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Phillip Morris Introduces Marlboro Marijuana Cigarettes (Satire)
Abril Uno ^ | January 21, 2014 | Akoy Ciraulo

Posted on 01/24/2014 4:25:46 PM PST by EveningStar

Phillip Morris, the world's biggest cigarette producer, announced today that they will join the marijuana legalization bandwagon and start producing marijuana cigarettes. Marketed under the brand "Marlboro M", the cigarettes will be made available for sale through marijuana-licensed outlets in the state of Colorado, and the state of Washington when it becomes commercially legal there later this year.

(Excerpt) Read more at abriluno.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abriluno; cigarettes; marijuana; marlboro; phillipmorris; satire
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1 posted on 01/24/2014 4:25:46 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


2 posted on 01/24/2014 4:26:19 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

I hope they go down in a major bankrupcy!


3 posted on 01/24/2014 4:27:14 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: EveningStar

“Panama Reds”? “Acapulco Golds”?


4 posted on 01/24/2014 4:27:32 PM PST by Howie66 (Molon Labe, Traitors!)
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To: EveningStar

abriluno.com?


5 posted on 01/24/2014 4:27:43 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: EveningStar

I wouldn’t trust them not to add ingredients that “enhance the consumer experience”.


6 posted on 01/24/2014 4:27:55 PM PST by glorgau
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To: dfwgator

;)


7 posted on 01/24/2014 4:28:24 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: Howie66

“No stems, No seeds that you don’t need, Acapulco Gold is *psssssssssss*......bad ass weeeeeed.”


8 posted on 01/24/2014 4:28:29 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: EveningStar
Years ago, I said that marijuana would eventually be legalized when the tobacco companies wanted it legalized.

The Showtime cable TV series "Weeds" is coming true.

9 posted on 01/24/2014 4:29:12 PM PST by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
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To: EveningStar

Abriluno is a fake news site, like the Onion.


10 posted on 01/24/2014 4:29:40 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (The only thing that can save us is if Kerry wins the Nobel prize and leaves us alone.--Moshe Yaalon)
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To: EveningStar
It's a few months early...

/johnny

11 posted on 01/24/2014 4:29:57 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: EveningStar

I used to joke and fantasize about this back in the 70s. Now, it has come to pass. Commercially manufactured Doobies. I said back then, they needed a filter. Too late. Now, I don’t smoke anything, my lungs wont like it and will get even with me weeks later.


12 posted on 01/24/2014 4:30:02 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Howie66

Old Acapulco Gold.


13 posted on 01/24/2014 4:30:27 PM PST by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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Smells like satire...

But quite the conundrum for the radicals that fought Big Tobaccy.


14 posted on 01/24/2014 4:31:10 PM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: EveningStar
In Viet Nam you could take a carton of Salem and a carton of any other brand and mamason would get a carton of your brand filled with wacko weed for the carton of Salem. Cigarets went up when I got there form $1.00 to $1.10 and many said they would quit smoking if they went up to $1.25.
15 posted on 01/24/2014 4:31:23 PM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: Howie66

No, labrador, maaaan.


16 posted on 01/24/2014 4:31:38 PM PST by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheelbarrow)
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17 posted on 01/24/2014 4:31:54 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: afraidfortherepublic
Did you note the last para: "Phillip Morris shares hit an all-time high on the marijuana news and shot up to $998.00 from $83.03 just a few hours after the announcement went public."

BTW, don't forget to read the "fine print" in large font:

Tags: fake news, fictional news, marijuana, marlboro, morris, phillip, satire, spoof


18 posted on 01/24/2014 4:32:08 PM PST by Perseverando (Obamanation: It's ALL about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
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To: EveningStar

Marlboro stocks to surge.


19 posted on 01/24/2014 4:33:16 PM PST by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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To: EveningStar

Never ask the guy with the flame thrower for a light.

NEVER!!


20 posted on 01/24/2014 4:33:20 PM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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