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Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America
Forbes ^ | January 13, 2014 | Michael Peck

Posted on 01/15/2014 7:00:52 AM PST by lbryce

Documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s.

These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.

This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.

Related:American Thinker:January 14, 2014:Iranian News Agency Says Snowden Docs Reveal US-Space Alien Link

(Excerpt) Read more at forbes.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: iran; nucleariran; snowden; ufos
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I didn't read the original article as reported by FARS News Agency, the Iranian English language news service. But perhaps it was slo news day for FARS and theywere merely reporting the story which the Forbes article somewhat ambiguously links to the Russian spy agency, information it says was revealed by NSA whistleblower Snowden.

The article doesn't say that Iran believes the story simply that it reported it. Mybe they do have a sense of humor.

I wonder if the FARS article ends with < /sarcasm.

1 posted on 01/15/2014 7:00:52 AM PST by lbryce
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Correction:But perhaps it was a slow news days at FARS.


2 posted on 01/15/2014 7:01:51 AM PST by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
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Iran’s attempt to fuel America’s ‘get whitey’ movement.


3 posted on 01/15/2014 7:04:15 AM PST by skeeter
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No, the US is run by a medium height , brown skinned illegal alien.

CC

4 posted on 01/15/2014 7:04:47 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: lbryce

Well, that explains Boehner.


5 posted on 01/15/2014 7:04:58 AM PST by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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To: lbryce
This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.

PFL

6 posted on 01/15/2014 7:05:34 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945

Was this written by Sorcha Faal?

7 posted on 01/15/2014 7:06:56 AM PST by Old Sarge (TINVOWOOT: There Is No Voting Our Way Out Of This)
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To: lbryce; JoeProBono

8 posted on 01/15/2014 7:09:05 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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Speaking of Snowden...I’ve wondered if Snowden hitched a ride from Hong Kong on one of those re-flagged IRISI ships.


9 posted on 01/15/2014 7:09:19 AM PST by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheelbarrow)
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10 posted on 01/15/2014 7:09:51 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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I get that impression every time I see John Kerry


11 posted on 01/15/2014 7:10:16 AM PST by newnhdad (Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
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Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America

This is BS. They're not that tall.

12 posted on 01/15/2014 7:11:35 AM PST by GreenHornet
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Thanks to Kerry’s delusional negotiations, Iran in return for perhaps suspending temporarily the enrichment of uranium, keeps its nuclear infrastructure intact and unmolested. The sanctions are effectively lifted, Iran’s economy will improve and political support for the regime will increase. Soon a bizarre theocratic dictatorship fond of making apocalyptic threats will be nuclear armed. Ah the “peace in our time” legacy of Barak Obama.


13 posted on 01/15/2014 7:11:44 AM PST by allendale
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Of course they’re white. Even in Outer Space, the oppressive creatures are white.


14 posted on 01/15/2014 7:13:32 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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That desription actually fits the mullahs, those tall, white “persians” who control the masses using islam as a weapon.


15 posted on 01/15/2014 7:14:19 AM PST by MestaMachine (My caps work. You gotta earn them.)
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Only brain addled muslims....


16 posted on 01/15/2014 7:15:09 AM PST by onedoug
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"Tall white aliens?"...

"No, really SHORT, white aliens, like..."


17 posted on 01/15/2014 7:17:20 AM PST by SparkyBass
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Tall, White Space Aliens Control America?

Tall? Yes.

White? No, wearing white does not count.

Space? No, zoned out on choom does not count.

Alien? Yes.

50% is not very good. They need to study their Manchurian Candidate more carefully.

18 posted on 01/15/2014 7:18:19 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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Looks like they have both the History channel and National Geographic. Kudos.


19 posted on 01/15/2014 7:19:42 AM PST by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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James Carville...they’re on to you man.


20 posted on 01/15/2014 7:20:17 AM PST by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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