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Who would win in a fistfight: Putin or Obama? [POLL]
Daily Caller ^ | 3/6/14

Posted on 03/07/2014 8:35:19 PM PST by Impala64ssa

In a fistfight between the leader of the free world and the leader of the not-so-free world, who would win?

Let’s examine both President Barack Obama and President Vladimir Putin’s exercise routines, sheer manliness, athletic prowess, celebrity friends, alcohol consumption and friendliness toward animals to determine who would win.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Russia
KEYWORDS: 0bama; fistfight; fistfightorfisting; fisting; putin
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Poll and interesting images at link. Who would've thought that an old-school Soviet style leader would be worthy of more respect than our current CIC? Pathetic.
1 posted on 03/07/2014 8:35:19 PM PST by Impala64ssa
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2 posted on 03/07/2014 8:39:43 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Impala64ssa

Can a poll like this come in at roughly 500% vs -500%? LMAO

I think I see some smoke coming out of the polling box.

This could utterly destroy the thing!

Okay let’s be realistic.

Putin 97.998%

Undecided 2.002%

Who was the other guy?


3 posted on 03/07/2014 8:40:05 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Immigration Reform is job NONE. It isn't even the leading issue with Hipanics. Enforce our laws.)
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To: Impala64ssa

There would only be two hits. Putin would hit Obama, Obama then would hit the ground.


4 posted on 03/07/2014 8:40:25 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

And that would only be if Putin could catch him.....


5 posted on 03/07/2014 8:42:06 PM PST by Cen-Tejas (it's the debt bomb stupid!)
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To: Impala64ssa

Bush would kick both their asses.


6 posted on 03/07/2014 8:42:55 PM PST by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: Impala64ssa

Is the Magic Johnson rule in effect?


7 posted on 03/07/2014 8:44:24 PM PST by rey
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To: Impala64ssa

We need yes and yes!

Hail to the Dear Leader!


8 posted on 03/07/2014 8:44:48 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Impala64ssa

C. WE all lose.


9 posted on 03/07/2014 8:45:44 PM PST by Darren McCarty (Abortion - legalized murder for convenience)
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To: Impala64ssa
"Poll and interesting images at link"

Some interesting comments, too. This one made me LOL:

"Obama could probably put more things up his butt than Putin..."

10 posted on 03/07/2014 8:47:01 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Bumper sticker in Moscow:

“Our Marxist-Socialist beat up your Marxist-Socialist”


11 posted on 03/07/2014 8:47:55 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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12 posted on 03/07/2014 8:48:59 PM PST by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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Who would win in a fistfight: Putin or Obama?

What a silly question. That's like asking who would win a fight between a bunny and a tiger. A better question would be: How many seconds would it take for Putin to knock Obama unconscious?

13 posted on 03/07/2014 8:49:50 PM PST by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: MaxMax

I hope someone posts on George W, jumping into the fray to fight for his security guys.

Reagan was a river life guard, considered the best in the region, he was obviously physically brave, and of course he was athletic.

Reagan attended college on an athletic scholarship, he played football, ran track, captained the swim team, and served as student council president.


14 posted on 03/07/2014 8:50:52 PM PST by ansel12
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To: Cen-Tejas

***if Putin could catch him.....***

Only because Obama would be s#!tting a stream Putin couldn’t run through!


15 posted on 03/07/2014 8:52:16 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Punky Brewster would kick Obama’s arse!!!


16 posted on 03/07/2014 8:52:32 PM PST by Organic Panic
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Sarah Palin would win.

I'm flattered that the Daily Caller liked my post from Tuesday:

In A Fistfight Between Putin & Obama, Who Would Win?
moi - Tuesday, March 4, 2014
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3129573/posts

Looks like I still got "it". ;-)

17 posted on 03/07/2014 8:53:21 PM PST by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: Impala64ssa


18 posted on 03/07/2014 8:53:27 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Organic Panic

Sarah Palin would kick Obama’s ass.


19 posted on 03/07/2014 8:54:04 PM PST by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
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To: Impala64ssa

100% for Putin against Barack - 70/30 against Michelle ...


20 posted on 03/07/2014 9:01:04 PM PST by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: Impala64ssa

For the life of me I cannot picture Barak Obama throwing a punch.


21 posted on 03/07/2014 9:03:53 PM PST by jughandle
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To: MaxMax

As much as I like seeing our resident community organizer kicked in the nutz by Putin, Putin needs carefully scripted photo ops for propaganda’s sake. The lil bitch couldn’t fly an F-102 or take the helm incoming to a carrier (post career). You can’t script flying in to an ACTIVE combat zone as Prez and serving our troops a turkey dinner. The guy (Bush) has balls. Period. Putin might be former KGB (a task to be certain) however he’s filling an easy vacuum at the moment thanks to mr. mom pants.


22 posted on 03/07/2014 9:06:34 PM PST by Ghost of SVR4 (So many are so hopelessly dependent on the government that they will fight to protect it.)
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To: Impala64ssa

I was listening to Levin maybe a week ago, a person called up and seemed to be speaking in defense of Putin.

It really pissed Levin off. He couldn’t understand why anyone would do that.

I think it’s pretty easy to understand.

Putin commands respect, like him or not. Humans, like animals, recognize and respond to strength.

Weakness invites aggression.

That is just the way of things.

No one respects Obama, except the unbelievable sissies of the GOP. Everyone else can see this “person” for what “it” is.

I would love to see a 5 round MMA match between Putin and Princess Obama.

Not only would I put my money on Putin, I’d be cheering for him too.

Our president is panty waste.


23 posted on 03/07/2014 9:09:05 PM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: jughandle
For the life of me I cannot picture Barak Obama throwing a punch.

He could with a shitload of secret service behind him; the question is would you die laughing at how it did nothing or by the hail of bullets from his hand picked SS because you didn't immediately fake a fall?

24 posted on 03/07/2014 9:10:17 PM PST by Ghost of SVR4 (So many are so hopelessly dependent on the government that they will fight to protect it.)
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To: DoughtyOne

This is a joke, right?


25 posted on 03/07/2014 9:11:14 PM PST by Rembrandt (Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
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To: Impala64ssa

I can see it now.

O: I dare you to cross this line.

P: Whaaaam!!!

..8..9..10


26 posted on 03/07/2014 9:12:26 PM PST by Rembrandt (Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
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To: Cen-Tejas

You can’t catch me, I’m The Gingerbread Man!


27 posted on 03/07/2014 9:16:06 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Impala64ssa

Putin would win at fistfighting.
Obama would win at fisting.


28 posted on 03/07/2014 9:17:14 PM PST by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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To: BykrBayb

“Obama would win at fisting.”

As Reggie Love can surely verify...


29 posted on 03/07/2014 9:20:31 PM PST by Pelham (If you do not deport it is amnesty by default.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

If the Kenyan sends her in as a ringer, Putin is finished! ;)


30 posted on 03/07/2014 9:20:58 PM PST by Frank_2001
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To: Impala64ssa

It’s to the point where even Lindsey Graham(R?) will put his fists on his hips, curse and spit at the ground when certain names are mentioned.


31 posted on 03/07/2014 9:21:05 PM PST by lee martell
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To: chris37

Yup. Once I might even have defended Carter. After watching what liberals did to Bush? Not a chance in hell.

I’d buy Putin a beer.


32 posted on 03/07/2014 9:23:32 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

Let me amend that. I’d buy Putin a beer and if Levin or anyone else didn’t like it they could KMA.


33 posted on 03/07/2014 9:25:39 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: chris37
The real fun is going to start when Serbian and possibly Russian tanks roll back into Kosovo and heave all the albunnies.

Vladimir Putin is beyond any doubt the best ruler Russia has ever had since Tsar Peter andr Bork Obunga is the worst ruler any advanced state has ever had since Nero and you might need to go back to the days of Alley Oop to find anything to really compare Obunga to. The only other thing which comes to mind as a comparision would be one of Richard Pryor's impersonations of Idi Amin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkq8xYb2hGU

34 posted on 03/07/2014 9:35:22 PM PST by varmintman
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To: Norm Lenhart

You got it. I hate to say it but the conservative talk hosts are almost all out to lunch on this one.


35 posted on 03/07/2014 9:37:50 PM PST by varmintman
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Here’s what gets me. Putin is no fan of “America”. We all know that. No one thinks he is, as I said on another post, Michael the Archangel in a big fur hat. However...

Does no one think that the NSA bullsXit and all the other crap Zero pulled comes with American loyalty attached? He screwed us all. We are supposed to staik our junk out there in his defense? Not friggin likely.

He brought this scorn shame et all ON US ALL. Actions have consequences. And yes it royally sucks that he is considered an American, much less our President. But he earned this. And that’s the bottom line. Levin and the rest can pound salt. It’s a conservative principle to take responsibility and pay the price of ones actions. America elected the idiot twice. Now the bill is due.


36 posted on 03/07/2014 9:43:54 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Impala64ssa

"You Brute! You Brute! You Vicious Brute!"

37 posted on 03/07/2014 9:46:06 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Norm Lenhart

It’s worse than that. I mean, did anybody really think that Vladimir Putin was going to sit there and watch George Soros, Monsanto, the US State Dept. and a bunch of street thugs around Kiev just walk off with the Ukraine?? I mean, what are they smokin....


38 posted on 03/07/2014 9:47:14 PM PST by varmintman
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Smoking Liberalism. Lest we forget, Soros is a wanted man in Russia. That we have been harboring in violation of a LOT of international treaties and laws.

As for the rest, none of it is our call. We willingly pissed that away some time ago. And while Zero reigns with help from both parties, we have no moral high ground to stand on and preach from.


39 posted on 03/07/2014 9:50:31 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Impala64ssa
Oh, I misread the title. I thought it was a fistfight between Palin and Obama. I think Palin would win.
40 posted on 03/07/2014 9:54:21 PM PST by Kevmo ("A person's a person, no matter how small" ~Horton Hears a Who)
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To: Impala64ssa

Is slapping allowed?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6KQjoI7Jb7o


41 posted on 03/07/2014 9:56:24 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

I think what you are saying is that Obama would be Putin in
his mom pants.


42 posted on 03/07/2014 10:00:08 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal red turf)
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To: Norm Lenhart

One thing you have to ask yourself, what do you think would have happened to some idiot clown like Soros doing bear raids on the English currency when Churchill was PM of The UK??


43 posted on 03/07/2014 10:01:26 PM PST by varmintman
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More like “How fast would George Soros and any one associated with him ceased to be?”

The good old days, when men knew the location of their testicles and didn’t fear their use.


44 posted on 03/07/2014 10:05:23 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Impala64ssa
Whosyadaddy
45 posted on 03/07/2014 10:33:35 PM PST by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Putin is no fan of the ‘UNITED STATES’ of America. I cringe every time anytime I hear/see America used for a specific political concern. I realize this might be considered personal over coloring as to/in the words such being intended as ‘America the Beautiful’ but in cases some delineation seems better fitted/suited. Recall the title is ‘The Constitution of the United States’ as is the words. No America is included. There are many persons who would like to make the United States just a subject nation of America. Obama being one person if circumstances are necessary for him and his enablers to ‘change’ this Nation. It irritated me when even the Bushs wanted to go against our independence.


46 posted on 03/07/2014 10:35:45 PM PST by noinfringers2 ( /*)
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To: Norm Lenhart
I can respect Mr. Putin. Fortunately for them, the Russians have a leader, like him or not.

As opposed to us. We don't have a leader; rather, we have a talking turd with a rudimentary ability to read a teleprompter.

So in one corner, you'd have Putin, a decisive man of action. In the other corner, you'd have a talking turd.

I'd bet on Putin to win by KO in the 1st.
47 posted on 03/07/2014 10:41:34 PM PST by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: Milton Miteybad

It’s a historical reality. People back the strong horse. Those that go with weakness become footnotes in that history serving only as examples to avoid.

Worse, most of this planet cannot live with freedom. They crave domination. Muslims...billions. Chinese...billions. Liberals...

Respect is earned and Putin, for all his faults, earned it through a LACK of weakness. He believes in something. By our standard it’s the WRONG something. But he’s unwaivering in it.

As opposed to Zero, the Dems and the GOP. They are omitted only to the prevailing winds of circumstance.


48 posted on 03/07/2014 10:58:57 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Impala64ssa

I first read it as Palin vs. Obama. Didn’t change my vote.


49 posted on 03/08/2014 1:59:24 AM PST by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Has anyone noticed that obozo has lost weight..check out his child-like skinny wrists and neck..his big ears stick out more these days and I recently saw a pic of him with hollow, dead eyes..rotting piece of evil shyt that he is.

I'd love to see Putin use one hand and squash that cockroach with one slap...then, of course, it will be our turn to do the same to Putin, for what HE stands for. What goes around comes around...we will have our day.

50 posted on 03/08/2014 2:03:34 AM PST by itssme
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