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Vanity - I fixed Global Warming
Posted on 02/18/2014 8:58:18 AM PST by shineon
I was tinkering around in my basement right before Christmas and discovered something that totally fixed global warming. As you can see, cooler weather is working quite nicely now.
The winter climate is changing back to the way it was when I was growing up in New England.
No-one will believe me but I can assure you the earth no longer has a fever.
And it wasn't that hard to fix.
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Some problems seem a lot harder than they actually are.
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posted on
02/18/2014 8:58:18 AM PST
by
shineon
To: shineon
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:00:23 AM PST
by
Eric in the Ozarks
("Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth.")
To: shineon
Well unfix it already....I’ve had enough winter for several years!!!!
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:02:48 AM PST
by
Mygirlsmom
(Washington: "I cannot tell a lie". Obama: "I cannot tell.....I lie")
To: shineon
Thanks for nothing! I’d been counting on Global Warming to keep my driveway and sidewalks clear of ice. Everything was working according to plan until you messed everything up!
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:02:50 AM PST
by
GMMC0987
To: shineon
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:03:31 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: shineon; Admin Moderator
That’s it?
Nuh th Enn humorous?
Just “I fixed it?”.
Clinton use to pull this. Yeah, things would work out and there he was suddenly co-opting and taking credit for something”
IBTZ ....
/S
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:03:46 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: shineon
Okay, SO YOU’RE THE ONE I CAN BLAME FOR ALL THIS ICE!.......................
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:04:07 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
To: shineon
We have enough snowbirds!! Whatever you are doing....STOP!
To: Gadsden1st
I can’t stop it. The fix is in. Please go back to your normal programming. All complaints will be handled in the order they are received.
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:13:07 AM PST
by
shineon
(.)
To: shineon
Gee ... and you were so kind. You did it for FREE. {{HUGS}}
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:13:30 AM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: shineon
Maybe you should read about “Unintended Consequences”. There are pig farms aplenty for those that “Tinker” with things.
To: shineon
I'm planning on breaking your fix. Probably around May. Might be as early as April, depending on my whimsy.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:17:06 AM PST
by
wbill
To: shineon
As credible as any other claim.
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:18:56 AM PST
by
onedoug
To: shineon
Can you fix my remote control?
To: shineon
You are clearly a fraud! Anything man does contributes to global warming!
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:21:13 AM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: nickcarraway
I would have to see it first. Worst case scenario, we could just go out and get a replacement.
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:22:14 AM PST
by
shineon
(.)
To: nickcarraway
I can! Change yore batteries!
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:25:50 AM PST
by
US_MilitaryRules
(Tastes like Heaven, Burns like Hell! Mmmmmm. What is it?)
To: shineon
Bring it back. We are freezing down here
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:26:50 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
To: shineon
Oh great. Now that you fixed Gorebull Warming, we're going to go into an ice age just like they predicted in the 70's, when they told us about the hole in the ozone layer.
Oh well, I love to ski.
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:28:08 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: shineon
Great - thanks!
Now can you fix Obamacare?
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:28:18 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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