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'Swiss Cheese Pervert' arrested, cops say
NBC News ^ | 1/17/14 | David Chang, Dan Stamm, Kelly Bayliss

Posted on 01/17/2014 2:15:04 AM PST by Libloather

Police say they have arrested the so-called “Swiss Cheese Pervert,” the man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition women in the Philadelphia area.

Christopher Pagano was arrested at his home on Noble Street in Norristown on Thursday afternoon as part of a joint investigation between Philadelphia and Norristown Police, officials tell NBC10 Philadelphia.

The 41-year-old has allegedly been spotted driving up to women and asking them if they would like to get paid to see him put Swiss cheese on his genitals.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cheese; cops; moose; napl; pervert; swiss
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"He was a weirdo," neighbor Rae Dean told NBC10's Deanna Durante. "He used to come outside in his underwear with no shirt."

In the winter? Yeah, that's pretty strange.

1 posted on 01/17/2014 2:15:05 AM PST by Libloather
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To: Libloather

A lot of holes in this story.


2 posted on 01/17/2014 2:22:02 AM PST by Ken H (What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
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To: Libloather

I wanna know how much he offered to pay a prospective voyeur.

Hey *shrug* I’m not proud.


3 posted on 01/17/2014 2:25:49 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Libloather

Sounds like a tatic better suited to Wisconsin than Pennsylvania.


4 posted on 01/17/2014 2:39:04 AM PST by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: Libloather

Must have thought because he was in a ‘Rat stronghold, his cheese ploy would work.


5 posted on 01/17/2014 2:47:31 AM PST by fso301
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To: Libloather

Seems like it might be a way to sexually proposition a mouse or a rat, not a woman.


6 posted on 01/17/2014 2:56:43 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Libloather

When did this become illegal?


7 posted on 01/17/2014 3:07:26 AM PST by Jimmy4Toes
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To: Libloather

Sounds rather tame to me. On the other hand if it was a bubbling pot of nacho cheese I might throw him buck as an incentive.


8 posted on 01/17/2014 3:10:18 AM PST by WinMod70
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To: Libloather

I have heard that some people prefer using cheddar.


9 posted on 01/17/2014 3:10:27 AM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

Head cheese?


10 posted on 01/17/2014 3:15:14 AM PST by eCSMaster ("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

If anyone is looking for a good cheese shop, avoid this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJhq9eq_eJg


11 posted on 01/17/2014 3:26:50 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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12 posted on 01/17/2014 3:41:17 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Ken H

They should lock up this muenster for a long time.


13 posted on 01/17/2014 3:49:49 AM PST by needmorePaine
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To: Libloather

Daddy ?


14 posted on 01/17/2014 3:53:03 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: JoeProBono

I feel like a pretty boy after looking at that mug.


15 posted on 01/17/2014 3:54:00 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: Libloather

Let me see if there is a scientific explanation for this:

Horny (heterosexual guy) + swiss cheese(EBT card) + spare time (extended unemployment benefits) = swiss cheese pervert.

Still doesn’t compute...oh well, maybe I should factor in global warming...Yes, I’m sure that’s what it is.

Thank you Mr. Gore.


16 posted on 01/17/2014 4:43:23 AM PST by Texicanus (Texas, it's a whole 'nother country.)
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To: Libloather

Was he propositioning them with a fondue?


17 posted on 01/17/2014 5:01:11 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: needmorePaine
"They should lock up this muenster for a long time."

LOL...good one. I almost bleu out my coffee!

Also, I was thinking if the holes in swiss cheese can accommodate your junk, it's really not anything to show off.

18 posted on 01/17/2014 5:04:32 AM PST by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: eCSMaster

Cheese Wiz.


19 posted on 01/17/2014 5:07:05 AM PST by Flick Lives (Got a problem with the government? Have a complaint. Get a free IRS audit!)
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To: Mich Patriot; needmorePaine

“They should lock up this muenster for a long time.
LOL...good one. I almost bleu out my coffee!”

Gouda ones...


20 posted on 01/17/2014 5:10:21 AM PST by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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