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Before You Dig: 8 Snow-Shoveling Tips (Bloated Government Barf Alert!)
Arlington Patch ^ | February 14, 2014 | Mary Ann Barton

Posted on 02/15/2014 7:13:41 AM PST by McBuff

Ever wonder what a "Loss Prevention Manager" of a "Risk Management Division" of Arlington County, Va does for a living? You didn't? That's what I thought. Well apparently, he dresses up in a suit, tie and overcoat, puts on his ear muffs and then tells us how to shovel snow. Yes, that's right, how to shovel snow. Oh, you think you already know how to shovel snow and don't need a high salaried public employee to tell you how to do it "properly?". . well, think again. His knowledge of how to shovel snow properly is impressive; probably representing hours of "loss prevention" research by, no doubt, an enourmous staff. God, I'm so grateful for having a Risk Manager like this fellow. . .what would we do without him and the government to tell us how to shovel snow!!?? (Watch the video for a good laugh, by the way. . .in case you didn't already know it. . we are doomed).


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On the other hand . .good advice about shoveling snow. . .however, my neighbor is from Canada. . .he could have written the book on proper snow removal. . I think if I ever get stumped on which end of the shovel goes into the snow. . .I'll just ask him.
1 posted on 02/15/2014 7:13:41 AM PST by McBuff
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To: McBuff

The government is an imitation of the movie Brazil.


2 posted on 02/15/2014 7:17:35 AM PST by BinaryBoy (Starve the RINOs: Not one dollar, not one vote.)
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To: McBuff
Just like my wife, who - while preparing supper - says that I don't help enough.

And all the while, I stand there calmly, giving her helpful hints, like "Chop the carrots finer," "You shouldn't sauté the onions so long," and "Why don't you pre-warm the plates?"

And all I get are hostile looks!

Doesn't she understand that I'm a highly-paid consultant? That my good advice is worth its weight in gold?

Regards,

3 posted on 02/15/2014 7:18:13 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: McBuff

4 posted on 02/15/2014 7:18:41 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: McBuff

I have a better solution. Get a snowblower. I can drink coffee and smoke like a jenny before going out and it doesn’t bother me. :)


5 posted on 02/15/2014 7:20:15 AM PST by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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To: McBuff

Three people died shoveling snow the other day in the DC/Maryland area so this guy is not doing his job properly.


6 posted on 02/15/2014 7:20:21 AM PST by napscoordinator ( Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the country!)
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To: SolidRedState

I have a better solution. Get a snowblower.

I have a pretty good snow blower but it didn’t work for this type of snow. It was too “wet” and got clogged up. It happened to many neighbors in Maryland too. Good suggestion if it is fine light snow, but not the enormous snow storm that we just had.


7 posted on 02/15/2014 7:22:22 AM PST by napscoordinator ( Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the country!)
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To: McBuff

On the one hand, Mr. Manager tells me I have to get clearance from a physician, and “Shouldn’t be so quick to go outside”, on the other my local public works division put an orange envelope in my mailbox telling me that I didn’t shovel my frontage sidewalk from “side to side” and didn’t use salt or sand within 24 hours, and next time I’ll be find $25 to $200.


8 posted on 02/15/2014 7:23:01 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("We are not sluts."--Sandra Fluke)
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To: McBuff

I can’t wait for the spring, summer and fall videos on how to fertilize your lawn, mow the grass, and rake leaves. With maybe a bonus feature on how to cook hot dogs. lol


9 posted on 02/15/2014 7:23:31 AM PST by Starboard
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To: McBuff

Big government, based on the idea that with enough micromanagement the world can be perfect.


10 posted on 02/15/2014 7:23:31 AM PST by lurk
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To: BinaryBoy

Great Movie! I made this gif because it seemed the epitome of bureaucracy!

11 posted on 02/15/2014 7:24:02 AM PST by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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To: lurk

The absolute best post of the year so far!!!! You nailed it perfectly.


12 posted on 02/15/2014 7:24:30 AM PST by Starboard
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To: napscoordinator

New Suggestion.

Bigger snow blower. More HP.


13 posted on 02/15/2014 7:24:54 AM PST by DariusBane (Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept?)
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To: McBuff
It's dificult to understand how people survived, prospered and reproduced
without politicians and bureaucrats to tell them what to do and how to do it.


14 posted on 02/15/2014 7:25:24 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Show me the man, and I'll show you the crime." - Lavrentiy Beria (& Eric Holder))
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“To be GOVERNED is to be kept in sight, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right, nor the wisdom, nor the virtue to do so.

To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction, noted, registered, enrolled, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished.

It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be placed under contribution, trained, ransomed, exploited, monopolized, extorted, squeezed, mystified, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, despised, harassed, tracked, abused, clubbed, disarmed, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and, to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, outraged, dishonored.

That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality.”

P.J. Proudhon, General Idea of the Revolution in the Nineteenth Century, trans. John Beverley Robinson. London: Freedom Press, 1923, p. 294


15 posted on 02/15/2014 7:25:31 AM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: SolidRedState; napscoordinator
I have a better solution. Get a snowblower.

As another poster pointed out, it doesn't work well on wet snow. When we lived in the country I found someone who would plough the 90 foot driveway for $20. A single repair of a snow blower can easily be $200. That left the shovel just for the trim.
16 posted on 02/15/2014 7:25:44 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("We are not sluts."--Sandra Fluke)
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To: McBuff

Hire the mexican waitng with his brethren in front of the 7-11. Oh wait, they’re gone after the weather gets cold. Guess it is work that most Mexicans won’t do.


17 posted on 02/15/2014 7:26:23 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: napscoordinator
We get that sort of snow from time to time too. Spray some non-stick cooking spray inside the guts of the 'blower, including on the auger. Doesn't necessarily cure the problem, but it does help.

Also, if you regulate the "load" of snow, it doesn't pack and stick. If taking a full width swath, then speed regulates the load, and if you take half a bite instead of a more full one, the snow won't pack as easily.

18 posted on 02/15/2014 7:27:27 AM PST by Cboldt
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To: Iron Munro

LOL! What would we dummies out here do without BIG government watching out for us?


19 posted on 02/15/2014 7:28:39 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (As government expands, liberty contracts. - President Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: napscoordinator

‘Wet’ snow? Out West we got ‘dry’ snow with icy topping and having flooding.

Doesn’t bode well for the folks in such areas (skipping the obvious controversy over how houses got built in flood-prone areas).

My money: Bet they say the impending flooding was ‘unexpected’. Or, as the weather/climate folks said 4 days ago about our weather forecast, “Melt-off will have ‘little impact’...”...

Waiting for the ‘How to fill a sandbag without a hernia’ video...


20 posted on 02/15/2014 7:29:34 AM PST by logi_cal869
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