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The Wimp in the White House Wears Mom Jeans
Canada Free Press ^ | 1/29/2014 | Paula Helton

Posted on 01/30/2014 7:57:31 AM PST by rktman

Who can ever forget those manly mom jeans worn by our own version of Greg Heffley while throwing out the first pitch for a baseball game or riding his bike in his cute little helmet. Must be an Aunt Loretta somewhere in the Obama family tree. Wonder if she’s an illegal alien living off American taxpayers too? And, speaking of that pitch, most girls throw better.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bho44; momjeans; nancyboys; wimps; wusses
Coffee spewing alert. Right on there Paula. Me likey.
1 posted on 01/30/2014 7:57:31 AM PST by rktman
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To: rktman

I would guess he probably wears Moo-shell’s clothes, but it probably would slide right off of him.


2 posted on 01/30/2014 8:00:02 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: rktman

3 posted on 01/30/2014 8:02:27 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: rktman

My wife could launch a fast pitch at the Obamawimp that’d roast his glove. And to add insult to injury, she’s slim and has a figure that Moochelle only dreams about.

Oh, and she’s past fifty.


4 posted on 01/30/2014 8:04:20 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: rktman

“Mom Jeans”

*snicker*


5 posted on 01/30/2014 8:05:15 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: rktman

Well done.


6 posted on 01/30/2014 8:06:23 AM PST by skeeter
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To: rktman

I heard that The Big Choomer wears his Mom Jeans backwards with the zipper in the rear.


7 posted on 01/30/2014 8:09:06 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences." - Robert Louis Stevenson)
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To: WKUHilltopper

I’m thinkin’ (damn my minds eye) that he may just have him some Daisy Dukes for visiting the chi-town bath house scene. Yewwwwww!


8 posted on 01/30/2014 8:10:02 AM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
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To: rktman

Those two ”zerO incidents” at the time, confirmed to me he couldn’t be an American. That girlie toss speaks volumes...


9 posted on 01/30/2014 8:10:21 AM PST by ResisTyr ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God " ~Thomas Jefferson)
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To: rktman

Yeah is a sniveling, little sissy boy, no doubt about it.

And the GOP is skerred sh*tless of him, so what does that say about them?


10 posted on 01/30/2014 8:11:23 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: Iron Munro

True story lol


11 posted on 01/30/2014 8:12:38 AM PST by miliantnutcase
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To: Vaquero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcSIwBWiPoU


12 posted on 01/30/2014 8:12:43 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: rktman

He may wear mom jeans, but Congressional Republicans still refer to him as Daddy.

If this doesn’t demonstrate how weak Boehner and his GOP-e cohorts are, nothing will.


13 posted on 01/30/2014 8:12:56 AM PST by CASchack
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To: chris37

LOL! Uh, it takes one to know one? LOL!


14 posted on 01/30/2014 8:14:13 AM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
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To: Vaquero

And Impotent!


15 posted on 01/30/2014 8:16:14 AM PST by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: rktman

“O” has it just the way he wants.

NO authority = NO responsibility!

Lucky for HIM that all his puppet masters are SO hopelessly drunk on their power (albeit brief) that they don’t care one iota for getting credit OR blame.

They just want to pull ALL the levers as much as possible and for as long as they can... with the conviction that their influence will ultimately turn things SO FAR their way that no amount of praise or blame will matter.

Their position of authority will, by then, be consolidated and assured. Then they can throw “O” to the curb like a used Dixie cup!

“O” doesn’t care either because HE can get into the history books as the guy who dismantled the greatest national entity in the known universe...in favor of a demonstrably vulnerable, corrupt and strictly exclusive Liberal base of power, functioning to exploit and control Americans and their money.


16 posted on 01/30/2014 8:17:22 AM PST by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: rktman

This is an insult to Greg Heffley!


17 posted on 01/30/2014 8:17:52 AM PST by Scotswife
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To: Scotswife

"A wimp and a blimp."

18 posted on 01/30/2014 8:19:21 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Da Coyote
I wouldn't step foot on an MLB mound in front of 70,000 people until I had practiced to perfection the wind up and release of Sandy Koufax or Tommy John - and I was absolutely certain I could put it into the glove of the catcher without it hitting dirt first - or him having to move to catch it.

Nothing Barry does bears any resemblance to a heterosexual American male - nothing. He's so embarrassing I'm embarrassed for him.

19 posted on 01/30/2014 8:25:35 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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To: Vaquero

Badmitton is Choomy’s game. Maybe Chutes and Ladders.


20 posted on 01/30/2014 8:29:56 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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To: atc23
Badmitton is Choomy’s game. Maybe Chutes and Ladders.

yeah...Reggie Loves s*** Chute.

21 posted on 01/30/2014 8:32:42 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: dfwgator
" . . the people who most aspire to power are the ones who you would never trust to wield it " . .

Christy and Obama - 2 sides of the same coin. Fake, wannabe wussyass "bully" types. But the GOP-e is even worse. Wow.

22 posted on 01/30/2014 8:34:46 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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To: Vaquero

I’m curious. What specifically is it that qualifies these pants as Mom jeans?

I understand the girly throw part.


23 posted on 01/30/2014 8:40:18 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: Sherman Logan
from Urban Dictionary

ugly very high jeans with 9 inch zippers that moms wear. sometimes containing elastic waist bands. very narrow at the bottom and big along the hips. they fit mom just the way she likes it.

24 posted on 01/30/2014 8:44:17 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Vaquero

He may very well wear mom jeans, but I don’t think you can tell from that photo. Too much covered up by the jacket.


25 posted on 01/30/2014 8:49:01 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: Vaquero

I despite the boy king but those look like 501s, not exactly presidential but not mom jeans. He throws like a girl and so do I for the same reason, we’re both left handed.


26 posted on 01/30/2014 8:52:12 AM PST by Lx (Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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To: WKUHilltopper


27 posted on 01/30/2014 9:00:17 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences." - Robert Louis Stevenson)
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To: rktman

But they don’t know him as a sniveling, little sissy boy.

They know him as someone who has his way with them any time he wants to, and anytime he doesn’t want to.

They tremble in their boots at the feet of a sniveling, little sissy boy.

The GOP is the lowest form of life on this planet.


28 posted on 01/30/2014 9:05:36 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: Sherman Logan

Ask yourself this question.

Would you ever see Putin in such a garment?


29 posted on 01/30/2014 9:20:53 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: rktman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN2IA4reJLM


30 posted on 01/30/2014 9:22:28 AM PST by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: chris37

I’m afraid I don’t see anything particularly unmanly about the jeans in the photo. They’re just pants.

But then I’ve never claimed to be a fashion expert, and am utterly uninterested in the whole subject.


31 posted on 01/30/2014 10:07:13 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: Lx

Well, they’re baggy, not tight, which is one definition (at least for me) of Mom Jeans.


32 posted on 01/30/2014 10:10:35 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Da Coyote
...that’d roast his glove.

You assume he could actually catch it!

33 posted on 01/30/2014 10:32:48 AM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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Nothing against women (women Marines especially), but that’s the very first time I’ve ever seen a woman as a guard on Marine One helicopter.....


34 posted on 01/30/2014 10:33:39 AM PST by Boonie
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To: Vaquero

hey Vaquero,
Ya think he looks like a fag throwing a baseball,
ya ought to see the film of him and his golf swing,
like a 7 year old girl.


35 posted on 01/30/2014 11:06:26 AM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) obammy lied and lied and lied)
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To: Vaquero

Thanks.


36 posted on 01/30/2014 11:22:00 AM PST by crazycatlady
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To: Sherman Logan
I’m curious. What specifically is it that qualifies these pants as Mom jeans?

There don't appear to by any pockets on the front...Men have to have pockets...

37 posted on 01/30/2014 11:49:54 AM PST by Iscool
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To: Iscool

OK, I zoomed in on it and the left side pocket is clearly visible.


38 posted on 01/30/2014 12:09:36 PM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: Sherman Logan
OK, I zoomed in on it and the left side pocket is clearly visible.

Guess Obama got lucky on that one...Must be someone else dresses him...

39 posted on 01/30/2014 1:05:09 PM PST by Iscool
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To: Joe Boucher

I swung a golf club last around 45 years ago at a driving range when I was in High School. though I have seen people do it (TV), so I think I get your analogy.


40 posted on 01/30/2014 1:09:14 PM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: dfwgator

The Marine in the background looks like she’s trying very hard not to puke.


41 posted on 01/30/2014 1:09:51 PM PST by NorthMountain
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To: Iscool

I can’t believe you got me to zoom in on Obama’s mid-section!


42 posted on 01/30/2014 2:38:37 PM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: Sherman Logan
I can’t believe you got me to zoom in on Obama’s mid-section!

You da man......

43 posted on 01/30/2014 5:16:42 PM PST by Iscool
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