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Vanity - I fixed Global Warming

Posted on 02/18/2014 8:58:18 AM PST by shineon

I was tinkering around in my basement right before Christmas and discovered something that totally fixed global warming. As you can see, cooler weather is working quite nicely now.

The winter climate is changing back to the way it was when I was growing up in New England.

No-one will believe me but I can assure you the earth no longer has a fever.

And it wasn't that hard to fix.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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Some problems seem a lot harder than they actually are.
1 posted on 02/18/2014 8:58:18 AM PST by shineon
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To: shineon

Thank you !


2 posted on 02/18/2014 9:00:23 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks ("Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth.")
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To: shineon

Well unfix it already....I’ve had enough winter for several years!!!!


3 posted on 02/18/2014 9:02:48 AM PST by Mygirlsmom (Washington: "I cannot tell a lie". Obama: "I cannot tell.....I lie")
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To: shineon

Thanks for nothing! I’d been counting on Global Warming to keep my driveway and sidewalks clear of ice. Everything was working according to plan until you messed everything up!


4 posted on 02/18/2014 9:02:50 AM PST by GMMC0987
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To: shineon

I’m gonna sue.


5 posted on 02/18/2014 9:03:31 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: shineon; Admin Moderator

That’s it?

Nuh th Enn humorous?

Just “I fixed it?”.

Clinton use to pull this. Yeah, things would work out and there he was suddenly co-opting and taking credit for something”

IBTZ ....

/S


6 posted on 02/18/2014 9:03:46 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: shineon

Okay, SO YOU’RE THE ONE I CAN BLAME FOR ALL THIS ICE!.......................


7 posted on 02/18/2014 9:04:07 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: shineon

We have enough snowbirds!! Whatever you are doing....STOP!


8 posted on 02/18/2014 9:09:14 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Gadsden1st

I can’t stop it. The fix is in. Please go back to your normal programming. All complaints will be handled in the order they are received.


9 posted on 02/18/2014 9:13:07 AM PST by shineon (.)
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To: shineon

Gee ... and you were so kind. You did it for FREE. {{HUGS}}


10 posted on 02/18/2014 9:13:30 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: shineon

Maybe you should read about “Unintended Consequences”. There are pig farms aplenty for those that “Tinker” with things.


11 posted on 02/18/2014 9:15:25 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: shineon
I'm planning on breaking your fix. Probably around May. Might be as early as April, depending on my whimsy.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12 posted on 02/18/2014 9:17:06 AM PST by wbill
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To: shineon

As credible as any other claim.


13 posted on 02/18/2014 9:18:56 AM PST by onedoug
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To: shineon

Can you fix my remote control?


14 posted on 02/18/2014 9:20:14 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: shineon

You are clearly a fraud! Anything man does contributes to global warming!


15 posted on 02/18/2014 9:21:13 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: nickcarraway

I would have to see it first. Worst case scenario, we could just go out and get a replacement.


16 posted on 02/18/2014 9:22:14 AM PST by shineon (.)
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To: nickcarraway

I can! Change yore batteries!


17 posted on 02/18/2014 9:25:50 AM PST by US_MilitaryRules (Tastes like Heaven, Burns like Hell! Mmmmmm. What is it?)
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To: shineon

Bring it back. We are freezing down here


18 posted on 02/18/2014 9:26:50 AM PST by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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To: shineon
Oh great. Now that you fixed Gorebull Warming, we're going to go into an ice age just like they predicted in the 70's, when they told us about the hole in the ozone layer.

Oh well, I love to ski.

19 posted on 02/18/2014 9:28:08 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: shineon

Great - thanks!

Now can you fix Obamacare?


20 posted on 02/18/2014 9:28:18 AM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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To: shineon

So you must have learned how to capture cattle and human flatulence.


21 posted on 02/18/2014 9:29:55 AM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: shineon

I’m hoping the fix involves drinking whiskey.


22 posted on 02/18/2014 9:49:41 AM PST by Mad Dawg (In te, Domine, speravi: non confundar in aeternum.)
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To: shineon

I don’t believe in Global Warming fixers either.


23 posted on 02/18/2014 9:52:19 AM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: shineon

Yup the earth is getting warmer and we nasty humans are to blame. That's why we're having such warm weather now. You can go outside and run around in your bare feet in February! And Al Gore predicted in 2008 that the polar ice caps would be totally gone five years from then. Yeah, that's why the ocean level has risen so much eh...actually maybe the sun is to blame for this "climate change". We must...ban the sun!

24 posted on 02/18/2014 10:09:04 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: shineon
You're a true patriot-ignore all the naysayers-probably just jealous of your talent and good looks.
Now excuse me while I head outside with my new jackhammer to dig out my cars.
25 posted on 02/18/2014 10:23:22 AM PST by Larry381 ("God is dead." (Nietzsche, 1885) "Nietzsche is dead." (God, 1900))
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To: shineon

Did you fix Dick Cheney’s Hurricane machine he used to destroy New Orleans and kill all those black and brown people?


26 posted on 02/18/2014 10:29:49 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: shineon
I sure wish you had told me. I was playing with the same thing just before Christmas, and I think you may have synchronized with my change, augmenting it. We may need to dial it back a bit.
27 posted on 02/18/2014 11:12:41 AM PST by T. P. Pole
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To: shineon

I beat you to it - by 5 seconds! Hah!


28 posted on 02/18/2014 11:31:48 AM PST by Moltke (Sapere aude!)
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To: shineon

Well, thank you. But perhaps you are not as clever as your talents warrant. A clever fellow would find a way to make money with this. Just ask Al Gore.


29 posted on 02/18/2014 11:35:08 AM PST by Bigg Red (O LORD, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! Ps 8)
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