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Health Department Launches New Look For NYC-Branded Condom, Larger ‘KYNG’ Size
CBS News New York ^ | February 14, 2014

Posted on 02/17/2014 8:07:36 AM PST by grundle

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — Friday marked not only Valentine’s Day, but also National Condom Awareness Day – and the city marked the occasion by unveiling a new extra-large size condom with NYC branding.

The extra-large condom, manufactured by LifeStyles and branded with the NYC Condom logo, has been dubbed the “KYNG” condom, according to the city Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.

“We have always distributed larger-size condoms through the New York City Department of Health,” said department Assistant Commissioner Dr. Blayne Cutler. “But because many New Yorkers were asking us to have a branded larger-size condom, we decided to bring the larger-size condom into the NYC Condom brand.”

(Excerpt) Read more at newyork.cbslocal.com ...


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1 posted on 02/17/2014 8:07:36 AM PST by grundle
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To: grundle
soon to be on the RUSH Limbaugh show..
competition for Bungee Condons
2 posted on 02/17/2014 8:11:50 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: grundle

Well NYC has the biggest...


3 posted on 02/17/2014 8:12:42 AM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

Do they have a “Bloomberg” sized for Chuckie Schumer?


4 posted on 02/17/2014 8:15:28 AM PST by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2014!)
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To: grundle

5 posted on 02/17/2014 8:17:47 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: grundle

Oh, ND mediums, rebranded.


6 posted on 02/17/2014 8:18:34 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: grundle

The problem is that under-equipped but over-optimistic and boastful types will ask for these and attempt to use them, with disastrous results.


7 posted on 02/17/2014 8:20:47 AM PST by atomic conspiracy (Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
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To: grundle
    New York City
  1. They use condoms that are too large.
  2. The condoms slip off during use.
  3. The woman gets pregnant.
  4. The woman gets an abortion.
You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out that NYC is literally "all f***ed up" and why it's the abortion capital of America.
8 posted on 02/17/2014 8:21:51 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: grundle
National Condom Awareness Day?

. . . is there anyone over the age of 13 or 14 who isn't aware this product exists?

9 posted on 02/17/2014 8:23:58 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: grundle
many New Yorkers were asking us to have a branded larger-size condom

Really, they were? I don't believe that.

10 posted on 02/17/2014 8:24:02 AM PST by Tax-chick (The future is not going to take us seriously.)
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To: Vaquero

11 posted on 02/17/2014 8:25:56 AM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law and does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Smokin' Joe
Oh, ND mediums, rebranded

Drillum Frackum Pumpum.

12 posted on 02/17/2014 8:30:05 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: grundle


13 posted on 02/17/2014 8:36:36 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Show me the man, and I'll show you the crime." - Lavrentiy Beria (& Eric Holder))
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To: grundle; Revolting cat!; GeronL; Slings and Arrows
New York apparently lets Starbucks name their condom sizes.


14 posted on 02/17/2014 8:37:27 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Fightin Whitey

I was about to make a joke about the big you-know-what in their Mayors office, but why bother?

I wonder if there could be a market for these in Texas, where things really are bigger?


15 posted on 02/17/2014 8:38:23 AM PST by crazycatlady
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To: Revolting cat!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


16 posted on 02/17/2014 8:42:30 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: grundle

You’ll find bigger pr!*#s in New Yawk I guess.


17 posted on 02/17/2014 8:44:03 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: grundle

ARE the biggest, not HAVE the biggest.


18 posted on 02/17/2014 8:44:07 AM PST by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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To: a fool in paradise

leftists don’t even know they are a parody of themselves


19 posted on 02/17/2014 8:58:15 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: a fool in paradise

20 posted on 02/17/2014 9:05:07 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: grundle

Old marketing tricks never die.

Repackage the “small” size in a larger package and relabel them “Large” or “King Size”.

Then they sell like fake $5.00 Rolexes on a NY sidewalk.


21 posted on 02/17/2014 9:05:48 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Show me the man, and I'll show you the crime." - Lavrentiy Beria (& Eric Holder))
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To: grundle

The real meaning of “Dick’s Hat Band.”

Oh the jokes I can’t tell here.


22 posted on 02/17/2014 9:06:56 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: TaMoDee

***Do they have a “Bloomberg” sized for Chuckie Schumer?***

RIGHT HERE!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_cot


23 posted on 02/17/2014 9:09:48 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: grundle

Who let the dyslexic guy pick the name? How about “TiNY”?


24 posted on 02/17/2014 9:09:49 AM PST by Bob
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

LOL!! Nice find.


25 posted on 02/17/2014 9:13:47 AM PST by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2014!)
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To: Vigilanteman

They certainly do. You can find used condoms all over high schools...on the floor of classrooms, laying in the hall, stuffed into desks, on the bottom of lockers. Yuck. And there are STILL plenty of big bellied fools walking the halls. Some NYC high schools actually have NURSERIES where students leave their babies while they’re in class.


26 posted on 02/17/2014 10:33:52 AM PST by EinNYC
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To: EinNYC

I was in 4th grade when we moved to North Dakota. Even elementary school kids needed ice skates for PE classes. Dad had five kids in elementary school. He wasn’t about to buy five new pair of ice skates, so he went to the Salvation Army which had just gotten a new (used) shipment in from Canada. He bought our sizes but guess what we found inside when he brought them home? This was in 1965.


27 posted on 02/17/2014 11:42:00 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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