But the North Koreans BBQ'd and ate the dog before he could get his certification...
Posted on 02/10/2014 12:01:20 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Dennis Rodman checking himself into an alcohol rehabilitation center upon returning from a trip to North Korea was the first news all over the U.S. media, but at that time, he confirmed only to the fact that he is an addict and has never recovered from the habit.
But according to a report cited by Free North Korea Radio, he was practically forced out of the hermit kingdom for his full-blown drunk and disorderly behavior.
“Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway,” said the source.
Workers and managers of the Koryo Hotel who witnessed the scene and had to clean the mess were reportedly at a loss for words at such barbaric and uncivilized behavior.
North Korean authorities were told of the incident and tried to contain the story from spreading like a wild fire.
The obvious reason being shame: that taints the reputation of their Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un’s ability and discretion to screen people.
“The stench was just horrible and people are criticizing not only Rodman, but also Kim Jong-un saying that ‘No one in a right mind would be a friend with Rodman. An animal that he is,’” the source said.
Rodman was reportedly asked out of the country with a warning “Never will you be welcome here without the completion of your alcohol abuse treatment program,” the source said.
He’s so classy -— NOT!
Kimchi can only cover so much.
That's generally the spiral for a hard core alkie. I hope he chooses abstinance and rehab.
But the North Koreans BBQ'd and ate the dog before he could get his certification...
Soon in a fortune cookie near you ...
“...and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway...”
A guy got drunk at the bar and threw up on his shirt. He was all upset because then his wife would see and know he had got drunk. So one of his buddies tells him “Don’t worry - put this $20 in your shirt pocket and tell her another guy threw up on you, and the $20 is from him to pay for the dry-cleaning.”
So the next morning the wife is asking for an explanation of the messed up shirt. “Oh - yeah. Some guy threw up on me, but it’s okay - he gave me $20!”
“Um, honey - there’s $40 in the pocket.”
“Oh - yeah. The other $20 is from the guy that pooped in my underwear.”
Who among us has not ever been drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere they turned and urinated and emptied their bowels in a hotel hallway?
I don’t believe it. Also, why mention defecation in the title, but not in the article.
He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway,” said the source.
He reminds me of Michael Jackson. He ended badly too.
Where did he think he was, Philadelphia?
I guess those starving NK dogs pass on American fresh meat!
NK and DR deserve each other.
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Most definitely. I think we need to send Pelosi, Reid, Boehner, etc. in his place, though, until he is allowed back in.
“Workers and managers of the Koryo Hotel who witnessed the scene and had to clean the mess were reportedly at a loss for words at such barbaric and uncivilized behavior”
Much worse than executing your former girlfriend or feeding your Uncle to the pigs. :-)
“Never will you be welcome here without the completion of your alcohol abuse treatment program,”
That’s what WE should have told him!!!
Who invited that barbarian? You did sir. D’ oh!
Wow, that's saying something since this is North Korea.
A thug who lets his people starve to death and murders relatives is worried about his 'reputation'... Oh God, these people are sooooooooo creepy.
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