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Rush Limbaugh Show, Mon-Fri, 12noon-3pm EST, WOR-AM, Tuesday, March 4th, 2014.
The EIB Network ^ | 3/4/2014 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/04/2014 8:56:40 AM PST by carriage_hill

AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.


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1 posted on 03/04/2014 8:56:40 AM PST by carriage_hill
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” - - - White House is announcing an aid package to Ukraine of $1 billion - - - “

FINALLY! A highly successful backward solution to all known problems comes out of the Nobel Peace Prize winning White House!

“What is that?, “ You may ask? The answer, of course, is unlimited amounts of unfunded US Taxpayer Debt Dollars!

Yup! Works every time, and faster than you can can say “IcandoanythingIwantbyjustbyoassingCongress.” Nobel Laurette Soetoro-Obama just says: “Charge it to the next generation, please! Whoopee! My work here is done! Golf anyone?”

Secretary of Statements John “Cachup” Kerry will ride in, start writing rubber checks, and the ensuing bright rosy glow will spread around the World. Well, maybe not onto “the Arab Street.”

Although the always weak, Obamanation Foreign Policy is well on the way to its usual backward success, there are still a few topics that have yet to be resolved, as follows:

* Were is the Internet Video that caused the Ukrainians to force their beloved President to take the entire Ukrainian Treasury with him when he fled the country?

* Will “Catchup” Kerry enlist the help of famed video detective Susan Rice to help him track down and jail the perp. who made this awful, obscure, unknown video, that the United States had nothing to do with?

* Will the US Department of Statements spend more unfunded US Taxpayer Debt Dollars for the Ukranian Denial Ad than they did for the 2012 Benghazi Denial Ad?

* Note: Kerry must excel here because due to the obvious cruel onslaught of the aging process on Mrs. Bill Clinton, “Catchup” Kerry may be duty-bound to replace her as the obvious Democrat frontrunner in the 2016 Presidential race.

* Since POS Soetoro-Obama hit the famous RESET BUTTON on Russia, the NASA Space Program has had to be “dependent on the kindness of strangers” from Russia. Hopefully, our astronauts will be able to borrow food and vodka from the Russians while they wait for “Catchup” Kerry to resolve this Ukrainian “investment.”

* Will buddy Vlad Putin be as flexible with the Renowned Obamanation Foreign Policy as Soetoro-Obama was with Putin?

* Rumor has it that Vlad Putin has his eye on being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his defusing of the Syrian “Red Line” Crisis.

* Another rumor is that Putin could win the Nobel Peace Prize if he sold all of Russia’s US Treasury Notes, requested that the USA be dropped from the G9, and appointed Snowden to be the Russian Ambassador to the United States of America.


2 posted on 03/04/2014 8:57:18 AM PST by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: NonValueAdded; LibertyisSpecial; HOYA97; ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); StoneWall Brigade; ...


3 posted on 03/04/2014 8:57:18 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: All

4 posted on 03/04/2014 8:58:23 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: carriage_hill

Bump


5 posted on 03/04/2014 9:01:15 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: carriage_hill

T4TP.


6 posted on 03/04/2014 9:01:44 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: carriage_hill

Howdy!


7 posted on 03/04/2014 9:04:07 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11))
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To: Graewoulf

Word is that Kerry was moved when he heard a Ukrainian folk ballad about a river. The words “Crimea river, Crimea river, I cried a river over you” brought tears to his eyes.


8 posted on 03/04/2014 9:05:18 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Graewoulf
White House is announcing an aid package to Ukraine of $1 billion

What did they use to call that? Checkbook Diplomacy?
9 posted on 03/04/2014 9:06:38 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: ColdOne; Enterprise; rightwingintelligentsia

Good afternoon and Happy Monday!


10 posted on 03/04/2014 9:06:44 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: carriage_hill

Same to you.

I guess given the short shelf-life of MSLSD hosts, they figured they’d better give him the award before his show was cancelled.


11 posted on 03/04/2014 9:08:55 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Hillary with Ronan Farrow:


12 posted on 03/04/2014 9:09:46 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: carriage_hill

Ugh, Rush’s stack of stuff is now just stack of Drudge.


13 posted on 03/04/2014 9:10:19 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Farrow is the mental equivalent of pocket lint.


14 posted on 03/04/2014 9:10:41 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Howdy!

It’s right off the page.


15 posted on 03/04/2014 9:11:37 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: carriage_hill

LOL - please don’t tell me it’s still Monday!


16 posted on 03/04/2014 9:11:57 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: carriage_hill; All
H'yall, Good Afternoon/Morning
from the Bluegrass Freezer.
brrrrrr..

17 posted on 03/04/2014 9:12:20 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: carriage_hill

He’s 26 and his father is either Frank Sinatra or Woody Allen? Could either get it up back then :-O


18 posted on 03/04/2014 9:13:13 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Graewoulf

If we need to borrow money from China to send to Ukraine, why don’t we just have China send it directly? Cut out the middleman!

Into whose account will the funds be deposited?


19 posted on 03/04/2014 9:16:03 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota
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To: carriage_hill
"Farrow is the mental equivalent of pocket lint."
*snickering* ..for a liberal, that's Albert Einstein IQ material.

20 posted on 03/04/2014 9:17:11 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: carriage_hill

Tardy Howdy Ho!


21 posted on 03/04/2014 9:18:56 AM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I’ve noticed a difference in the cutting edge depending on if Rush has a secret “deep throat” source in the Whitehouse, as compared to when the “other” party is in power and denying access.

On top of that, the GOPe is not sharing things with Rush now, either.

That’s gotta make a difference.


22 posted on 03/04/2014 9:19:25 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota
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To: mylife

Does Rush sound sick again?


23 posted on 03/04/2014 9:20:39 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

LOL; my bet’s on Frankie.


24 posted on 03/04/2014 9:22:54 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

We must now petition the king to make doctors appointments! Thanks again John “FU” Roberts!


25 posted on 03/04/2014 9:23:16 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

His breathing sounds congested.


26 posted on 03/04/2014 9:23:42 AM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
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To: skinkinthegrass; All
Pull up a chair and warm-up!


27 posted on 03/04/2014 9:24:26 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: LachlanMinnesota

Good points. But how did Rush get trough the Clinton years? Seems he would have had to be reading a lot of papers back then but doesn’t now.


28 posted on 03/04/2014 9:27:16 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

The Republicans were not as divided in the Clinton era, and he had people high up to talk to in the party, in my opinion. It became more difficult after the Conservatives split, and Rush was seeming to side with them.


29 posted on 03/04/2014 9:29:58 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

gotta run, but will leave this nugget.....el Rushbo almost “ went there “ yesterday when he several times alluded we do not know who and what Obambi is

now, many, including Rush................know


30 posted on 03/04/2014 9:30:16 AM PST by advertising guy
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To: Clint N. Suhks

One reason Churchill was so prescient in matters German before in office was that he had significant pipelines into Germany by those opposed to Hitler.

One wonders of a certain level of Rush’s prescience is due to the pipelines he has had in the past, some of which are no longer there.

The landscape is changing.


31 posted on 03/04/2014 9:32:08 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota
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To: carriage_hill
i can feel the warmth..
well, i can see it's effects.

32 posted on 03/04/2014 9:32:55 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

2012 Debate:

Mitt: Russia is our single biggest Geo-political opponent
Obama: Governor, the 80’s called and they want their foriegn policy back
Media: Yuck, yuck, yuck, that Mitt sure is dumb! The cold war was over in the 80’s!
Putin: I hope America is so full of morons that this motly crew of morons is kept in power!

2014 News:
Putin: Ha, we are getting closer to re-establishing the USSR
Obama: Please stop it!
JFnKerry: We are keeping all of our options open, except taking any action!
Media: These guys are brilliant!
Average American: Hey, did you see that kid on American Idol?


33 posted on 03/04/2014 9:34:15 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: CSM

Sad but true.


34 posted on 03/04/2014 9:36:23 AM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
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To: LachlanMinnesota

“The Republicans were not as divided in the Clinton era,”

Ask yourself why. You will find that the answer was that the Newt led house was standing in true opposition to the last marxist that held the office.

Today, we have a feckless leader and it is destroying the party from within. It has been pointed out so often that eventually we might realize that it is Boehner’s goal....


35 posted on 03/04/2014 9:36:49 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: carriage_hill

“Have we started the fire?”

“Yes. The fire rises.”


36 posted on 03/04/2014 9:36:50 AM PST by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: CSM

Oh, for leadership, for leadership. How many armies substitute for a single leader with vision and purpose?

Newt has his faults, but he did an excellent job at the time.


37 posted on 03/04/2014 9:39:55 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota
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To: Graewoulf
Congrats to Graewoulf for winning the Rush Limbaugh Show Thread "Golden EIB Mic" Award for Tuesday, March 4th, 2014...


38 posted on 03/04/2014 9:40:42 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: CSM

In the same way the Communists have groomed Obama to fill a role as the apparent leader of the movement, conservatives need to raise up our youth with conservative credentials, who are willing to fight the corruption endemic to both parties.

It pre-supposes a resume that cannot be used for blackmail.


39 posted on 03/04/2014 9:42:01 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota
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To: LachlanMinnesota
Congrats to LachlanMinnesota for the Rush Limbaugh Show Thread "Most Eloquent/Historical Post of Day" for Tuesday, March 4th, 2014...


40 posted on 03/04/2014 9:44:17 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: CSM
Congrats to CSM for the Rush Limbaugh Show Thread "Best Post of Day" for Tuesday, March 4th, 2014...


41 posted on 03/04/2014 9:45:44 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: carriage_hill

You have lowered your standards, I see...every child a winner?


42 posted on 03/04/2014 9:45:53 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota
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To: carriage_hill

Dear Washington post, here is a little something for ye. Let me summarize it for you, you can’t change reality to fit your preference. However, you can ignore reality and pretend that it is not what it is.....for awhile...but eventually it will bite your a$$!

The Gods of the Copybook Headings

1919

As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I Make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market-Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market-Place.
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings.
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew,
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four —
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

* * * * *

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man —
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began —
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire —
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!


43 posted on 03/04/2014 9:49:22 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: CSM

Remember the future.


44 posted on 03/04/2014 9:53:01 AM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
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To: All
"What's for lunch Grandpa!?"

I gotta toasted Turkey and provolone sandwich on french bread with lettuce, tomater and mayo.
Some Ice tea, chips and a little debbie snack cake.


45 posted on 03/04/2014 9:58:38 AM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
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To: CSM

Kipling, I should have recognized it right away.

One of my favorite quotes:

“I have eaten your bread and salt. I have drunk your water
and wine. The deaths ye died, I have watched beside. And the lives ye led, were mine.”


46 posted on 03/04/2014 10:06:24 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: Rush Limbaugh

I don’t know Rush, these people were stupid enough to vote for 0bama twice.


47 posted on 03/04/2014 10:12:39 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: carriage_hill

Aww, shucks. Thanks for the honor!


48 posted on 03/04/2014 10:15:42 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

If the ruling parties stuck to constitutional governance, then their would be no need to “appeal to groups.” No one would be “gathering in groups” for the teet suckling....


49 posted on 03/04/2014 10:19:32 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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bttt


50 posted on 03/04/2014 10:20:14 AM PST by Matchett-PI (It's a single step from relativism to barbarism, low information to Democrat, ignorance to tenure)
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