Posted on 02/12/2014 5:17:28 PM PST by RightGeek
Of course, they weren’t this sad when they had the jobs that were “outsourced” from other employees.
The first two letters apply to you if you pay taxes.
Any chance we can re-source this outsource?
Indian users call: I’m sorry, Sir, was that a P or a B you were saying? No, Sir, I’m sorry I cannot do that. I don’t have internet to test your problem you’re reporting. And we BBQd our two supervisors yesterday as we are starving. I’m sure you understand? Is there anything else I can do for you today?
IBM could fire everyone, close it’s doors, and still be one of the most profitable corporations on the planet.
One word: Patents
There’s still an IBM?
Of course, there will always be an IBM as long as there is propriety software running on IBM hardware. Somewhere deep in the bowels of India is a 1401 Autocoder help desk manned 24 x 7 by college graduates who are smarter and speak better English than you. Call them and ask them for a list of paper tape and punch card suppliers. /s
we’ve all been here...
Foamy The Squirrel vs Tech Support http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmD_8cBqhW0
Too bad India doesn't have obamneycare. They could become poets and with all that poetry income, get a refund at the end of the year from the IRS if they somehow live long enough having spent whatever money they had on an overpriced, high deductible insurance premium instead of food, shelter and clothing.
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