'Swiss Cheese Pervert' arrested, cops say

NBC News ^ | 1/17/14 | David Chang, Dan Stamm, Kelly Bayliss

[Libloather]

Police say they have arrested the so-called “Swiss Cheese Pervert,” the man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition women in the Philadelphia area.

Christopher Pagano was arrested at his home on Noble Street in Norristown on Thursday afternoon as part of a joint investigation between Philadelphia and Norristown Police, officials tell NBC10 Philadelphia.

The 41-year-old has allegedly been spotted driving up to women and asking them if they would like to get paid to see him put Swiss cheese on his genitals.

[Libloather]

"He was a weirdo," neighbor Rae Dean told NBC10's Deanna Durante. "He used to come outside in his underwear with no shirt."

In the winter? Yeah, that's pretty strange.

[Ken H]

A lot of holes in this story.

[Titan Magroyne]

I wanna know how much he offered to pay a prospective voyeur.

Hey *shrug* I’m not proud.

[MAexile]

Sounds like a tatic better suited to Wisconsin than Pennsylvania.

[fso301]

Must have thought because he was in a ‘Rat stronghold, his cheese ploy would work.

[ETL]

Seems like it might be a way to sexually proposition a mouse or a rat, not a woman.

[Jimmy4Toes]

When did this become illegal?

[WinMod70]

Sounds rather tame to me. On the other hand if it was a bubbling pot of nacho cheese I might throw him buck as an incentive.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

I have heard that some people prefer using cheddar.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Head cheese?

[ETL]

If anyone is looking for a good cheese shop, avoid this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJhq9eq_eJg

[JoeProBono]

[needmorePaine]

They should lock up this muenster for a long time.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Daddy ?

[Anton.Rutter]

I feel like a pretty boy after looking at that mug.

[Texicanus]

Let me see if there is a scientific explanation for this:

Horny (heterosexual guy) + swiss cheese(EBT card) + spare time (extended unemployment benefits) = swiss cheese pervert.

Still doesn’t compute...oh well, maybe I should factor in global warming...Yes, I’m sure that’s what it is.

Thank you Mr. Gore.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Was he propositioning them with a fondue?

[Mich Patriot]

"They should lock up this muenster for a long time."

LOL...good one. I almost bleu out my coffee!

Also, I was thinking if the holes in swiss cheese can accommodate your junk, it's really not anything to show off.

[Flick Lives]

Cheese Wiz.

[areukiddingme1]

“They should lock up this muenster for a long time.
LOL...good one. I almost bleu out my coffee!”

Gouda ones...