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The Underpants Gnome Caucus
Townhall.com ^ | February 16, 2014 | Derek Hunter

Posted on 02/16/2014 5:17:40 AM PST by Kaslin

I have to preface this column with a disclaimer: I’m a big fan of Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas. His policy goals are my policy goals. But here comes the traditional “but.”

But although his goals are admirable and shared by conservatives across the country, he has no idea how to achieve them. In fact, his actions in the Senate, which are bringing him praise from conservative groups and grassroots activists, are harming the cause.

It’s an unpopular statement to make on the pages of Townhall. My column Thursday didn’t mention Cruz because it was written before he forced a cloture vote in the Senate on a debt limit increase. Yet, the comments, tweets and emails I received overwhelmingly cited his actions as its inspiration.

If I had that kind of foresight, I’d be a multibillionaire from lottery winnings. As it’s Friday and I’m writing another of these columns, this clearly is not the case.

But since his name was thrown around so frequently by people upset by my being a “sell-out,” a “closet Democrat,” a “squish” and much more, I think it’s important to revisit the subject of electoral strategy and the junior senator from Texas.

I would love it if Ted Cruz were president. But he’s not. He’s one of 45 Republicans in the 100-member Senate. If the other 44 were Cruz clones, and all were in the Senate, he/they still wouldn’t have enough votes to advance their agenda.

Sure, he could filibuster everything and shut down the government again, but the only thing that would accomplish would be to ensure there would be a lot of people referred to as “former Sen. Cruz” after the election this fall.

How can I say that and say I’m a fan? Because it’s true.

I fully support the limited government, Constitutional conservatism Ted Cruz desires, but I also recognize he has no strategy to achieve it.

Cruz is a brilliant man, but that doesn’t make him a brilliant leader.

After his move on the debt ceiling vote, he went on the Mark Levin Show to explain it. I know Mark a little from having interviewed and emailed him quite a bit, have enormous respect for him and consider him the best in the business. But he’s not exactly an impartial jurist.

In defense of his debt ceiling move, Cruz said, “If 41 Republicans had stood together and just voted ‘no,’ the clean debt ceiling, the blank check that President Obama and Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi wanted, would have been denied.” (The quote starts around 6:17.)

Yes, technically true. But then what? What is the next move?

That’s where Cruz loses me, and the argument. Principle is not a plan. It’s part of the problem with Cruz. It’s one thing to stand on the sidelines and tell others how they should have acted/played/whatever, when you’re not in the game. But he’s acting like an observer and he is in the game.

Cruz went on to immediately talk about Gramm-Rudman-Hollings and the Budget Control Act, which shows just how ‘in the weeds” he lives. Yes, they’re important pieces of legislation from the past, but they mean nothing to anyone who isn’t already on his side. No persuadable voter, the people who swing elections, has ever uttered those words before, let alone voted either way because of them. If you’re talking to a group of activists or someone as educated and engaged as Mark Levin, it’s read meat. If you’re talking to anyone outside of that, it’s eyes-glazed-over and nobody’s home.

Yes, people should know and care about them, and the deficit and debt, but they don’t. Polls show majorities think the government should live within its means, but they’re much more concerned with jobs and the economy. Although all that is tied together, nobody makes that case in anything approaching a compelling way.

To make a difference, a politician must be able to convey important information in an easily understandable and even entertaining way. One may say this is a sad commentary on American culture, but that doesn’t change it even a little.

Ted Cruz plays well with people already on his side. That includes me, but it does not include a majority of the American public.

Yes, we are a center-right nation – poll after poll shows that. But what does it say about the ability of center-right politicians to convey that message when the center-right citizenry continues to elect and re-elect progressives? Those progressives – from President Obama on down – won by using center-right language and essentially lying to voters. They made better use of conservative language than actual conservatives.

Why? Because when he explains why he screwed many of his fellow party members, Cruz cited budget law from the 1980s; progressives beat him by talking to people like they’re normal human beings. They’re lying, but their lies are more compelling than the truth, even when presented by someone who actually believes it. That’s a huge problem. And it’s a problem Ted Cruz isn’t attempting to address.

What is Ted Cruz’s plan to win? I don’t know. I really don’t.

Search his website. Look at the legislation he’s sponsored and co-sponsored. There aren’t a lot of victories there. Moreover, there are not a lot of solutions offered. Where is his grand vision for the country? It’s all well and good to say someone is doing something wrong, but you have to offer something in its place.

What would Cruz have done if he’d successfully filibustered the debt limit increase? He rightly wanted concessions, offsets and reforms, but what was his move when the Democrats and White House said “no?” What if they simply had refused to negotiate?

We don’t have to imagine the outcome. We saw it play out last October. How’d that work out again?

What Cruz doesn’t realize, or hopes you don’t realize, is Democrats and the White House will never negotiate.

Imagine you’re sitting across from al Qaeda leadership to talk peace. They want you and all Americans dead; you don’t want anyone to die. How do you negotiate with that?

Your opening offer is “Don’t kill us and we won’t kill you.” But they view killing us as their calling, and they’re perfectly willing to die. Do you find a middle ground with that? Some people can be killed, just not all? Everyone can have their left hand chopped off? What?

There is no answer because they just want to kill everyone. Progressives will not negotiate because they don’t care how their policies harm people. They believe their goal is noble – and if you have to harm people, trample rights, lie, whatever, along the way, well, that’s just what you have to do. The ends justifies the means.

You want to purge the Republican Party of “squishes,” I’m with you. But how about we do it from a position of power? A lot of the notes I got said we need to get rid of Sens. John McCain and Mitch McConnell before we do anything else. Great, but McCain isn’t up till 2016. And McConnell’s primary opponent said this week, “I'd be willing to lose the Senate if it meant keeping America.” It doesn’t.

If we don’t win the Senate in 2014, we lose the Senate until 2018, at the earliest. There simply aren’t enough vulnerable Democrats up in 2016. So this is it – our best chance for four years. If you want to burn calories and spend money and energy on Republican infighting, you may end up beating a few less-than-conservative senators and have a more principled caucus. But it still will be a minority caucus.

There’s a great South Park episode featuring “Underpants Gnomes,” gnomes who would steal kid’s underpants as part of their business plan. Their plan consisted of collecting underpants – then ? – and that would equal profit. The middle step, the important step, was missing. But the gnomes were convinced of the success of their plan nonetheless.

This, as best as I can tell, is the plan of those Republicans most vocal in their criticism of fellow Republicans. They are the “Underpants Gnome Caucus,” convinced their dislike of the current state of things will somehow change them. And Cruz is their chairman. If they don’t start thinking and acting strategically, or find that missing middle step to turn underpants into profit, they will be the most principled members of the minority party in Congress.

I look forward to reading how I’m awful and “the problem” in the comments, but I’d rather read a well-though-out alternative plan that can win.


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To: Kaslin

Yes Michigan has a surplus, no Rick Snyder is a progressive and doesn’t give money back.

I’m done voting for governors in presidential elections for a while.


41 posted on 02/16/2014 6:33:51 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Kaslin
"I fully support the limited government, Constitutional conservatism Ted Cruz desires, but I also recognize he has no strategy to achieve it. "

Derek Hunter is the one in left field, he thinks Cruz is there to propose and pass more legislation...He is not, he is there to conserve, protect, and RESTORE the Constitution, he is working to RESTORE the republican party and return it to foundational principles, in lieu of a third party.

The republican party has a blown engine, the only way to fix it is to tear the engine down and get new parts with which to put it back together, Cruz is the mechanic.

"Cruz is a brilliant man, but that doesn’t make him a brilliant leader. "

Hunter thinks a brilliant leader, must be a compromiser, compromise is the weak traits of leadership that got us where we are now.

"What is the next move?"

Now Hunter complains Cruz has no strategy, well the strategy is once the engine is torn apart, to put it back together again (Hunters problem is he wants it to be more complicated). The Dems and the Rino's know that, it is why they fear him so.  Besides you don't boast of strategy to the enemy.

Cruz is focused on the blown engine, he needs more mechanics to help, that is what he doing recruiting mechanics, and he is getting them slowly.

How did the Dems get to be so powerful, they stick together on their principles, perverted though they may be, it's worked.

I could go on and on about this article, and if you understand what Cruz is doing, you already know this article is total nonsense.

What is scary is there are more than a few freepers who buy into this crap, maybe because they trust the writer, but who knows what their agenda is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

42 posted on 02/16/2014 6:37:47 AM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Politicalkiddo
The Democrats don’t need to negotiate. The Republicans support them 100%. Why would one negotiate if there is no opposition?

Oh is this why the Rat votes in the Senate go mostly against the Republicans?

43 posted on 02/16/2014 6:39:07 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: JRandomFreeper

A GOP majority spending like drunken sailors is actually something that can be controlled, and a situation in which Cruz’ approach would actually be the right one. We’ve just got to get that majority in the first place!

Also, another thing on the “debt ceiling” debate: it’s purely symbolic, because every time we get near hitting it, there’ll be a flurry of activity and it gets extended or something happens to make it meaningless.

So in a lot of ways, it’s a waste of time and it’s just what everybody calls it, “Kabuki theater”. Time consuming, meaningless, and just for show.


44 posted on 02/16/2014 6:41:06 AM PST by livius
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To: Kaslin
If we don’t win the Senate in 2014, we lose the Senate until 2018, at the earliest. There simply aren’t enough vulnerable Democrats up in 2016. So this is it – our best chance for four years. If you want to burn calories and spend money and energy on Republican infighting

More of the same crappy logic: we need more RINOs so we control the government and vote in our version of big government. The problem with that should be obvious: we are out of money. The Fed literally prints money and gives it to the politicians of both parties to spend. Ted Cruz is one of the few politicians pointing out the how the Fed is destroying the Main St economy: http://www.cruz.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=760

Yet, according to this writer, Ted doesn't have a plan. How about this plan: shut down the Federal government.

45 posted on 02/16/2014 6:41:08 AM PST by palmer (don't feed the bears)
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To: livius
A GOP majority spending like drunken sailors is actually something that can be controlled,

History has proven that to be false.

/johnny

46 posted on 02/16/2014 6:48:12 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Sherman Logan

“Principle is not a plan.

An excellent point. “

Actually, principle is a great plan when it means return to Constitutional Government and free people making their own decisions.
Now Obamacare is a plan, a huge monstrous mistake of a plan. I assume you are for it? Because after all, smart people have plans.


47 posted on 02/16/2014 6:50:00 AM PST by DaxtonBrown (http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
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To: Kaslin

Okay, so I exaggerated. It still feels like that at times...


48 posted on 02/16/2014 6:51:05 AM PST by Politicalkiddo (Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crused it. -M. Twain)
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To: tomkat

I agree with you. Spineless reps and senators doesn’t seem to have gotten us anywhere but deeper into this swamp of leftist pipedreams. Cruz is doing what is necessary, which is shine a light and watch the roaches scurry for a dark hole.

When the Commies decided to take over our political parties they went after both. They have been embedding their own people for close to 100 years, we have no choice but to do what Cruz is doing which identify and root them out.

I am from Ky and the only thing that gives me pause somewhat is I am seeing bumper stickers that say Obama ‘08 and ‘12 and a new one that says Ditch Mitch alongside. If the Democommies want McM out I have to wonder if he is doing a better job then I think. I don’t believe that he is but the enemy of my enemy is my friend comes into my mind.

IMHO we are too late. Voting out these people is impossible when they count the votes. I hope Cruz can do what he has set out to do, because the alternative is horrible. But personally I am ready for it, in my opinion it all comes down to basic math. How many of them for me is a fair trade?


49 posted on 02/16/2014 6:55:47 AM PST by Foundahardheadedwoman (God don't have a statute of limitations)
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To: Kaslin
Of course Ted Cruz is a Senator. My point was his leadership & adherence to principle is sorely needed in the House.

Obama has no money to spend without it being appropriated in the Pub controlled House. The House could have passed individual appropriations, ignoring appropriations for Obamacare, the EPA, & a host of other socialist programs. The House could have refused to fund the IRS until Lois Lerner & Co. came clean. Same thing for the State Department re. Benghazi. If the Senate refuses to act on individual appropriations, then THEY are guilty of not funding the military & other essential functions of government.

The power of the purse is ultimate arbiter of what gets funded & what doesn't. With Boehner, the purse is always open, so the power of the purse is null & void. That is an abdication of power & responsibility. Going along with bad policy that is objected to by a clear majority of Americans is wrong.

50 posted on 02/16/2014 7:01:22 AM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: Kaslin

I prefer to look at his goal as flushing out the RINOs so that we can cull the herd.


51 posted on 02/16/2014 7:06:40 AM PST by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; cripplecreek

I don’t think Senators make as good a Presidential material as Governors.

Senators talk about stuff, Governors implement stuff. Both are important, but as a Midwestern hands on guy myself, I appreciate someone with real world experience over the theoretical.

Cruz would make a great President, I think Walker would make an even greater one who would accomplish much more for our side.


52 posted on 02/16/2014 7:09:38 AM PST by Balding_Eagle (Over production, one of the top 5 worries for the American Farmer every year.)
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To: DaxtonBrown

That plans are necessary to achieve a goal does not mean that any and all plans are wise.


53 posted on 02/16/2014 7:10:38 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: Balding_Eagle

I think people see and hear what they want.


54 posted on 02/16/2014 7:11:29 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Foundahardheadedwoman
In this fustercluck that appeasement has fostered, there is no 'fair' trade.

And while an honest ballot box is infinitely preferable, that fourth one is no longer something over an unimaginable horizon.

55 posted on 02/16/2014 7:13:12 AM PST by tomkat
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To: Kaslin

“But although his goals are admirable and shared by conservatives across the country, he has no idea how to achieve them.”

Oh, yes, he does. A plan to be elected President in 2016. Everything the man does is focused on positioning himself to seize the republican nomination in 2016. Cruz knows he hasn’t a snow ball’s chance to enact any of his policies unless he becomes president.

Cruz is too smart to actually stop the raising of the debt ceiling. The consequences would have been too catastrophic and he would have been the one to take all the blame destroying his political career. This was a clever opportunity to show how conservative he was knowing the rest of the caucus would keep him from doing something really stupid.


56 posted on 02/16/2014 7:17:20 AM PST by DugwayDuke
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To: cripplecreek

Yes, we do, including you.

Why the hostility? Aren’t we on the same side?


57 posted on 02/16/2014 7:17:37 AM PST by Balding_Eagle (Over production, one of the top 5 worries for the American Farmer every year.)
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To: DugwayDuke

What people keep forgetting is the way our Constitution was constructed. It is designed to make preventing action much easier than implementing it.

To reverse the present highly negative trends in American society and politics, it is therefore necessary to control a a majority in both houses of Congress, as well as the presidency. By which I mean majorities that are not just Republican, but are actually conservative.

To accomplish this requires a sea-change in the hearts and minds of Americans. Focusing on an election or even a series of elections puts the cart before the horse.

The cart is the election, the horse is the ongoing deterioration of American society and culture.


58 posted on 02/16/2014 7:24:13 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: workerbee

I don’t care if the ComDems “negotiate”. I am interested in what it takes to “Prosecute” the ComDems.


59 posted on 02/16/2014 7:24:17 AM PST by Texas Fossil (Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!)
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To: Balding_Eagle

You see hostility and I’ll leave it at that.


60 posted on 02/16/2014 7:34:31 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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