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The most painful speech ever [Democrat Tries to be funny, Epic Fail]
Politico ^ | 2/6/14 | Rachel Bade

Posted on 02/07/2014 7:30:31 AM PST by SoFloFreeper

....It was supposed to be a comedy – an annual ritual where a member of Congress entertains a wonky crowd of journalists, lawmakers, and all variety of political insiders with jokes you wouldn’t mind repeating to your mother.

But more people were wincing than laughing.

(Excerpt) Read more at politico.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: benghazi; bias; democrat; donnaedwards; media; monkeys; unfunny
Media bias....if a REPUBLICAN had made these ill attempts at humor, EVERY NETWORK would be running video of the event.
1 posted on 02/07/2014 7:30:31 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

More:

Edwards’ speech, reportedly written by co-creator of The Daily Show, Lizz Winstead, might have sounded great on paper or in practice sessions in front of a friendly audience, but it came off as a Republican hate-fest sprinkled with the kind of sexual humor that made the buttoned-up crowd squirm – not laugh. It’s a reminder how hard it is to entertain a tough crowd, like one filled with cynical journalists.

At one point Edwards, a Democrat from Maryland, made the equivalent of a sexual battle cry to ladies in the room: “Come on, help me y’all: I want to give a really special shout out to Nancy Pelosi and all my sisters in the libido caucus — holla’!” she cried out, raising her hands above her head.

Reaction: blank stares and furrowed brows.

The next day, some attendees figured out she was mocking a recent speech by Mike Huckabee, who accused Democrats of telling women they’re helpless without “Uncle Sugar” and the government to control their libido with birth control.


2 posted on 02/07/2014 7:31:38 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

....But five minutes of her talking, most attendees either tuned out and started scrolling through their iPhones, left the room altogether until she stopped speaking, or tossed back their glasses to gulp down more booze.

“I think everyone in that room wanted to drag their fingernails across their face,” said one congressional reporter attending.

Many agreed she should have quit while she was ahead.


3 posted on 02/07/2014 7:33:11 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Democrat always find what is profane, perverse, and trashy to be funny.


4 posted on 02/07/2014 7:33:33 AM PST by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

...Some just got up and left.

“You can confidently say the urinals in the mens’ bathroom was full,” dished one reporter who left the room during the speech to use the restroom because it was so awkward.


5 posted on 02/07/2014 7:34:40 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Duh, when will she apologize?


6 posted on 02/07/2014 7:40:24 AM PST by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: y'all
Maybe they should have gotten a real comedian like Jimmie Walker . . .

DY-NO-MITE

7 posted on 02/07/2014 7:40:58 AM PST by deks
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To: SoFloFreeper

"Republicans are so stupid." *laughter* "I hate Republicans." *laughter* Republicans are so stupid. *laughter*

8 posted on 02/07/2014 7:45:30 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: SoFloFreeper

Which of these words doesn’t belong?

‘RAT, racism, hate, humor


9 posted on 02/07/2014 7:46:18 AM PST by twister881
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To: SoFloFreeper

omgosh—i want to see it in all its glory!


10 posted on 02/07/2014 7:46:33 AM PST by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: Anybody; Manic_Episode
From the earlier satire on this incident. . .hat tip Manic_Episode

Rep. Donna Edwards (D-MD) delivered the keynote speech yesterday at the Washington Press Club Foundation. The far left politician compared Republicans to monkeys and gave a shout out to Nancy Pelosi and “all my sisters in the libido caucus.”

Democrat Compares Republicans to Monkeys Typing "Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!"

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3120197/posts

11 posted on 02/07/2014 7:58:21 AM PST by deks
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To: SoFloFreeper
one reporter who left the room during the speech to use the restroom because it was so awkward. <<

LOL..Oh the horror of being a reporter!.....The candyass better sign up for Obamacare so he can get his PTSD diagnosed....Seeing one of his own dying onstage was just too much for him....but the good news is...He can now quit his job and pursue what he really wanted to do all his life.....Stay home and smoke pot

12 posted on 02/07/2014 8:01:18 AM PST by M-cubed
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Freak State rep bombs Press Club.


13 posted on 02/07/2014 8:53:33 AM PST by Albion Wilde (The less a man knows, the more certain he is that he knows it all.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Uuhhhmmmmmmmm .... WHAT???

Was that supposed to be funny?

It was just retarded ... (with apologies to actual retards, who can’t help it.)


14 posted on 02/07/2014 9:01:34 AM PST by NorthMountain
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To: SoFloFreeper

Maryland “Freak State” PING!


15 posted on 02/07/2014 10:39:13 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (...)
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