Skip to comments.Who would win in a fistfight: Putin or Obama? [POLL]
Posted on 03/07/2014 8:35:19 PM PST by Impala64ssa
In a fistfight between the leader of the free world and the leader of the not-so-free world, who would win?
Lets examine both President Barack Obama and President Vladimir Putins exercise routines, sheer manliness, athletic prowess, celebrity friends, alcohol consumption and friendliness toward animals to determine who would win.
Can a poll like this come in at roughly 500% vs -500%? LMAO
I think I see some smoke coming out of the polling box.
This could utterly destroy the thing!
Okay let’s be realistic.
Who was the other guy?
There would only be two hits. Putin would hit Obama, Obama then would hit the ground.
And that would only be if Putin could catch him.....
Bush would kick both their asses.
Is the Magic Johnson rule in effect?
We need yes and yes!
Hail to the Dear Leader!
C. WE all lose.
Some interesting comments, too. This one made me LOL:
"Obama could probably put more things up his butt than Putin..."
Bumper sticker in Moscow:
“Our Marxist-Socialist beat up your Marxist-Socialist”
What a silly question. That's like asking who would win a fight between a bunny and a tiger. A better question would be: How many seconds would it take for Putin to knock Obama unconscious?
I hope someone posts on George W, jumping into the fray to fight for his security guys.
Reagan was a river life guard, considered the best in the region, he was obviously physically brave, and of course he was athletic.
Reagan attended college on an athletic scholarship, he played football, ran track, captained the swim team, and served as student council president.
***if Putin could catch him.....***
Only because Obama would be s#!tting a stream Putin couldn’t run through!
Punky Brewster would kick Obama’s arse!!!
I'm flattered that the Daily Caller liked my post from Tuesday:
In A Fistfight Between Putin & Obama, Who Would Win?
moi - Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Looks like I still got "it". ;-)
Sarah Palin would kick Obama’s ass.
100% for Putin against Barack - 70/30 against Michelle ...
For the life of me I cannot picture Barak Obama throwing a punch.
As much as I like seeing our resident community organizer kicked in the nutz by Putin, Putin needs carefully scripted photo ops for propaganda’s sake. The lil bitch couldn’t fly an F-102 or take the helm incoming to a carrier (post career). You can’t script flying in to an ACTIVE combat zone as Prez and serving our troops a turkey dinner. The guy (Bush) has balls. Period. Putin might be former KGB (a task to be certain) however he’s filling an easy vacuum at the moment thanks to mr. mom pants.
I was listening to Levin maybe a week ago, a person called up and seemed to be speaking in defense of Putin.
It really pissed Levin off. He couldn’t understand why anyone would do that.
I think it’s pretty easy to understand.
Putin commands respect, like him or not. Humans, like animals, recognize and respond to strength.
Weakness invites aggression.
That is just the way of things.
No one respects Obama, except the unbelievable sissies of the GOP. Everyone else can see this “person” for what “it” is.
I would love to see a 5 round MMA match between Putin and Princess Obama.
Not only would I put my money on Putin, I’d be cheering for him too.
Our president is panty waste.
He could with a shitload of secret service behind him; the question is would you die laughing at how it did nothing or by the hail of bullets from his hand picked SS because you didn't immediately fake a fall?
This is a joke, right?
I can see it now.
O: I dare you to cross this line.
You can’t catch me, I’m The Gingerbread Man!
Putin would win at fistfighting.
Obama would win at fisting.
“Obama would win at fisting.”
As Reggie Love can surely verify...
If the Kenyan sends her in as a ringer, Putin is finished! ;)
It’s to the point where even Lindsey Graham(R?) will put his fists on his hips, curse and spit at the ground when certain names are mentioned.
Yup. Once I might even have defended Carter. After watching what liberals did to Bush? Not a chance in hell.
I’d buy Putin a beer.
Let me amend that. I’d buy Putin a beer and if Levin or anyone else didn’t like it they could KMA.
Vladimir Putin is beyond any doubt the best ruler Russia has ever had since Tsar Peter andr Bork Obunga is the worst ruler any advanced state has ever had since Nero and you might need to go back to the days of Alley Oop to find anything to really compare Obunga to. The only other thing which comes to mind as a comparision would be one of Richard Pryor's impersonations of Idi Amin.
You got it. I hate to say it but the conservative talk hosts are almost all out to lunch on this one.
Here’s what gets me. Putin is no fan of “America”. We all know that. No one thinks he is, as I said on another post, Michael the Archangel in a big fur hat. However...
Does no one think that the NSA bullsXit and all the other crap Zero pulled comes with American loyalty attached? He screwed us all. We are supposed to staik our junk out there in his defense? Not friggin likely.
He brought this scorn shame et all ON US ALL. Actions have consequences. And yes it royally sucks that he is considered an American, much less our President. But he earned this. And that’s the bottom line. Levin and the rest can pound salt. It’s a conservative principle to take responsibility and pay the price of ones actions. America elected the idiot twice. Now the bill is due.
"You Brute! You Brute! You Vicious Brute!"
It’s worse than that. I mean, did anybody really think that Vladimir Putin was going to sit there and watch George Soros, Monsanto, the US State Dept. and a bunch of street thugs around Kiev just walk off with the Ukraine?? I mean, what are they smokin....
Smoking Liberalism. Lest we forget, Soros is a wanted man in Russia. That we have been harboring in violation of a LOT of international treaties and laws.
As for the rest, none of it is our call. We willingly pissed that away some time ago. And while Zero reigns with help from both parties, we have no moral high ground to stand on and preach from.
Is slapping allowed?
I think what you are saying is that Obama would be Putin in
his mom pants.
One thing you have to ask yourself, what do you think would have happened to some idiot clown like Soros doing bear raids on the English currency when Churchill was PM of The UK??
More like “How fast would George Soros and any one associated with him ceased to be?”
The good old days, when men knew the location of their testicles and didn’t fear their use.
Putin is no fan of the ‘UNITED STATES’ of America. I cringe every time anytime I hear/see America used for a specific political concern. I realize this might be considered personal over coloring as to/in the words such being intended as ‘America the Beautiful’ but in cases some delineation seems better fitted/suited. Recall the title is ‘The Constitution of the United States’ as is the words. No America is included. There are many persons who would like to make the United States just a subject nation of America. Obama being one person if circumstances are necessary for him and his enablers to ‘change’ this Nation. It irritated me when even the Bushs wanted to go against our independence.
It’s a historical reality. People back the strong horse. Those that go with weakness become footnotes in that history serving only as examples to avoid.
Worse, most of this planet cannot live with freedom. They crave domination. Muslims...billions. Chinese...billions. Liberals...
Respect is earned and Putin, for all his faults, earned it through a LACK of weakness. He believes in something. By our standard it’s the WRONG something. But he’s unwaivering in it.
As opposed to Zero, the Dems and the GOP. They are omitted only to the prevailing winds of circumstance.
I first read it as Palin vs. Obama. Didn’t change my vote.
I'd love to see Putin use one hand and squash that cockroach with one slap...then, of course, it will be our turn to do the same to Putin, for what HE stands for. What goes around comes around...we will have our day.