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Posted on 03/04/2014 8:56:40 AM PST by carriage_hill
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- - - White House is announcing an aid package to Ukraine of $1 billion - - -
FINALLY! A highly successful backward solution to all known problems comes out of the Nobel Peace Prize winning White House!
What is that?, You may ask? The answer, of course, is unlimited amounts of unfunded US Taxpayer Debt Dollars!
Yup! Works every time, and faster than you can can say IcandoanythingIwantbyjustbyoassingCongress. Nobel Laurette Soetoro-Obama just says: Charge it to the next generation, please! Whoopee! My work here is done! Golf anyone?
Secretary of Statements John Cachup Kerry will ride in, start writing rubber checks, and the ensuing bright rosy glow will spread around the World. Well, maybe not onto the Arab Street.
Although the always weak, Obamanation Foreign Policy is well on the way to its usual backward success, there are still a few topics that have yet to be resolved, as follows:
* Were is the Internet Video that caused the Ukrainians to force their beloved President to take the entire Ukrainian Treasury with him when he fled the country?
* Will Catchup Kerry enlist the help of famed video detective Susan Rice to help him track down and jail the perp. who made this awful, obscure, unknown video, that the United States had nothing to do with?
* Will the US Department of Statements spend more unfunded US Taxpayer Debt Dollars for the Ukranian Denial Ad than they did for the 2012 Benghazi Denial Ad?
* Note: Kerry must excel here because due to the obvious cruel onslaught of the aging process on Mrs. Bill Clinton, Catchup Kerry may be duty-bound to replace her as the obvious Democrat frontrunner in the 2016 Presidential race.
* Since POS Soetoro-Obama hit the famous RESET BUTTON on Russia, the NASA Space Program has had to be dependent on the kindness of strangers from Russia. Hopefully, our astronauts will be able to borrow food and vodka from the Russians while they wait for Catchup Kerry to resolve this Ukrainian investment.
* Will buddy Vlad Putin be as flexible with the Renowned Obamanation Foreign Policy as Soetoro-Obama was with Putin?
* Rumor has it that Vlad Putin has his eye on being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his defusing of the Syrian Red Line Crisis.
* Another rumor is that Putin could win the Nobel Peace Prize if he sold all of Russias US Treasury Notes, requested that the USA be dropped from the G9, and appointed Snowden to be the Russian Ambassador to the United States of America.
Word is that Kerry was moved when he heard a Ukrainian folk ballad about a river. The words “Crimea river, Crimea river, I cried a river over you” brought tears to his eyes.
Good afternoon and Happy Monday!
Same to you.
I guess given the short shelf-life of MSLSD hosts, they figured they’d better give him the award before his show was cancelled.
Ugh, Rush’s stack of stuff is now just stack of Drudge.
Farrow is the mental equivalent of pocket lint.
It’s right off the page.
LOL - please don’t tell me it’s still Monday!
He’s 26 and his father is either Frank Sinatra or Woody Allen? Could either get it up back then :-O
If we need to borrow money from China to send to Ukraine, why don’t we just have China send it directly? Cut out the middleman!
Into whose account will the funds be deposited?
Tardy Howdy Ho!
I’ve noticed a difference in the cutting edge depending on if Rush has a secret “deep throat” source in the Whitehouse, as compared to when the “other” party is in power and denying access.
On top of that, the GOPe is not sharing things with Rush now, either.
That’s gotta make a difference.
Does Rush sound sick again?
LOL; my bet’s on Frankie.
We must now petition the king to make doctors appointments! Thanks again John “FU” Roberts!
His breathing sounds congested.
Good points. But how did Rush get trough the Clinton years? Seems he would have had to be reading a lot of papers back then but doesn’t now.
The Republicans were not as divided in the Clinton era, and he had people high up to talk to in the party, in my opinion. It became more difficult after the Conservatives split, and Rush was seeming to side with them.
gotta run, but will leave this nugget.....el Rushbo almost “ went there “ yesterday when he several times alluded we do not know who and what Obambi is
now, many, including Rush................know
One reason Churchill was so prescient in matters German before in office was that he had significant pipelines into Germany by those opposed to Hitler.
One wonders of a certain level of Rush’s prescience is due to the pipelines he has had in the past, some of which are no longer there.
The landscape is changing.
Mitt: Russia is our single biggest Geo-political opponent
Obama: Governor, the 80’s called and they want their foriegn policy back
Media: Yuck, yuck, yuck, that Mitt sure is dumb! The cold war was over in the 80’s!
Putin: I hope America is so full of morons that this motly crew of morons is kept in power!
Putin: Ha, we are getting closer to re-establishing the USSR
Obama: Please stop it!
JFnKerry: We are keeping all of our options open, except taking any action!
Media: These guys are brilliant!
Average American: Hey, did you see that kid on American Idol?
Sad but true.
“The Republicans were not as divided in the Clinton era,”
Ask yourself why. You will find that the answer was that the Newt led house was standing in true opposition to the last marxist that held the office.
Today, we have a feckless leader and it is destroying the party from within. It has been pointed out so often that eventually we might realize that it is Boehner’s goal....
“Have we started the fire?”
“Yes. The fire rises.”
Oh, for leadership, for leadership. How many armies substitute for a single leader with vision and purpose?
Newt has his faults, but he did an excellent job at the time.
In the same way the Communists have groomed Obama to fill a role as the apparent leader of the movement, conservatives need to raise up our youth with conservative credentials, who are willing to fight the corruption endemic to both parties.
It pre-supposes a resume that cannot be used for blackmail.
You have lowered your standards, I see...every child a winner?
Dear Washington post, here is a little something for ye. Let me summarize it for you, you can’t change reality to fit your preference. However, you can ignore reality and pretend that it is not what it is.....for awhile...but eventually it will bite your a$$!
The Gods of the Copybook Headings
As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I Make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market-Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.
We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market-Place.
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.
With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings.
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.
When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”
On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”
Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew,
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four —
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
* * * * *
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man —
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began —
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire —
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
Remember the future.
I gotta toasted Turkey and provolone sandwich on french bread with lettuce, tomater and mayo.
Some Ice tea, chips and a little debbie snack cake.
Kipling, I should have recognized it right away.
One of my favorite quotes:
“I have eaten your bread and salt. I have drunk your water
and wine. The deaths ye died, I have watched beside. And the lives ye led, were mine.”
I don’t know Rush, these people were stupid enough to vote for 0bama twice.
Aww, shucks. Thanks for the honor!
If the ruling parties stuck to constitutional governance, then their would be no need to “appeal to groups.” No one would be “gathering in groups” for the teet suckling....