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Futuristic Bra Only Opens For 'True Love'
Discovery.com ^ | 27 Jan 2014 | ALYSSA DANIGELIS

Posted on 01/29/2014 7:57:10 AM PST by shove_it

Well, the Japanese have done it again. Apparently this tech-laden bra made by the lingerie company Ravijour will only unhook for “true love.”

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The “True Love Tester” bra can’t be masterfully unhooked by some skeevy player who hit on the wearer at a club. No, this bra only comes undone when sensors embedded inside it that are connected wirelessly to a smartphone app detect a particular heart rate (video, safe for work).

According to the Victoria’s Secret-like company that made the bra, Ravijour, a particular heart rate over time indicates “love.” And what do you know, they even have a graph comparing the effects of jogging, shopping, eating spicy food and watching a horror movie with “flirting” and “surprise gift” on a lady’s heart. What better way to acknowledge being “in love” than having your glittery bra fly open?

BuzzFeed’s Rachel Zarrell put the whole thing into a series of awesome GIFs to illustrate the ridiculousness of it all. Ravijour’s slogan is “We do anything for women.” Apparently they do anything to free the girls, too.

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Might not want to wear this thing around in public, though. The dude-designed bra cups pop open pretty dramatically.


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1 posted on 01/29/2014 7:57:10 AM PST by shove_it
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2 posted on 01/29/2014 7:58:56 AM PST by shove_it (long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of Obama’s America)
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To: shove_it
So a liberal hate-filled of a woman would never get out of the thing.
3 posted on 01/29/2014 8:00:14 AM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: shove_it

Available when in the bro-bra model ??!

Paging Kramer


4 posted on 01/29/2014 8:00:14 AM PST by George from New England (escaped CT in 2006, now living north of Tampa)
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To: shove_it

Neat.


5 posted on 01/29/2014 8:01:36 AM PST by Cringing Negativism Network ( http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html#2013)
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To: shove_it

Any nation that can build a toilet that requires an Intel processor can certainly build a bra that requires one.

6 posted on 01/29/2014 8:02:11 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: mountainlion

maybe

if she raises the heart rate of a metrosexual like pajama boy for 30 seconds


7 posted on 01/29/2014 8:02:42 AM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: mountainlion

Here’s the money quote: “Might not want to wear this thing around in public, though. The dude-designed bra cups pop open pretty dramatically.”


8 posted on 01/29/2014 8:03:03 AM PST by shove_it (long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of Obama’s America)
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To: shove_it
“Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. … Except that’s not what he said: he distinctly said ‘To Blave,’ which we all know means ‘to bluff.’ So you’re probably playing cards, and he cheated …”

9 posted on 01/29/2014 8:04:53 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: shove_it; Bender2; Lazamataz

ping,ping


10 posted on 01/29/2014 8:05:21 AM PST by shove_it (long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of Obama’s America)
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To: shove_it

Always good to keep abreast of the latest technological developments.


11 posted on 01/29/2014 8:08:07 AM PST by fhayek
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To: shove_it; F15Eagle; Larry Lucido

Velcro is the way to go.

Why? Say you’re getting intimate with a woman uh, you don’t want her fumbling and struggling back there. I think we’ve all experienced that.


12 posted on 01/29/2014 8:15:27 AM PST by Gamecock (If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
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To: shove_it

Will this bra short circuit if the woman wearer of the bra begins to lactate when she hears a baby cry in a supermarket?

“Clean up on Aisle Six.”


13 posted on 01/29/2014 8:15:37 AM PST by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Olog-hai

Beat me to it!

Have fun stormin’ the castle, boys!


14 posted on 01/29/2014 8:18:48 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
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To: shove_it

15 posted on 01/29/2014 8:19:52 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: shove_it

Ha. Get that through TSA without any extra scrutiny.


16 posted on 01/29/2014 8:22:07 AM PST by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes everything)
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To: Graewoulf
We should make them "man"datory for certain women...


17 posted on 01/29/2014 8:23:20 AM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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18 posted on 01/29/2014 8:35:19 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...

COMPUTER Good evening, Arnold. I’ve been looking forward to your arrival so very much.
RIMMER How do you know my name?
COMPUTER My name is Cassandra. I am a computer with the ability to predict the future with an accuracy rating of 100%. Bless you.
[RIMMER frowns in confusion]
RIMMER ‘Bless you’? What do you mean ‘bless you’?
[RIMMER abruptly sneezes]
CASSANDRA You need a tissue; Kris has one in her left-hand pocket. She says “would you like this?”; you say “thanks”.
[Sure enough, KOCHANSKI is in the process of offering a handkerchief to RIMMER]
KOCHANSKI Would you like this?
RIMMER Thanks.
[Both turn and look at the computer with suspicious surprise]
CASSANDRA “Extraordinary”.
KRYTEN Extraordinary.
CASSANDRA “The questions we can ask, it can tell us our future”.
[Ignoring the computer, KOCHANSKI glances towards LISTER and the others to her left]
KOCHANSKI The questions we can ask, it can tell us our future.
[CASSANDRA puts on an obvious accent]
CASSANDRA “But how does it work? The future’s not ‘appened yet”.
[LISTER hesitates and glances around, adopting an air of defiance]
LISTER ...I’m not gonna say that.
CASSANDRA I never said you would.
LISTER But how *does* it work? The future’s not ‘appened yet.
CASSANDRA Although you do.
LISTER Smeg.
RIMMER Let’s ask her a question about the future. A biggie...
LISTER Okay, Cassandra, do we ever get back to Earth? Has the human race survived?
CAT Do I ever find my singing tie-pin?
[LISTER glances at CAT in annoyance, but in the meantime KOCHANSKI has been having second thoughts]
KOCHANSKI Look, do we want to know all this stuff about the future? I mean, do we want to know, for example, how and when we die?
RIMMER Kris is right. Something like that could mess your life up forever. Cassandra, I have a question.
CASSANDRA I know, Arnold, because I know the rest of this conversation. Arnold So, what’s the answer?
CASSANDRA He chokes to death, aged one-hundred and eighty-one, trying to remove a bra with his teeth.
[LISTER glances at RIMMER and CASSANDRA questioningly]
LISTER What was the question?
RIMMER I just asked how you died.
[LISTER stares hard at RIMMER]
LISTER You what? I didn’t want to know that!
[Suddenly he rounds on CASSANDRA]
LISTER Who’s bra? CAT A hundred and eighty-one? Probably your own!
LISTER Come on, no. Taking a bra off with m’ teeth, aged one-hundred and eighty-one. That’s a hell of a sexy way to go!
KRYTEN So long as the teeth are in your mouth at the time, sir.


19 posted on 01/29/2014 8:35:33 AM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: shove_it
What better way to acknowledge being “in love” than having your glittery bra fly open?

Well, that was worth the price of admission...

20 posted on 01/29/2014 8:43:01 AM PST by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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To: shove_it

Why be concerned with second base when the electro lock chastity garment prevents getting to home base?


21 posted on 01/29/2014 8:48:08 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... History is a process, not an event)
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To: shove_it
Why do I get the feeling that basement dwelling geeks will be trying to tap into its WiFi feed. Nothing says "true love" like a hacked password.
22 posted on 01/29/2014 8:49:31 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: Gamecock
Say you’re getting intimate with a woman uh, you don’t want her fumbling and struggling back there. I think we’ve all experienced that.

I, and a lot of others perfected the 'one handed turn'em loose' technique when teenagers.
Doubt I could do it today though.

23 posted on 01/29/2014 9:19:01 AM PST by Vinnie
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To: shove_it

The real money to be made is for the remote control.


24 posted on 01/29/2014 10:22:23 AM PST by OriginalChristian (The end of America, as founded, began when the first Career Politician was elected...)
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To: Vinnie
I, and a lot of others perfected the 'one handed turn'em loose' technique when teenagers. Doubt I could do it today though.

Yes, I've lost that skill since I've been married. It's funny, though, when my wife and I dated, I was quite adept at it.

25 posted on 01/29/2014 2:08:02 PM PST by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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