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Things I'd Love to See at State of the Coup
Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | January 28, 2014 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 01/28/2014 3:32:24 PM PST by Kaslin

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RUSH: Folks, let me tell you one thing we're not gonna do today. We are not gonna sit here and be totally taken off our game by speculating what may happen at the State of the Coup address tonight. I mean, it's predictable. I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna play some sound bites of Bill Clinton and Barack Obama in previous States of the Coup addresses. Well, no, those were State of the Union addresses. Tonight is the State of the Coup. And you'll see how things don't change.

But more than that, it's all driven by the media. It's all to set up expectations and it's all to counter the absolutely disastrous, plummeting poll numbers that Obama is experiencing. No matter where you look the bottom is falling out. They're doing everything they can to cover that up and mask it, but it's hard to miss it. Even if you don't know where to look. And I will explain all this.

We're gonna have some fun with this. For example, I have a suggestion for Republicans tonight. I know it'll never happen, but you know what I would love to see? I would love to see two things. This will never happen. I'd love to see John Boehner show up in a white lab coat sitting behind Obama as a doctor that has lost his practice. Do you know Tom Coburn, senator, Oklahoma, has lost his doctor? He's a senator. He's lost his doctor. Now, he's got cancer, and obviously he's a senator so he's gonna get a replacement doctor and be treated, but even he lost his doctor.

So we know that Boehner will never show up wearing a white lab coat. Nobody has a sense of humor. Too much prestige and tradition here. I understand that. However, wouldn't it be great if now and then -- you know, the camera will pan and show the audience, members of the House and the Senate, watching the State of the Union. Wouldn't it be great, and a very timely gesture that Republicans could make tonight, would be to demonstrate support of Obama the way Obama demonstrated support for Nelson Mandela at the week-long memorial service.

I think what the male Republican ought to do is find an attractive woman, not his wife, and put his arm around her and start taking some selfies while Obama is delivering the State of the Coup address. Would that not be hilarious? Would that not be eye catching? I had some really brilliant ideas yesterday for the White House Correspondents Dinner, and I'm just adding to it today. We know it'll never happen because the Republicans, they would never do it. But Obama did do it.

This is the point, folks. Obama did do it at the memorial service for Nelson Mandela. He was seated next to a blonde prime minister, president, whatever, Denmark, Norway, one of those countries up there near the North Pole, and he was putting his arm around her and taking selfies. Michelle was sitting there like the ice queen, noticing but not looking at it. I think these Republicans should take selfies all during the speech, try to work in another man's wife whenever possible as Obama did at the Nelson Mandela memorial.

Here is Tom Coburn. This is a Politico story. "Cancer-stricken Sen. Tom Coburn revealed Tuesday that his health insurance under Obamacare doesn’t cover his oncologist, but said he still is receiving excellent care." Now, he's a doctor. He is a United States senator. Ninety-nine percent of us do not have that resume, and even he could not keep his doctor. Obama promised him he could keep his doctor if he liked his doctor, but not even Senator Tom Coburn could.

"'I’m doing well from a health standpoint, got great docs,' Coburn said on MSNBC’s 'Morning Joe' on Tuesday when asked about his health. 'Fortunately -- even though my new coverage won’t cover my specialist -- I’m going to have great care and I have a great prognosis.'"

"My new coverage won't cover my specialist." He is a United States senator. Where do you think that puts us in the big scheme of things?

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RUSH: Really, if you're gonna do a drinking game tonight... You know, we've often suggested this, drinking games. Pick a word, and every time you hear the word, you gotta take a shot, gonna take a hit. If you want to do this and stay sober tonight, you tell your group that you will only consume adult beverages every time you hear the word "Wisconsin" mentioned, 'cause I guarantee you, ladies and gentlemen, you won't hear Wisconsin mentioned because you will not hear it from the president tonight.

You will not hear him take note of anything that's actually working, and Wisconsin is working. You won't hear what the governor there is doing. You will not hear what the governor is doing that has worked so well. You won't hear about that tonight. I still say that I would love to see the Republicans, now and then, put their arms around women who are married to other men and take pictures of themselves, selfies, like Obama did at the Mandela memorial.

Wouldn't that be great? That would just be so great! They could guarantee themselves holding onto the House if they did that.

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1 posted on 01/28/2014 3:32:24 PM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

A pissed of Japanese pilot with a 747 would be nice.


2 posted on 01/28/2014 3:37:06 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (The Gubment Has No Legitimacy. It needs to be Removed!)
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To: Kaslin

A flash, a black screen, snow and a high, shrill sound of the teleprompter melting from the heat of the fireball.


3 posted on 01/28/2014 3:39:50 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Kaslin

I like to hear the truth.
About everything.


4 posted on 01/28/2014 3:40:16 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: Kaslin

I want to see Obama speak of gun/blade laws/control with jason,freddie,and norman bates standing behind him(aka,props)


5 posted on 01/28/2014 3:40:39 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Drill Thrawl

Different movie/book same basic idea...


6 posted on 01/28/2014 3:40:44 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Drill Thrawl

I would not want the building or the plane damaged......


7 posted on 01/28/2014 3:40:59 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: Kaslin

Ted Cruz taking a selfie with Sarah Palin would be nice.


8 posted on 01/28/2014 3:41:42 PM PST by red-dawg (<<< click.)
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To: minnesota_bound

We can’t work with you, you’re too much of a dreamer. </punch line from an old Russian matchmaker joke>


9 posted on 01/28/2014 3:42:29 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Drill Thrawl

Stop that! DC is precious to me I want to see it disinfected of the scum that slither it’s hallowed halls not destroyed along with all of it’s priceless history.


10 posted on 01/28/2014 3:42:49 PM PST by infool7 (The ugly truth is just a big lie.)
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To: null and void

Read them both. The original movie with Hagman and Fonda was much better than that Clooney crap.


11 posted on 01/28/2014 3:43:01 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (The Gubment Has No Legitimacy. It needs to be Removed!)
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To: minnesota_bound
Sadly the neutron bomb was never built. Maybe Iran can help out with that.

/s

12 posted on 01/28/2014 3:43:43 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (The Gubment Has No Legitimacy. It needs to be Removed!)
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To: infool7

Omlets and eggs and all that. Ask Hitlery or Stalin.


13 posted on 01/28/2014 3:45:22 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (The Gubment Has No Legitimacy. It needs to be Removed!)
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To: infool7
I'd certainly prefer his scenario, with the loss of a single building to mine, with the loss of the whole city, and I'd prefer mine to the status quo, with at best, the loss of the whole country and at worst the loss of the whole of western civilization.
14 posted on 01/28/2014 3:47:17 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Kaslin

I refuse to watch the Obamination. I would, however, be happy to watch if he is blasted off on a one way trip to Pluto.


15 posted on 01/28/2014 3:48:13 PM PST by AlexW
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To: Drill Thrawl

I was 11 or so when I saw the movie, only a year or so after going through the Cuban Missile Crisis on a military base in the south east. Suffice to say it made quite an impression.


16 posted on 01/28/2014 3:49:33 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Kaslin

what better than any of the GOP yelling “You Lie” before Bambi even begins to speak.


17 posted on 01/28/2014 3:50:11 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Drill Thrawl
Sadly the neutron bomb was never built. Maybe Iran can help out with that.

I think the Norks made one. A test of a neutron bomb would look a LOT like a conventional A-bomb dud.

18 posted on 01/28/2014 3:51:23 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Kaslin

Joe Biden passing out from boredom around 9:20, then fall asleep snoring.


19 posted on 01/28/2014 3:58:21 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Kaslin
Fatal aneurysms.

A whole rash of 'em.

20 posted on 01/28/2014 4:07:07 PM PST by tomkat (still think it's 'too early' comrades ?)
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To: null and void

I guess I take everything way too seriously and it would be wonderful to be able to imagine such a simple and quick fix to the myriad of complex problems that have crept up on us over the past 50 years but alas I cannot.

I apologize for posting and ruining your fun. We all need a break from relentless on slot.

Carry on.


21 posted on 01/28/2014 4:11:35 PM PST by infool7 (The ugly truth is just a big lie.)
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To: tomkat
Could not pay me to watch the little barry bastard boy lie to US so blatantly. BUT, if federal marshals come in, cuff the fraud, and frog march the lying traitor out of the room I wish someone would alert me with a phone call so I can enjoy the reruns.
22 posted on 01/28/2014 4:13:46 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: MHGinTN

I bet you’d watch for a cool million in cash..........


23 posted on 01/28/2014 4:17:13 PM PST by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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To: infool7
We get it.

Waiting around for the Burning Time to start can be nerve wracking.

24 posted on 01/28/2014 4:19:22 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (The Gubment Has No Legitimacy. It needs to be Removed!)
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To: Osage Orange
I bet you’d watch for a cool million in cash..........

Well you mean 400K after taxes which is part of the frustration no?

25 posted on 01/28/2014 4:20:40 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (The Gubment Has No Legitimacy. It needs to be Removed!)
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To: Osage Orange

Try me ... money ain’t everything.


26 posted on 01/28/2014 4:23:41 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: MHGinTN
Ha!!

Nope it's not........!!

27 posted on 01/28/2014 4:26:34 PM PST by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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To: Kaslin

I’d love to see Obama looking completely strung out. I’d love to hear him stumbling over words and stammering all over the place.


28 posted on 01/28/2014 5:22:09 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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To: infool7
No apology needed. Somebody has to be the voice of reason, this week it's your turn...
29 posted on 01/28/2014 5:34:23 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: infool7
Oh, and every problem has a simple, quick and seductive fix that is dead wrong...
30 posted on 01/28/2014 5:39:13 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Kaslin

I aktually fantasized about somehow sneaking 50 or 60 thousand hungry flies into the chamber to be released as pResent Obammy takes the podium. The same podium that is smeared down with fly lure.

But then I get the chills and have to stop.


31 posted on 01/28/2014 5:41:55 PM PST by Delta 21 (If you like your freedom, you can keep your freedom. Period.)
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To: Delta 21

Well that would only be possible if the SOTU were held in June or July


32 posted on 01/28/2014 6:25:26 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin

I would love to hear from the DICTATOR: “I Quit”


33 posted on 01/28/2014 6:36:12 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (2014: The Year of DEAD RINOS)
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To: Kaslin

34 posted on 01/28/2014 7:09:52 PM PST by potlatch
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