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Rush Limbaugh Show, Mon-Fri, 12noon-3pm EST, WOR-AM, Tuesday, March 4th, 2014.
The EIB Network ^ | 3/4/2014 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/04/2014 8:56:40 AM PST by carriage_hill

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1 posted on 03/04/2014 8:56:40 AM PST by carriage_hill
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To: carriage_hill

” - - - White House is announcing an aid package to Ukraine of $1 billion - - - “

FINALLY! A highly successful backward solution to all known problems comes out of the Nobel Peace Prize winning White House!

“What is that?, “ You may ask? The answer, of course, is unlimited amounts of unfunded US Taxpayer Debt Dollars!

Yup! Works every time, and faster than you can can say “IcandoanythingIwantbyjustbyoassingCongress.” Nobel Laurette Soetoro-Obama just says: “Charge it to the next generation, please! Whoopee! My work here is done! Golf anyone?”

Secretary of Statements John “Cachup” Kerry will ride in, start writing rubber checks, and the ensuing bright rosy glow will spread around the World. Well, maybe not onto “the Arab Street.”

Although the always weak, Obamanation Foreign Policy is well on the way to its usual backward success, there are still a few topics that have yet to be resolved, as follows:

* Were is the Internet Video that caused the Ukrainians to force their beloved President to take the entire Ukrainian Treasury with him when he fled the country?

* Will “Catchup” Kerry enlist the help of famed video detective Susan Rice to help him track down and jail the perp. who made this awful, obscure, unknown video, that the United States had nothing to do with?

* Will the US Department of Statements spend more unfunded US Taxpayer Debt Dollars for the Ukranian Denial Ad than they did for the 2012 Benghazi Denial Ad?

* Note: Kerry must excel here because due to the obvious cruel onslaught of the aging process on Mrs. Bill Clinton, “Catchup” Kerry may be duty-bound to replace her as the obvious Democrat frontrunner in the 2016 Presidential race.

* Since POS Soetoro-Obama hit the famous RESET BUTTON on Russia, the NASA Space Program has had to be “dependent on the kindness of strangers” from Russia. Hopefully, our astronauts will be able to borrow food and vodka from the Russians while they wait for “Catchup” Kerry to resolve this Ukrainian “investment.”

* Will buddy Vlad Putin be as flexible with the Renowned Obamanation Foreign Policy as Soetoro-Obama was with Putin?

* Rumor has it that Vlad Putin has his eye on being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his defusing of the Syrian “Red Line” Crisis.

* Another rumor is that Putin could win the Nobel Peace Prize if he sold all of Russia’s US Treasury Notes, requested that the USA be dropped from the G9, and appointed Snowden to be the Russian Ambassador to the United States of America.


2 posted on 03/04/2014 8:57:18 AM PST by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: NonValueAdded; LibertyisSpecial; HOYA97; ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); StoneWall Brigade; ...


3 posted on 03/04/2014 8:57:18 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: All

4 posted on 03/04/2014 8:58:23 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: carriage_hill

Bump


5 posted on 03/04/2014 9:01:15 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: carriage_hill

T4TP.


6 posted on 03/04/2014 9:01:44 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: carriage_hill

Howdy!


7 posted on 03/04/2014 9:04:07 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11))
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To: Graewoulf

Word is that Kerry was moved when he heard a Ukrainian folk ballad about a river. The words “Crimea river, Crimea river, I cried a river over you” brought tears to his eyes.


8 posted on 03/04/2014 9:05:18 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Graewoulf
White House is announcing an aid package to Ukraine of $1 billion

What did they use to call that? Checkbook Diplomacy?
9 posted on 03/04/2014 9:06:38 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: ColdOne; Enterprise; rightwingintelligentsia

Good afternoon and Happy Monday!


10 posted on 03/04/2014 9:06:44 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: carriage_hill

Same to you.

I guess given the short shelf-life of MSLSD hosts, they figured they’d better give him the award before his show was cancelled.


11 posted on 03/04/2014 9:08:55 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Hillary with Ronan Farrow:


12 posted on 03/04/2014 9:09:46 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: carriage_hill

Ugh, Rush’s stack of stuff is now just stack of Drudge.


13 posted on 03/04/2014 9:10:19 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Farrow is the mental equivalent of pocket lint.


14 posted on 03/04/2014 9:10:41 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Howdy!

It’s right off the page.


15 posted on 03/04/2014 9:11:37 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: carriage_hill

LOL - please don’t tell me it’s still Monday!


16 posted on 03/04/2014 9:11:57 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: carriage_hill; All
H'yall, Good Afternoon/Morning
from the Bluegrass Freezer.
brrrrrr..

17 posted on 03/04/2014 9:12:20 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: carriage_hill

He’s 26 and his father is either Frank Sinatra or Woody Allen? Could either get it up back then :-O


18 posted on 03/04/2014 9:13:13 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Graewoulf

If we need to borrow money from China to send to Ukraine, why don’t we just have China send it directly? Cut out the middleman!

Into whose account will the funds be deposited?


19 posted on 03/04/2014 9:16:03 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota
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To: carriage_hill
"Farrow is the mental equivalent of pocket lint."
*snickering* ..for a liberal, that's Albert Einstein IQ material.

20 posted on 03/04/2014 9:17:11 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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