Posted on 02/03/2014 9:43:17 AM PST by mn-bush-man
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell runs dead even with Democratic challenger Alison Lundergan Grimes in Rasmussen Reports’ first look at the 2014 U.S. Senate race in Kentucky. But McConnell’s GOP primary rival Matt Bevin leads Grimes by six points. (snip)
(Excerpt) Read more at rasmussenreports.com ...
So I come inside after spending a couple of hours with my olde Deere removing the latest batch of anthropogenic solidified glow bull warmthing from my driveway and settle down in front of my computing beeber-like device and find that it is stuned. While researching the cause of this event I discovered that it was stuck in a concern loop that seems to have only one possible exit routine, and that routine was in a remote procedure call named "Zot"...
Buried in the code for the loop was this 'Easter Egg' text:
"I just signed up today because of my deep concern. I am a noob concern troll. I am deeply concerned. Did I mention that I am concerned? I like lightning and kitties. I am a plant. Or a pot. Or a planted pot. Or something. I am lost in juvenile logic processes but I am an expert in telling certain groups to grow up. Because I'm deeply cobzzzgrttphhtssst.."
The message ends there and produced a graphic showing a fire of some sort.
Now Judi, on the extremely remote chance that you are not a, you know, real troll, prove your good intentions by clicking HERE and offer a sacrifice to the Kitties to prove you are a Noob worthy of retaining her skin.
Else say goodnight..
Where'd my 'Summon Kitties' button go?
I miss the days when the trolls made at least a feeble attempt to fight back. We would crush their arguments then call the kitties. Zot ensued then the paving and landscaping completed the process.
They are NOT cognizably Republican by ideology or voting record. They muddy and sully the party's and the nation's brand by being ideological treason weasels and servants of Obozo, Reid, McConnell, Boehner, Cantor, McCarthy, Pelosi, Hoyer and the rest of the whores in DC. They need to be purged along with their junior lackeys by primary, by convention, by third party opponents, by public humiliation, by shunning, by any means necessary and consistent with law.
The job ain’t done until the Teraformers are finished. Word.
We may have inadvertently caused the extinction of those trolls.
Overhunted the plains.
Once, there were entire blarting snorting herds of trolls wandering the plains, emitting methane, burping, and generally being ugly in a no being ugly zone.
And then we came along and processed them into furniture, fertilizer, and decorations.
Terrible.
The bug is the weak offspring of the survivors of that once mighty herd.
We’d be doing it a favor, actually.
Word. You parked it, duuude.
I think that Ted Cruz would make a terrific President, and if he ran (which I don’t think he will so soon) I’d probably support him, given that we don’t seem to be getting very good candidates to consider a run. And no, your boy Rand Paul is not a good presidential candidate (but I do hope that he runs so that he has to give up his Senate seat, which also is up in 2016).
I am not “concerned” about Matt Bevin: I think that he’s a Paultard and a joke of a candidate for the U.S. Senate, and the only way that I would support him is if he somehow won the GOP nomination (since I would take even a Paultard over Grimey (as she prefers to be called)). With the candidates currently running for the GOP nomination, I have to hold my nose and support Mitch McConnell for his 94th term or whatever it is now. Good job there, Kentuckians, in not getting a half-decent conservative to run against McConnell, and then putting all your eggs in a Paulistinian basket.
We need more cloud production. We need water vapor and CO2 and a solar accelerator.
Great, now I’m looking up “bad parking” videos on youtube and liveleak.
I’m not sure that’s adequate. Maybe some ozone generators at high altitude?
For the apparently heinous crime of upholding the foundations of The Republic Democrats attack Conservatives, and McConnell and the RINO Cabal also attack Conservatives.
So, please enumerate the vast differences between McConnell and the average Democrat Senator worthy of getting the boot out of Washington. Tell me what great wisdom advocates for NOT unseating McConnell when there’s ample opportunity to replace his festering carcass with someone who actually reveres The Constitution, and means to see FedGov live WITHIN its bounds?
“Now we are stretched out farther than we can cover and we will be...”
“We.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
As for the Tea Party growing up; we’re all older than your average flea-infested Occupy Whatever protestor-for-hire, we better know, and more greatly respect, The Constituion; we have a better grasp of the Law in general, and better understand the anti-Constitutional impacts of pivotal Supreme Court decisions; we are better educated, hold better jobs, with more consistent employment histories, and at better wages; and our general selfLESSness is manifest in that the people about whom we are most concerned are, in general, the entire populace, so it is insensible to assert that the Tea Party are a “special interest” group, unless by “special interest” is meant “advocating for the long-term preservation of The Constitutional Republic of the United States of America by means of constraining the United states Federal Government to operate wholly WITHIN ALL of the applicable constraints imposed by The Constitution AS WRITTEN.”
NOBODY advocates a more mature and sane position than that.
Now, then. Whether or not you agree is your prerogative, but you had better at least respond if you care to remain “alive” in these forums. Hit-and-run carries the “death” penalty in this region of the internet.
I hope we can at some point only have blurry photos and the spoken history of the useless troll. I believe that they have evolved. Once they had to decide, fight or flight? Now they automatically choose flight.
Well of course.
Blurry photos taken at dusk in the rainforest of the pacific northwest, rumors of patchouli stink being detected, and granola bits found on campers tents.
“...your boy Rand Paul is not a good presidential candidate (but I do hope that he runs so that he has to give up his Senate seat, which also is up in 2016)....With the candidates currently running for the GOP nomination, I have to hold my nose and support Mitch McConnell...”
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Two things—First you’ve NEVER seen me posting a comment supporting Rand Paul for President because that’s something I would not do. And second, thanks for clarifying that the reason you’re taking shots at Bevin is because you (holding nose or not) support the GOPe candidate in yet another race.
Thank you so much!
It’s gone!
Heh. Unrelated note, but I just saw a commercial on TV for Tamiflu. One of the side effects was “sense of confusion in adolescents.” Damn! I’d have paid extra for that when I was an adolescent!
Why does this stuff always pass us by? Why???
Got squished like a bug. Poor thing. Can you make it all better? I didn’t get to play with it before it got caught in the bug zapper.
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