Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America
Forbes ^ | January 13, 2014 | Michael Peck

Posted on 01/15/2014 7:00:52 AM PST by lbryce

Documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s.

These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.

This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.

Related:American Thinker:January 14, 2014:Iranian News Agency Says Snowden Docs Reveal US-Space Alien Link

(Excerpt) Read more at forbes.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: iran; nucleariran; snowden; ufos
I didn't read the original article as reported by FARS News Agency, the Iranian English language news service. But perhaps it was slo news day for FARS and theywere merely reporting the story which the Forbes article somewhat ambiguously links to the Russian spy agency, information it says was revealed by NSA whistleblower Snowden.

The article doesn't say that Iran believes the story simply that it reported it. Mybe they do have a sense of humor.

I wonder if the FARS article ends with < /sarcasm.

1 posted on 01/15/2014 7:00:52 AM PST by lbryce
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Correction:But perhaps it was a slow news days at FARS.


2 posted on 01/15/2014 7:01:51 AM PST by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Iran’s attempt to fuel America’s ‘get whitey’ movement.


3 posted on 01/15/2014 7:04:15 AM PST by skeeter
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce
No, the US is run by a medium height , brown skinned illegal alien.

CC

4 posted on 01/15/2014 7:04:47 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Well, that explains Boehner.


5 posted on 01/15/2014 7:04:58 AM PST by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce
This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.

PFL

6 posted on 01/15/2014 7:05:34 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce
The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945

Was this written by Sorcha Faal?

7 posted on 01/15/2014 7:06:56 AM PST by Old Sarge (TINVOWOOT: There Is No Voting Our Way Out Of This)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce; JoeProBono

8 posted on 01/15/2014 7:09:05 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Speaking of Snowden...I’ve wondered if Snowden hitched a ride from Hong Kong on one of those re-flagged IRISI ships.


9 posted on 01/15/2014 7:09:19 AM PST by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheelbarrow)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

10 posted on 01/15/2014 7:09:51 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: All

I get that impression every time I see John Kerry


11 posted on 01/15/2014 7:10:16 AM PST by newnhdad (Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: lbryce
Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America

This is BS. They're not that tall.

12 posted on 01/15/2014 7:11:35 AM PST by GreenHornet
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Thanks to Kerry’s delusional negotiations, Iran in return for perhaps suspending temporarily the enrichment of uranium, keeps its nuclear infrastructure intact and unmolested. The sanctions are effectively lifted, Iran’s economy will improve and political support for the regime will increase. Soon a bizarre theocratic dictatorship fond of making apocalyptic threats will be nuclear armed. Ah the “peace in our time” legacy of Barak Obama.


13 posted on 01/15/2014 7:11:44 AM PST by allendale
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Of course they’re white. Even in Outer Space, the oppressive creatures are white.


14 posted on 01/15/2014 7:13:32 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

That desription actually fits the mullahs, those tall, white “persians” who control the masses using islam as a weapon.


15 posted on 01/15/2014 7:14:19 AM PST by MestaMachine (My caps work. You gotta earn them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Only brain addled muslims....


16 posted on 01/15/2014 7:15:09 AM PST by onedoug
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce
"Tall white aliens?"...

"No, really SHORT, white aliens, like..."


17 posted on 01/15/2014 7:17:20 AM PST by SparkyBass
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce
Tall, White Space Aliens Control America?

Tall? Yes.

White? No, wearing white does not count.

Space? No, zoned out on choom does not count.

Alien? Yes.

50% is not very good. They need to study their Manchurian Candidate more carefully.

18 posted on 01/15/2014 7:18:19 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Looks like they have both the History channel and National Geographic. Kudos.


19 posted on 01/15/2014 7:19:42 AM PST by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

James Carville...they’re on to you man.


20 posted on 01/15/2014 7:20:17 AM PST by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pollster1

"....and now for something completely different....a man with a tape recorder up his nose."

21 posted on 01/15/2014 7:20:45 AM PST by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Sounds like what the Nation of Islam - headquartered in CHICAGO - thinks. Maybe they are advising Obama.


22 posted on 01/15/2014 7:23:16 AM PST by ZULU (Magua is sitting in the Oval Office. Ted Cruz/Phil Robertson in 2016.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

These Iranians have been watching too many episodes of Ancient Aliens.


23 posted on 01/15/2014 7:24:53 AM PST by Ditter
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

We chuckle like our country’s journalism is much better, and yet...


24 posted on 01/15/2014 7:32:53 AM PST by Homer1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce
Gee whiz, I'm not that tall.
25 posted on 01/15/2014 7:33:39 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

so I guess Jesse Ventura is right after all


26 posted on 01/15/2014 7:34:03 AM PST by Nifster
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

oh I remember that one


27 posted on 01/15/2014 7:34:35 AM PST by Nifster
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

28 posted on 01/15/2014 7:37:30 AM PST by csmusaret (Will remove Obama-Biden bumperstickers for $10)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: csmusaret
John Kerry isn't white - he's orange.
29 posted on 01/15/2014 7:42:05 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

"Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America"

They aren't far off....


30 posted on 01/15/2014 7:43:32 AM PST by Iron Munro (Orwell: There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Celtic Conservative

No, the US is run by a medium height , brown skinned illegal alien.


31 posted on 01/15/2014 7:46:19 AM PST by Iron Munro (Orwell: There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Iron Munro

That’s a great picture of ‘Fudgepacker One’. But he didn’t break out of a shell, he emerged from the effluent goop some alien left behind before returning to their ship.


32 posted on 01/15/2014 8:08:59 AM PST by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Nothing new.

Quote:

“Well, they are people, just like us - from within our own solar system. Except that their society is more highly evolved. I mean, they don’t have no wars, they got no monetary system, they don’t have any leaders, because, I mean, each man is a leader.

I mean, each man - because of their technology, they are able to feed, clothe, house, and transport themselves equally - and with no effort...Why don’t they reveal themselves to us is because if they did it would cause a general panic. Now, I mean, we still have leaders upon whom we rely for the release of this information. These leaders have decided to repress this information because of the tremendous shock that it would cause to our antiquated systems. Now, the result of this has been that the Venutians have contacted people in all walks of life - all walks of life.

[laughs] Yes. It-it-it would be a devastatin’ blow to our antiquated systems - so now the Venutians are meeting with people in all walks of life - in an advisory capacity. For once man will have a god-like control over his own destiny. He will have a chance to transcend and to evolve with some equality for all.”

Jack Nicholson in EASY RIDER (1969)


33 posted on 01/15/2014 8:09:35 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce
a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,”

Considering what has happened to the country for the past 60 years would it have made a difference if the USA really has been controlled by malevolent inhuman non-American creatures bent on our destruction. I, mean, how could you tell?

34 posted on 01/15/2014 8:10:44 AM PST by Count of Monte Fisto (The foundation of modern society is the denial of reality.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

therefore his problem producing a genuine birth certificate..


35 posted on 01/15/2014 8:26:36 AM PST by faithhopecharity (C)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: Celtic Conservative

They must be inbreeding the hyrids. Because the last few that have occupied the whitehouse have not exactly screamed “advanced technology race”, if you know what I mean.

And the Female versions have obviously been bred by beings who have no idea of what a human female looks like.


36 posted on 01/15/2014 8:43:50 AM PST by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Vermont Lt
Yep, they gotta do a lot more beta testing before releasing the finished product. And the women? They should subcontract that out to geeky human male scientists. those guys would get it right!

CC

37 posted on 01/15/2014 8:52:32 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 36 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Well, it’s an alien all right. But he’s only half white....


38 posted on 01/15/2014 8:53:46 AM PST by DouglasKC
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Iron Munro

Hmm, he still looked somewhat like a human back then.


39 posted on 01/15/2014 9:01:43 AM PST by dangerdoc (I don't think you should be forced to make the same decision I did even if I know I'm right.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: Iron Munro

Hmm, he still looked somewhat like a human back then.


40 posted on 01/15/2014 9:10:39 AM PST by dangerdoc (I don't think you should be forced to make the same decision I did even if I know I'm right.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator
"....and now for something completely different....a man with a tape recorder up his nose."

Those who do not recognize this reference are missing out on a great memory...Monty Python TV series.

Thanks!

41 posted on 01/15/2014 10:20:02 AM PST by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

42 posted on 01/15/2014 12:03:25 PM PST by Dr.Deth
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dangerdoc
Hmm, he still looked somewhat like a human back then.

You can't judge a lying, letoid commie sympathizer by his cover.


43 posted on 01/15/2014 1:00:44 PM PST by Iron Munro (Orwell: There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: lbryce
IRAN


44 posted on 01/15/2014 1:34:29 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce

Were it true, being controlled by “tall white aliens” would be far superior to iran’s plight, controlled by muslims.


45 posted on 01/15/2014 2:29:18 PM PST by RobinOfKingston (Democrats--the party of Evil. Republicans--the party of Stupid.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lbryce



46 posted on 01/20/2014 12:13:16 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson