Skip to comments.Michelle Obama vows to help ‘confused and bewildered’ moms shop for groceries
Posted on 03/03/2014 4:42:52 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
First lady Michelle Obama has vowed to help confused and bewildered moms wandering aimlessly in the aisles of Americas grocery stores.
The help wont come in lower prices, but in redesigned nutrition labels that will bold calories and added sugar and will more accurately describe serving sizes, according to CNS News.
As consumers and as parents, we have a right to understand whats in the food were feeding our families, Obama said Thursday in a press conference at the White House. Because thats really the only way that we can make informed choices by having clear, accurate information.
Fresh off declaring that young people are knuckleheads when it comes to signing up for healthcare, the first lady seems to think moms are equally inept at shopping.
So there you stood, alone in some aisle in a store, the clock ticking away at the precious little time remaining to complete your weekly grocery shopping, and all you could do was scratch your head, confused and bewildered, and wonder, is there too much sugar in this product? she said.
Saying hapless moms want to do the right thing, Obama suggested many give up in defeat because they cant decipher current nutritional labels without a thesaurus, a calculator, a microscope or a degree in nutrition.
This stream of questions and worries running through your head when all you really wanted to know was, should I be eating this or not? she said, according to CNS News. Is this good for my kids or not? And if it is healthy, how much of it should I be eating?
Thankfully, we have big government to help us make such difficult decisions.
Time to get rid of the Clowns
I'm sure she axe the kitchen staff for a full list of all ingredients.
If these mothers are confused and bewildered, they shouldn’t be having kids.
She’s part of the government so she’s in charge of the families
At whole foods they asked for a donation
I asked for an explanation of the program just to discourage
It’s a program to teach kids in school how to eat. I guess anvextension of this. It’s to tell kids their moms can’t feed them competently. No I don’t want to contribute to the breakdown of the family
“Oh, those stupid regular American moms! They’re so confused, they don’t know how to shop. Knuckleheads! I’ll make sure they eat their strained carrots and mushy peas while I wine and dine with Belgium chocolate coated cake-balls”
- Moochelle Obama
It is easy for her; Wookies just kill whatever they see to eat.
I thought that she had 42 special royal servants to do her shopping. So lard-ass is continuing to tell us that we’re fat, and that she knows what to eat. Good thing most American women don’t pay any attention to the fat-butted jackass.
tell me about the extensive experience Mrs. Obama has in the art of grocery shopping.
if they want an expert, call my wife. She is unbelievable working sales and coupons.
Can’t she just do the shopping quietly and unobtrusively put the groceries in the pantry and leave. Preferably, thru the back door.
It takes a village idiot to raise a child.
Hey mooooooooooooooo, bleep you.
I sure would check her receipt and whats in the bag on her way out has a a kinda look that looks suspicious to me
Because kale and chia seeds are so delicious...
“Time to get rid of the Clowns”
Klownie the Kenyan and his pet cow, Moochelle will be gone in 2 years. Keep calm and steady..
In other words her putative husbands voting base.
The Romanians, Filipinos, Libyans, Egyptians and French were able to overthrow despots with little or no weaponry. What’s our excuse?
More like Chilean Sea Bass, Cold Water Lobster, Heritage Pork and Wagyu Beef in her case.
She assumes we’re all as intellectually limited as she.
Somehow, she ended up with two Ivy League degrees, so I could see how she’d be confused.
Females are ‘knuckleheads’ too!
Her husband received a Nobel Peace Prize before he knew where all the White House restrooms were located. Same sort of thing.
Someone needs to tell Moose that most American Mothers are not stupid like the mothers that put her husband in the white hut twice. Also, since the mothers that voted for her husband can’t read, changing the labels won’t help. Moose needs to demand that pictures replace words on food labels. That should cost even more and require larger packaging. Or course that is a waste of money and effort too. Since the mothers who voted for her husband are too lazy to go to a grocery store or prepare a meal for their family. Yes Moose should know, food labeling is not the problem. The MSM mislabeling her husband since he came on the national scene was the problem. He is not smart. He is not wise. He is not a leader. For all we know he is not even her husband.
“Michelle Obama has vowed to help confused and bewildered moms”
Such arrogant b...h!
I would wager it’s been over 10 or 15 years since
Michele has been grocery shopping for her family.
If she’s so concerned about this shopping thing, I
wonder if she went shopping before the Christmas
vacation to stock up the larder of Airforce One
before winging out to Hawaii. Groceries must be
a bit higher out there, got to save taxpayer money
don’t ya know.
She is seriesly a shallow idiot, but thinks everyone else is.
What an arrogant bitch. Just like her (alleged) husband.
When was the last time she did any shopping of her own - THAT DIDN’T involve $10,000+ gowns or jewels?
Guess it’s true - “Them that can, do. Them that can’t, teach.”
Why does she have this great interest in our food? What’s her problem? Is she going to become a problem to our food supply?
No leaders. No will.
Rebellion makes people pale. Blood would be shed. Lots of people aren’t willing to do that.
Only about 30% took part in the American Revolution, IIRC.
Has Mooche advised them to marry into politics so that they never need worry about budgets and such?
Wow. She certainly is an arrogant, condescending, elitist. I’m sure more women are confused and bewildered about how this couple got into the White House....twice.
Wow, Michelle Obama, Secretary of Food Shopping. It is a new cabinet position created illegally by her gay boyfriend.
I’d rather have help in just finding crap in the store.
They move stuff every so often for better marketing position and it wastes my time trying to find it again.
Oh please. Talk about turning a flat tire into a 16-car pile-up.
Women are stupid....Moochelle Obama
Like she’s ever shopped for groceries????
“I would wager its been over 10 or 15 years since
Michele has been grocery shopping for her family.”
I can’t stand that big, wide, loud, brazen woman.
She always reminds me of a fishwife (vulgar, abusive and nagging woman with a loud, unpleasant voice), no matter what high fashion dress she wears.
well since most of the people who listen to her can’t read labels, she might just help them out.
Has anyone told this stupid Wookey that most packages ALREADY HAVE THIS KIND OF INFORMATION?
Too many Twinkies for this heartless bitch.
So there you stood, alone in some aisle in a store, the clock ticking away at the precious little time remaining to complete your weekly grocery shopping, and all you could do was scratch your head, confused and bewildered, and wonder, is there too much sugar in this product? she said. Saying hapless moms want to do the right thing, Obama suggested many give up in defeat because they cant decipher current nutritional labels without a thesaurus, a calculator, a microscope or a degree in nutrition.
Just imagine what voters go through every election. Trying to sort out the genuine record/history/positions of the candidates, the genuine backers of the candidates, the genuine motives of the opposition, et al...
It makes going to the grocery store a cake walk.
Leftists always think people are idiots who need government to do the most simple tasks for them
There are choices in life (like “what am I gonna fix for differ”) and there are DECISIONS (like “who I am going to let run the government for the next 4-6 years”).
The latter is deliberately made difficult with misinformation. Best to listen to party propaganda, war on women, war on minorities, war on the middle class/poor, rhetoric and “who the cool kids” are voting for than to actually make an informed decision.
Michelle doesn’t mind the voting public being knuckleheads and merely following marching orders.
“As consumers and as parents, we have a right to understand whats in the food were feeding our families, Obama said Thursday in a press conference at the White House. Because thats really the only way that we can make informed choices by having clear, accurate information.
She doesn’t necessarily think mothers don’t understand how to read nutrition labels. I believe this is just another baby step toward their getting more control over our lives. Their ultimate objective is to be able to require others to eat what they say we should eat.