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N. Korean leader guides night jump exercise of paratroopers
Yonhap News ^ | 1-19-2014

Posted on 01/19/2014 4:51:56 PM PST by rdl6989

SEOUL, Jan. 20 (Yonhap) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has guided a night jump exercise of the country's airborne units, Pyongyang's state news agency said Monday

(Excerpt) Read more at english.yonhapnews.co.kr ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: kimjongun; northkorea
There's a ton of comedy material in this one.
1 posted on 01/19/2014 4:51:56 PM PST by rdl6989
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I’d just love to see the Chubby Un jump at night.


2 posted on 01/19/2014 4:52:54 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: rdl6989

Then he hit a hole-in-one, cured cancer and raised his Uncle from the dead, finishing-up with turning water into Soju.


3 posted on 01/19/2014 4:53:52 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
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To: rdl6989

I’m sure doughboy guided it from a recliner in the Supreme Revolutionary Command Center in Pyongyang.


4 posted on 01/19/2014 4:54:41 PM PST by TheGipperWasRight
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To: rdl6989

Bump


5 posted on 01/19/2014 4:55:01 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: rdl6989
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has guided a night jump exercise of the country's airborne units

"Guided" does not mean he was even off the ground at any point. He might have just said "You may proceed".

6 posted on 01/19/2014 4:56:02 PM PST by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster; SevenofNine

Ping.


7 posted on 01/19/2014 4:57:23 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: rdl6989
Previously he actually launched a missile.

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8 posted on 01/19/2014 5:00:54 PM PST by SkyDancer ("How Can People Ask Forgiveness If They Won't Forgive Others?")
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To: rdl6989; a fool in paradise

Un is a leader who leads, unlike our unleader in the unWhite Hut!


9 posted on 01/19/2014 5:01:30 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: Revolting cat!; rdl6989; a fool in paradise

Can you even imagine Barack jumping from an airplane?


10 posted on 01/19/2014 5:04:50 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
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To: rdl6989

He was the one who did not need a parachute.


11 posted on 01/19/2014 5:05:47 PM PST by yawningotter
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To: TheGipperWasRight


Someone needs to photoshop The Un's face onto the Pillsbury Doughboy and add a parachute with him landing in South Korea.
12 posted on 01/19/2014 5:08:59 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: rdl6989
Which one is the parachute?
13 posted on 01/19/2014 5:09:11 PM PST by JPG (Yes We Can morphs into Make It Hurt.)
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To: rdl6989

So after a wild week of partying together Dennis Rodman checks into rehab and ‘Lil Kim goes skydiving with the army.

Curious.


14 posted on 01/19/2014 5:12:58 PM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: rdl6989

Guided? What does that mean? He shined a flashlight out the window of the plane he was in?


15 posted on 01/19/2014 5:19:19 PM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

The bourgeoisie must be cleansed by the fire of socialism...hoo hoo!


16 posted on 01/19/2014 5:20:49 PM PST by TheGipperWasRight
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To: rdl6989

Boy went to a private school in Switzerland, he knows. Ours? Public school in Indonesia.


17 posted on 01/19/2014 5:21:58 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: rdl6989

“Two old ladies sittin’ in a bed
One rolled over to the other and said,
‘I wanna feed my uncle to the dogs!
Make my people eat old logs’”


18 posted on 01/19/2014 5:26:56 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: PapaBear3625

More like, “Jump or die!”


19 posted on 01/19/2014 5:30:55 PM PST by beelzepug (if any alphabets are watchin', I'll be coming home right after the meetin')
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To: rdl6989

I’ll be impressed when he swims across the Yangtze River like Chairman Mao.


20 posted on 01/19/2014 5:32:20 PM PST by Stosh
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To: rdl6989

He probably just pointed while 5 aides took notes.


21 posted on 01/19/2014 5:33:22 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Can you even imagine Barack jumping from an airplane?

Why, YES...Yes I can.

Thankyou for a wonderful inspiration.


22 posted on 01/19/2014 5:35:28 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Then he hit a hole-in-one, cured cancer and raised his Uncle from the dead, finishing-up with turning water into Soju.

Did he also invent the Internet, close the ozone hole, make the sun rise in the west, and stop the polar ice caps from melting? If not, then he is a worthless piece of sh--

23 posted on 01/19/2014 5:40:13 PM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Veteran, 70-71)
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Go Hawks! Quite the shoot out tonight.


24 posted on 01/19/2014 5:43:14 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: rdl6989

Why do I have such a desire to kick that little punk in the nuts?


25 posted on 01/19/2014 5:51:47 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Obama lied; our healthcare died.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’m not telling the whole joke on an open forum, but the punch line, in response to “Did you jump?” is “Yes, at first, a little...”


26 posted on 01/19/2014 6:03:23 PM PST by null and void (We need to shake this snowglobe up.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Then he hit a hole-in-one, cured cancer and raised his Uncle from the dead, finishing-up with turning water into Soju.

Hole-in-one - believable. Cured cancer - believable. Raised uncle from dead - believable. But turning water into Soju? Come on!

27 posted on 01/19/2014 6:07:48 PM PST by 17th Miss Regt
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“Can you even imagine Barack jumping from an airplane?”

I can dream!


28 posted on 01/19/2014 6:08:57 PM PST by RS_Rider (I hate Illinois Nazis)
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To: 17th Miss Regt

Makkoli then?


29 posted on 01/19/2014 6:09:23 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

That’s believable!


30 posted on 01/19/2014 6:10:38 PM PST by 17th Miss Regt
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To: Lurker
Go Hawks! Quite the shoot out tonight

It is about dang time. I hate shoot outs, because the Hawks are so terrible at it. They got lucky this time. I had to get up at about 3 AM, to watch the game live here, on NHL Game Center. It is 10:30 AM, Monday morning, and I am watching the Rangers/Capitals live, because the only football I can get, was Denver/New England, streaming through CBS Sports.

31 posted on 01/19/2014 6:33:01 PM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Veteran, 70-71)
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To: Mark17

3AM? Where are you?


32 posted on 01/19/2014 6:35:09 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker

Davao City, southern Mindanao.


33 posted on 01/19/2014 6:38:51 PM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Veteran, 70-71)
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To: Mark17

I bet the weather is much nicer there than in DuPage County.


34 posted on 01/19/2014 6:41:22 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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I bet the weather is much nicer there than in DuPage County.

Well, January is pretty nice. I have been able to turn off the AC for a few days. The temp rarely gets below 75 degrees, 24/7, 365, but the humidity is downright uncomfortable. I brought my skates, so I can go ice skating in the capital city. I was a Blackhawks fan since Hull and Mikita. I thought the worst trade in history, was Phil Esposito, Ken Hodge and Fred Stanfield to Boston for Pit Martin and 2 other chumps who never made it. I heard a rumor that Esposito and Hull did not get along, but I don't know if that is true.

35 posted on 01/19/2014 7:01:08 PM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Veteran, 70-71)
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To: Mark17

I met Dennis Savard last summer. Nice guy.


36 posted on 01/19/2014 7:11:00 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker

I think Savard is still employed by the Blackhawks. I met Dennis Hull once. Toews, Zajack, Parise, T J Oshie, Drew Stafford, Ed Belfour, all went to the same college I did, UND.


37 posted on 01/19/2014 7:29:23 PM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Veteran, 70-71)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Can you even imagine Barack jumping from an airplane?

Happily. /S

38 posted on 01/19/2014 7:52:34 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: HereInTheHeartland

If you can find them.


39 posted on 01/20/2014 3:40:02 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: rdl6989
He stood on the ground, pointed in the air and said, "Go up there, and when you get there, jump from the plane".

A couple asked when they would get their parachutes and were summarily shot for resisting supreme orders.

40 posted on 01/20/2014 3:44:30 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: rdl6989

41 posted on 01/20/2014 3:46:42 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Pan_Yan

In the end there can be only Un.


42 posted on 01/20/2014 5:43:52 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Can you even imagine Barack jumping from an airplane?

We can only wish ;)

43 posted on 01/20/2014 5:48:33 PM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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