Posted on 03/05/2014 5:15:29 AM PST by Daffynition
Connecticut has been making news due to their hastily passed gun registration laws. According to some sources as few as 15% of gun owners have actually registered their firearms. News Blogs have been warning state officials are talking about mass confiscations of the unregistered firearms.
Plans for these confiscations hit a snag when a legislative intern dared to ask a question. “Who will be going door to door to take all the guns away?” asked the 21-year-old college senior.
Reportedly multiple people in the room in the most sarcastic voices they could muster said “the police”.
The unnamed intern then pointed at the list and said, “my dad’s name is on the list, and he is the police chief. I see three other names on this list of family members, all cops.”
(Excerpt) Read more at callthecops.net ...
May be a hoax.
Step 1: Exempt the Police, and friends and family of the Police, from this reqirement.
Step 2: Have the Police enforce the requirement on the rest of the population.
Just issue every police officer in the state 10 Get Out Of Jail Free Cards (GOOJF), to distribute as he wishes. Then the citizen can either register his weapons or send in a GOOJF Card. The Legislature can make some kind of hand-waving gesture about how the officer must determine that the recipient of the GOOJF Card is trustworthy and of good moral standing, or some such BS, if it makes them feel better.
Once the paperwork is done, go door to door and clean up all of the registered weapons, leaving guns only in the hands of the Police and their selected friends.
Win-Win Baby!
We outnumber them surround them, disarm them, send them packing in their underwear.
Wow.
Wow.
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The corner of Barbour and Cleveland would be a good choice.
Best drug buys on that corner. Now that Stowe Village is no longer there...homies have had to fan out to other corners to make their living.
Thank God for people like John Cinque .
Those politicians will make his life miserable.
He has great Courage. They can’t collect the guns because they found out all the troopers in CT,have those guns..
Indeed John Cinque is a Patriot.
I think active/ retired LEOs can be exempted from owning ARs:
http://www.ct.gov/despp/cwp/view.asp?a=4213&Q=494622&desppNav_GID=2080
*This* is the best visual of what a CT cop may look like holding a scary black rifle...
Each of us here in Connecticut, have to decide how much *John Cinque - I WILL NOT COMPLY* we have in ourselves.
Umm, Holder meant liberals could ignore laws they didn't like. Conservatives don't get the card - we have to follow all laws that liberals like... you know, the old double standard of totalitarian thugs - the ones they use everywhere...
This article is a hoax being passed off as satire. This is not satire.
Loosely interpreted....it does expose folly and vice. ;)
[PS...I’m *NOT* going to get into a pissing match w/ you about nothing]
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