Posted on 03/04/2014 8:56:40 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Tardy Howdy Ho!
I’ve noticed a difference in the cutting edge depending on if Rush has a secret “deep throat” source in the Whitehouse, as compared to when the “other” party is in power and denying access.
On top of that, the GOPe is not sharing things with Rush now, either.
That’s gotta make a difference.
Does Rush sound sick again?
LOL; my bet’s on Frankie.
We must now petition the king to make doctors appointments! Thanks again John “FU” Roberts!
His breathing sounds congested.
Good points. But how did Rush get trough the Clinton years? Seems he would have had to be reading a lot of papers back then but doesn’t now.
The Republicans were not as divided in the Clinton era, and he had people high up to talk to in the party, in my opinion. It became more difficult after the Conservatives split, and Rush was seeming to side with them.
gotta run, but will leave this nugget.....el Rushbo almost “ went there “ yesterday when he several times alluded we do not know who and what Obambi is
now, many, including Rush................know
One reason Churchill was so prescient in matters German before in office was that he had significant pipelines into Germany by those opposed to Hitler.
One wonders of a certain level of Rush’s prescience is due to the pipelines he has had in the past, some of which are no longer there.
The landscape is changing.
2012 Debate:
Mitt: Russia is our single biggest Geo-political opponent
Obama: Governor, the 80’s called and they want their foriegn policy back
Media: Yuck, yuck, yuck, that Mitt sure is dumb! The cold war was over in the 80’s!
Putin: I hope America is so full of morons that this motly crew of morons is kept in power!
2014 News:
Putin: Ha, we are getting closer to re-establishing the USSR
Obama: Please stop it!
JFnKerry: We are keeping all of our options open, except taking any action!
Media: These guys are brilliant!
Average American: Hey, did you see that kid on American Idol?
Sad but true.
“The Republicans were not as divided in the Clinton era,”
Ask yourself why. You will find that the answer was that the Newt led house was standing in true opposition to the last marxist that held the office.
Today, we have a feckless leader and it is destroying the party from within. It has been pointed out so often that eventually we might realize that it is Boehner’s goal....
“Have we started the fire?”
“Yes. The fire rises.”
Oh, for leadership, for leadership. How many armies substitute for a single leader with vision and purpose?
Newt has his faults, but he did an excellent job at the time.
In the same way the Communists have groomed Obama to fill a role as the apparent leader of the movement, conservatives need to raise up our youth with conservative credentials, who are willing to fight the corruption endemic to both parties.
It pre-supposes a resume that cannot be used for blackmail.
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