Guess you missed the part about her being in a coma. Manic-depressive psychosis isn't good enough for you though, eh?
No, and I didn't miss the part about her not being in a coma until recently, either. It sounds like people have been making excuses for her all along, and she's been on the dole when she could've been doing something.
And no, manic-depressive psychosis is a bull**it excuse for stealing our hard earned money to pay for someone who could be doing something. Hey, it's your money, too. If you're so fond of just giving it out to anyone with a sob story, I can whip up a real good one for you. I could sure use an extra five grand, you know.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!