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Sunday's NYT Magazine Cover to Feature Bizarre 'Planet Hillary'(Truly Bizarre)
NewsMax ^ | January 23, 2014 | Bill Hoffmann

Posted on 01/23/2014 11:23:34 AM PST by lbryce

Hillary Clinton has not yet declared her bid for the Democratic presidential nomination — but you wouldn't know it from The New York Times Magazine to be published on Sunday.

The cover story, titled "Planet Hillary," is illustrated by a graphic showing a solar system with a huge planet at the center which features Clinton's smiling face.

The teaser for the article by Amy Chozik, a national political reporter for the Times, reads: "The gravitational pull of a possible 2016 campaign is bringing all the old Clinton characters into her orbit. Can she make the stars align, or will chaos prevail?"

(Excerpt) Read more at newsmax.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cover; hillaryclinton; nyt
Is it because they think the world of Hillary? Or is it Global Warming has come to this, a planet full of hot gas?


1 posted on 01/23/2014 11:23:34 AM PST by lbryce
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To: lbryce

She’s never looked more radiant!


2 posted on 01/23/2014 11:24:51 AM PST by clintonh8r (Don't twerk me, Bro!)
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To: lbryce

Is this supposed to be a puff piece? my God, what an ugly picture of a bald.Hillary. If they really are trying to be encouaging, this optic is horrible to use.


3 posted on 01/23/2014 11:25:32 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego (Interesting)
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To: clintonh8r

....as soon as her liver gives out........


4 posted on 01/23/2014 11:25:52 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: lbryce

That’s absolutely hilarious! She looks a laughing stock.


5 posted on 01/23/2014 11:26:36 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

It’d look better with a rocket sticking out of her eye


6 posted on 01/23/2014 11:26:40 AM PST by digger48
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To: lbryce

To the moon, Hilary!


7 posted on 01/23/2014 11:27:21 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: lbryce

Look! It’s the hag in the moon!


8 posted on 01/23/2014 11:27:32 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: lbryce

“Planet Hillary”.....is that the new name for “Bizarro World?”


9 posted on 01/23/2014 11:28:11 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: lbryce

Well, she does have her own gravity well.............


10 posted on 01/23/2014 11:29:04 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: lbryce

http://www.amychozick.com/

“In 2012, Amy traveled to Africa with Bill Clinton to write the front-page curtain raiser to Mr. Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention.”

“As a member of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton’s traveling press during the 2008 campaign”

The NY Times takes a backseat to the “news” magazines on the stands in your food market waiting lines.


11 posted on 01/23/2014 11:29:12 AM PST by ZULU (Magua is sitting in the Oval Office. Ted Cruz/Phil Robertson in 2016.)
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To: digger48

Somebody has got to photoshop THAT image. Is there time for them to pull this ridiculous cover?!


12 posted on 01/23/2014 11:29:42 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: digger48

13 posted on 01/23/2014 11:29:50 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: lbryce

Is that the meteorite that is supposed to decimate the earth?? Head for the bomb shelters!!


14 posted on 01/23/2014 11:30:41 AM PST by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: lbryce

Looked like her face on somebody’s arse to me!


15 posted on 01/23/2014 11:32:14 AM PST by Renegade
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To: Red Badger

I knew someone could post that quicker than I could.


16 posted on 01/23/2014 11:33:33 AM PST by digger48
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To: lbryce

Remember how John McCain’s age was used against him — too old — likely to die in harness, etc?

Hillary will be only 3 years younger than McCain was, at the same points in their respective campaigns. Somehow, I suspect that age will not be a factor. If anything, expect to hear how fit she is, how long women live today, how much wisdom she has gained over the years, etc. etc.


17 posted on 01/23/2014 11:35:10 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: lbryce

Didn’t Carly Fiorina (formerly a Hewlett Packard CEO)have some similar kind of campaign poster? Something quite bizarre with talking sheep. She depicted Barbara Boxer as some kind of a Demon Blimp.


18 posted on 01/23/2014 11:37:06 AM PST by lee martell
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To: lbryce

Quick! Photoshop that to look like a polyp coming out of someones azz, it already looks like a polyp.


19 posted on 01/23/2014 11:38:00 AM PST by Beagle8U (Unions are Affirmative Action for Slackers! .)
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To: clintonh8r

“She’s never looked more radiant!”

She looks like a Cabbage Patch kid.


20 posted on 01/23/2014 11:38:14 AM PST by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: digger48

My first thought as well.


21 posted on 01/23/2014 11:38:23 AM PST by windcliff
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To: lbryce

A quick google search already turned up multiple scorn poured on this cover. And NOT from FR. Pull it, Slimes!


22 posted on 01/23/2014 11:40:31 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: lbryce

Photo caption...

“We removed the polyp Mr Christie, would you like to keep it?”


23 posted on 01/23/2014 11:43:31 AM PST by Beagle8U (Unions are Affirmative Action for Slackers! .)
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To: Red Badger

Well, she does have her own gravity well.............

Her cankles are a gravity well by themselves....


24 posted on 01/23/2014 11:45:51 AM PST by CitizenUSA (Sodomy and abortion. The only constitutional rights protected by Democrats.)
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To: lbryce

Hillary in the moon, Bill in Uranus!


25 posted on 01/23/2014 11:47:56 AM PST by cartoonistx
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To: lbryce

A blackhole will form and suck all of that fat and evil into another dimension... one where there is an evil Kirk and an Evil Spock... canklesaurus will never survive... she is a piker in that reality.


26 posted on 01/23/2014 11:56:11 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: LibLieSlayer

The only thing missing is the prison bars. Why doesn’t this fat thing leave us alone?


27 posted on 01/23/2014 11:57:00 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: hal ogen

Well there is that demon named satan that she is contracted to.


28 posted on 01/23/2014 12:00:45 PM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: lbryce
"The gravitational pull of a possible 2016 campaign is bringing all the old Clinton characters into her orbit. like flies on a fresh cow-patty.

There, that's more like it. They're all beltway turds, after all.

29 posted on 01/23/2014 12:20:28 PM PST by Sarajevo (Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world)
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To: Stormdog
Something oddly familiar about this planetary pose...could it be?


30 posted on 01/23/2014 1:15:20 PM PST by MaskedMan
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To: clintonh8r

Bill would love it if she looks like that..I mean after Monica we all know what Bill likes in a women. .a big fat giant round head


31 posted on 01/23/2014 1:57:16 PM PST by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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To: lbryce
Coincides with the recent Time cover of Hillary as a pants leg and high heel shoe.

If her people don't want voters looking at her face, it doesn't augur well for the campaign.

32 posted on 01/23/2014 2:01:15 PM PST by x
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To: lbryce

Looks like something out of Doctor Who.


33 posted on 01/23/2014 2:02:59 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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