N. Korean leader guides night jump exercise of paratroopers

Yonhap News ^ | 1-19-2014

[rdl6989]

SEOUL, Jan. 20 (Yonhap) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has guided a night jump exercise of the country's airborne units, Pyongyang's state news agency said Monday

[GeronL]

He probably just pointed while 5 aides took notes.

[mountn man]

Can you even imagine Barack jumping from an airplane?

Why, YES...Yes I can.

Thankyou for a wonderful inspiration.

[Mark17]

Then he hit a hole-in-one, cured cancer and raised his Uncle from the dead, finishing-up with turning water into Soju.

Did he also invent the Internet, close the ozone hole, make the sun rise in the west, and stop the polar ice caps from melting? If not, then he is a worthless piece of sh--

[Lurker]

Go Hawks! Quite the shoot out tonight.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Why do I have such a desire to kick that little punk in the nuts?

[null and void]

I’m not telling the whole joke on an open forum, but the punch line, in response to “Did you jump?” is “Yes, at first, a little...”

[17th Miss Regt]

Then he hit a hole-in-one, cured cancer and raised his Uncle from the dead, finishing-up with turning water into Soju.

Hole-in-one - believable. Cured cancer - believable. Raised uncle from dead - believable. But turning water into Soju? Come on!

[RS_Rider]

“Can you even imagine Barack jumping from an airplane?”

I can dream!

[2ndDivisionVet]

Makkoli then?

[17th Miss Regt]

That’s believable!

[Mark17]

Go Hawks! Quite the shoot out tonight

It is about dang time. I hate shoot outs, because the Hawks are so terrible at it. They got lucky this time. I had to get up at about 3 AM, to watch the game live here, on NHL Game Center. It is 10:30 AM, Monday morning, and I am watching the Rangers/Capitals live, because the only football I can get, was Denver/New England, streaming through CBS Sports.

[Lurker]

3AM? Where are you?

[Mark17]

Davao City, southern Mindanao.

[Lurker]

I bet the weather is much nicer there than in DuPage County.

[Mark17]

I bet the weather is much nicer there than in DuPage County.

Well, January is pretty nice. I have been able to turn off the AC for a few days. The temp rarely gets below 75 degrees, 24/7, 365, but the humidity is downright uncomfortable. I brought my skates, so I can go ice skating in the capital city. I was a Blackhawks fan since Hull and Mikita. I thought the worst trade in history, was Phil Esposito, Ken Hodge and Fred Stanfield to Boston for Pit Martin and 2 other chumps who never made it. I heard a rumor that Esposito and Hull did not get along, but I don't know if that is true.

[Lurker]

I met Dennis Savard last summer. Nice guy.

[Mark17]

I think Savard is still employed by the Blackhawks. I met Dennis Hull once. Toews, Zajack, Parise, T J Oshie, Drew Stafford, Ed Belfour, all went to the same college I did, UND.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Can you even imagine Barack jumping from an airplane?

Happily. /S

[fieldmarshaldj]

If you can find them.

[trebb]

He stood on the ground, pointed in the air and said, "Go up there, and when you get there, jump from the plane".

A couple asked when they would get their parachutes and were summarily shot for resisting supreme orders.