"Where the hell is my horse, man?"
Posted on 01/24/2014 4:25:46 PM PST by EveningStar
Phillip Morris, the world's biggest cigarette producer, announced today that they will join the marijuana legalization bandwagon and start producing marijuana cigarettes. Marketed under the brand "Marlboro M", the cigarettes will be made available for sale through marijuana-licensed outlets in the state of Colorado, and the state of Washington when it becomes commercially legal there later this year.
(Excerpt) Read more at abriluno.com ...
Abril Uno is a satire site. Abril Uno = April 1 - April Fools Day.
LOLOLOL! Hit my hot button!
I like to post satire as though it’s real just to see how long it takes for people to catch on. :)
"Where the hell is my horse, man?"
See post #23. :)
I heard about these “brand names” way back when......from my buddy “Dave”.
Come with a clip?
Directions for use from the 1st choomer?
I remember those days, very well.
Our “C-Rats”, then “K Rats” came with those little mini packs (4 cigs) if I remember correctly.... We would trade the KOOLS and SALEMS to the guys that wanted them for the MARLBOROS.
In “Weeds”, the brand names were Puff Dragons and Clefs, the second of which was for the black community.
The way that Obama Regime, the Media and their Commie supporters are taking this country down the road to ruin, is this really that far from reality?
Seriously.
Considering just its name:
Abril = April
Uno = First
Pretty obviously a put-on site.
I used to be a democrat. There may be something to your theory.
https://archive.org/details/tobacco_qja84e00
Ads like these remind me of how much I enjoyed smoking!
...Especially that first cigarette with coffee in the morning.
e-joints.
is there such a thing?
Yes
Probably because many of those who previously called for keeping the war on drugs in full force would, for various reasons, consider the opinion of the tobacco companies invaluable. Conservatives, to a very large extent rightly so to be sure, often view tobacco companies as among the foremost politically persecuted companies out there.
Ain’t gonna happen.
Marijuana loses potency once it is ground up. No pot smoker is gonna buy pot that was ground up & made into cigarettes weeks ago.
Freshness is everything.
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