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Vanity - I fixed Global Warming

Posted on 02/18/2014 8:58:18 AM PST by shineon

I was tinkering around in my basement right before Christmas and discovered something that totally fixed global warming. As you can see, cooler weather is working quite nicely now.

The winter climate is changing back to the way it was when I was growing up in New England.

No-one will believe me but I can assure you the earth no longer has a fever.

And it wasn't that hard to fix.


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Some problems seem a lot harder than they actually are.
1 posted on 02/18/2014 8:58:18 AM PST by shineon
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To: shineon

Thank you !


2 posted on 02/18/2014 9:00:23 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks ("Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth.")
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To: shineon

Well unfix it already....I’ve had enough winter for several years!!!!


3 posted on 02/18/2014 9:02:48 AM PST by Mygirlsmom (Washington: "I cannot tell a lie". Obama: "I cannot tell.....I lie")
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To: shineon

Thanks for nothing! I’d been counting on Global Warming to keep my driveway and sidewalks clear of ice. Everything was working according to plan until you messed everything up!


4 posted on 02/18/2014 9:02:50 AM PST by GMMC0987
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To: shineon

I’m gonna sue.


5 posted on 02/18/2014 9:03:31 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: shineon; Admin Moderator

That’s it?

Nuh th Enn humorous?

Just “I fixed it?”.

Clinton use to pull this. Yeah, things would work out and there he was suddenly co-opting and taking credit for something”

IBTZ ....

/S


6 posted on 02/18/2014 9:03:46 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Okay, SO YOU’RE THE ONE I CAN BLAME FOR ALL THIS ICE!.......................


7 posted on 02/18/2014 9:04:07 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: shineon

We have enough snowbirds!! Whatever you are doing....STOP!


8 posted on 02/18/2014 9:09:14 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st

I can’t stop it. The fix is in. Please go back to your normal programming. All complaints will be handled in the order they are received.


9 posted on 02/18/2014 9:13:07 AM PST by shineon (.)
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To: shineon

Gee ... and you were so kind. You did it for FREE. {{HUGS}}


10 posted on 02/18/2014 9:13:30 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: shineon

Maybe you should read about “Unintended Consequences”. There are pig farms aplenty for those that “Tinker” with things.


11 posted on 02/18/2014 9:15:25 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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I'm planning on breaking your fix. Probably around May. Might be as early as April, depending on my whimsy.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12 posted on 02/18/2014 9:17:06 AM PST by wbill
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To: shineon

As credible as any other claim.


13 posted on 02/18/2014 9:18:56 AM PST by onedoug
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To: shineon

Can you fix my remote control?


14 posted on 02/18/2014 9:20:14 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: shineon

You are clearly a fraud! Anything man does contributes to global warming!


15 posted on 02/18/2014 9:21:13 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: nickcarraway

I would have to see it first. Worst case scenario, we could just go out and get a replacement.


16 posted on 02/18/2014 9:22:14 AM PST by shineon (.)
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To: nickcarraway

I can! Change yore batteries!


17 posted on 02/18/2014 9:25:50 AM PST by US_MilitaryRules (Tastes like Heaven, Burns like Hell! Mmmmmm. What is it?)
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To: shineon

Bring it back. We are freezing down here


18 posted on 02/18/2014 9:26:50 AM PST by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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Oh great. Now that you fixed Gorebull Warming, we're going to go into an ice age just like they predicted in the 70's, when they told us about the hole in the ozone layer.

Oh well, I love to ski.

19 posted on 02/18/2014 9:28:08 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: shineon

Great - thanks!

Now can you fix Obamacare?


20 posted on 02/18/2014 9:28:18 AM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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