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To: SoConPubbie
Most political commercials here in Texas contains 3 things: 1) "Fighting" (Obama, Obamacare, those Liberal Bureaucrats in Washington, those Liberal bureaucrats in Austin), 2) Obama is the Devil (of course, we all know that, but George P. Bush running as Land Commissioner?, and 3) A Ted Cruz endorsement is the Holy Grail.

"This is Mutt the Hoople. As Johnson County DogCatcher, I promise to FIGHT those Obama Liberal Bureaucrats in Washington and the Wendy Davis Liberal Bureaucrats in Austin (not only FIGHT them, but grab them by the nose and kick their asses all the way to the Rio Grande, where I'll make all the illegal aliens in Texas cross back over!). Ted Cruz certainly approves.

"Oh, and the "moment of silence" in school? If elected, I'll FIGHT to have TWO Moments of silence....hell, I'll make those kids be silent the WHOLE DAY! Ted Cruz knows the value of moments of silence....

"And finally, I'll not only respect and defend the 2nd Amendment, but I'll FIGHT to demand all dogowners get Firearms Training at an NRA-accredited Weapons school....you think those Liberal Obama Bureaucrats will take your dog when they're staring down the barrel of .44 Magnum? Ted CRuz loves dogs, my opponent wants to eat dogs like his hero Barack Hussein Obama. "God, Guns, Guts, Immigration Reform, Love of Dogs, FIGHTING, and Ted Cruz...THAT'S what makes Mutt the Hoople YOUR Choice for Johnson County Dogcatcher."

20 posted on 03/03/2014 7:47:01 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (Nothing is more savage and brutal than justifiably angry Americans. Don’t believe me? Ask the Germa)
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To: MuttTheHoople

Very good !

I’ll be glad when the phone calls and junk mail cease.

They call so I tell ‘em I already voted then they ask who I voted for ?!

I tell them that’s my business, goodbye:)


31 posted on 03/03/2014 8:44:39 PM PST by 1066AD
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