Posted on 01/30/2014 8:55:38 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Republicans/GOPe-ers will vote; Conservatives won’t.
Let me see: the GOP is doing everything they can to import more people to vote for the democrats, while completely demoralizing their own base in the process.
So who do they think will vote for them in November?
Moderates and independents. They're the real game changers. Ask Romney. :-)
Rush: If the House passes Amnesty, Republicans will lose the House.
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Then, it is all over, but the crying.
Nancy ‘we can just deem it passed’ Pelosi as speaker. Reid in the Senate. Obama with 2 more years.
They will pass bills that make Obamacare look like small potatoes.
Stop copying me!
Mi nombre es John Boehner. Bienvenidos a los Estados Unidos!
But rwi, what if, what if they include a proviso to secure the border in amnesty? Isn’t that enough? I mean we have to make an effort to gain the Hispanic vote. Don’t you think you’re going a little too Tea Party over this issue? :-)
SNORT!
Things are going to get really ugly if that happens.
I can see both of you need a trip to Capitol Hill to truly learn to work together. /sarcasm.
That worked out real well.
Welcome!
The new Paul Ryan theme song:
Lyin’ Eyes by the Eagles. Enjoy it at the break:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-NlR54PqLw
Establishment boys just seem to find out early
How to woo voters with conservative talk...
Hello
Howdy
As I recall, they don't have to bother.
Their friendly Local Activist and the 'rat wardheeler will vote for them.
...as many times as it takes.
Good afternoon.
Hello. How’s it going with the new girlfriend?
I just thought of it. We could call a spoof of Lyin’ Eyes by the Eagles, Amnesty Eyes.
You can’t hide your amnesty eyes
And your balanced budget talk is just a thin disguise.
I thought by now you’d realize
You just can’t hide your amnesty eyes.
:-)
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