoes” was a phrase we used when I was a lad to signify a lack of women.
So maybe Kerry is symbolically offering himself to the Russian?
You are assuming they had minds to begin with. You might be assuming too much.
Kerry spent part of the Christmas holiday week with his family at one of their houses, in the ski town of Ketchum, Idaho, and apparently Lavrov had mentioned the fame of Idaho potatoes. So Kerry brought two of them along to Paris.
They were, in Lavrovs words, impressive.
After Lavrov asked if he needed to keep the brown wrapping paper, a female adviser seated to Kerrys right joked, protection?
Kerry joked that Lavrov likely wont make vodka out of them, as hes not a vodka drinker.
Well, anyway, Kerry said, presumably moving the conversation onto actual diplomatic talks.
Never fear. I understand Dennis Rodman is en route to straighten things out.
We’re getting Snowden for only TWO potatoes! Genius diplomacy.
Kerry brought agricultural products into a foreign country? I’m sure be broke a law when be did that.
Our Secretary of Stupid at his best!
Our country doesn’t have some department or person in charge of finding appropriate gifts for foreign dignitaries? We just let idiots like Kerry figure it out on his own? What the heck...
Took 25 posts but I knew a FR family would not let me down.
Did you know Mr Potato Head was served in Vietnam?
Bud Nip video - Idaho Potato loaded with Bud Nip, no doubt.
Kerry brought agricultural products into a foreign country? Im sure be broke a law when be did that.
I seem to recall that when Obama went to Israel a couple of years ago he gave them some young trees. As soon as this lame-ass prez left, the Israelis dug a big hole and buried the trees below ground!
Pathetic and needy.
It could be an omen that the Russians might enjoy turning Kerry into a blood ketchup bottle and so he brought the potatoes because Kerry does not feel worthy.
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