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This Children’s Book Is Super Adorable And Just Happens To Have A Gay Protagonist (barf alert)
Buzz Feed ^ | March 10, 2014 | Aaron Calvin and Arianna Rebolini

Posted on 03/12/2014 1:34:26 AM PDT by Salman

new children’s book from author Daniel Errico, The Bravest Knight Who Ever Lived is a classic fairy tale, but with a twist: the main character just happens to be gay.

(Excerpt) Read more at buzzfeed.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda
Sample pictures at link.

Yes they are after children. Was there ever any doubt?

1 posted on 03/12/2014 1:34:26 AM PDT by Salman
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To: Salman

“Just happens to be” what a crock!


2 posted on 03/12/2014 1:49:44 AM PDT by melsec (Once a Jolly Swagman camped by a Billabong.)
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To: Salman

“Super adorable” That describes a puppy or a kitten, not this crock of crap.


3 posted on 03/12/2014 1:57:03 AM PDT by verga (Poor spiritual health is often manifested with poor physical health.)
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To: Salman

The freaks always seem to target children


4 posted on 03/12/2014 1:58:54 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Salman

I just wrote a children’s book and it features a two-headed turtle that isn’t gay. If I might be allowed to self promote, try http://preview.tinyurl.com/lcj58p2 to purchase. To get it for free, try here: http://preview.tinyurl.com/kpodrb4 use download code ZV87U . Okay, I am done self promoting, well there is this story here: http://tinyurl.com/k8tab2c that came out yesterday. Enjoy!


5 posted on 03/12/2014 2:06:56 AM PDT by abigkahuna (Here now and whatever....)
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To: GeronL

Because they are vulnerable, but more importantly, the future.


6 posted on 03/12/2014 2:07:06 AM PDT by john drake (Lucius Accius-Roman,170 BC - "oderint dum metuant" translated "Let them hate so long as they fear")
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To: john drake

Bump


7 posted on 03/12/2014 2:11:09 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: abigkahuna

I still think it’s excellent material for an animated folm


8 posted on 03/12/2014 2:12:12 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: abigkahuna

I still think it’s excellent material for an animated film


9 posted on 03/12/2014 2:12:24 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Salman

“Now, foul dragon, feel my lance...keep feeling it...I’ll tell you when to stop...”


10 posted on 03/12/2014 2:12:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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>> the main character just happens to be gay.

Meaning he sucked.


11 posted on 03/12/2014 2:16:08 AM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Salman

The Bravest Fag Who Ever Lived


12 posted on 03/12/2014 2:21:30 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: Salman
Make an account at Amazon.

Download the free kindle app for pc, etc.

Then you can get this, which is currently free:
Beatrix Potter Illustrated Collection: 22 Books, 660 Illustrations, Peter Rabbit, Benjamin Bunny and Many More! [Kindle Edition]

13 posted on 03/12/2014 2:24:05 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Berlin_Freeper

http://beforeitsnews.com/obama/2014/03/irrefutable-proof-that-michelle-obama-is-a-man-247-2461574.html


14 posted on 03/12/2014 3:30:15 AM PDT by Therapsid
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To: Salman; PJ-Comix; Lazmataz; little jeremiah
Meanwhile, in a real life scenario, the king wouldn't be standing idly in the background smiling vacantly during the wedding; he'd be ranting about the continuation of the family line for obvious reasons.

The best that 'the bravest knight who ever lived' would hope for is to be the prince's mistress. The more likely scenario would be a reenactment of this scene from Braveheart.

But we can't have reality intruding, now can we?

15 posted on 03/12/2014 4:28:17 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst.)
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To: abigkahuna

Nice! Better to light a candle than complain about the darkness. Well done.


16 posted on 03/12/2014 4:49:09 AM PDT by Mycroft Holmes (<= Mash name for HTML Xampp PHP C JavaScript primer. Programming for everyone.)
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To: Salman

exactly, youths have less powers of resistance.


17 posted on 03/12/2014 5:07:57 AM PDT by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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To: Salman

18 posted on 03/12/2014 5:36:35 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: melsec

Yes, what they really mean by “happens to be gay” is that likely both the prince and the knight were buggered by pedophiles at a young age. Wish they would start adding this to the narrative.


19 posted on 03/12/2014 6:37:05 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: Salman

***The Bravest Knight Who Ever Lived is a classic fairy tale,*****

Somehow the jokes just write themselves. A “fairy” tale indeed.


20 posted on 03/12/2014 7:53:56 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Salman

With an armored colostomy bag?


21 posted on 03/12/2014 7:56:55 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: servo1969

Does he try to explain Battle Tactics to his boyfriend’s father Long Shanks?


22 posted on 03/12/2014 8:39:38 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Salman

I looked at the sample pictures.

And now I’m feeling a bit nauseous.


23 posted on 03/12/2014 10:04:46 AM PDT by mojito (Zero, our Nero.)
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To: Salman

Why are these rooster suckers obsessed with kids?


24 posted on 03/12/2014 10:06:20 AM PDT by Darren McCarty (Abortion - legalized murder for convenience)
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To: abigkahuna

For those that have ventured to Smashwords.com, you may have been downloading the sample of the book. The code given above is good for the whole book (until March 27). It is available in any format required, including pdf. If you scroll down just a bit more on the page, there are the buttons for full download.

Of course you will be asked to sign up to smashwords. Just use one of your auxiliary emails if you desire.

Why did I go the e-books route? It is simple. If you are finally chosen by one of the big publishing houses, you would have say a couple of weeks on the shelf. If your book did not sell, then it is boxed up and sent to the book dungeon. With an e-book, as long as there is electricity, it is out there in the aether. It can easily be revised, relaunched with a new cover, whatever. In fact, in the future I am going to revise the book with several illustration plates at the major chapter breaks.

It is a wholesome story. No agendas. Some very mild poking at media and political figures in generality. The story is about a little girl that lost her turtle. It is not just any turtle, but Zack and Mack, a two-headed turtle. I won’t give away any spoilers. I will say that the story is suitable for all humans, but written with eight to fourteen year olds in mind. The writing level pegged out at around 4.8. So it is around a fourth to fifth grade level book (according to Microsoft word).

Download it for free. If you liked the story, I would encourage you to go back and write a nice review. If you didn’t like it...Hey, whaddyah expect from a two-headed turtle?!

BTW, I have been attempting to insert the book in conservative streams. I have tweeted it to various areas in twitter-land. If anyone has any good specific target marketing ideas, please pm me.

My goal was to create a story that was wholesome,;without witches, vampires, lust, and normalized perversion.

I hope I haven’t crossed forum boundaries with such self-promotion. If so, I apologize in advance.


25 posted on 03/12/2014 12:24:04 PM PDT by abigkahuna (Here now and whatever....)
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To: FamiliarFace

Yes or if a female they were probably interfered with by their father or a similar male authority figure or were without a father at all but abused by other males!

Mel


26 posted on 03/12/2014 4:35:56 PM PDT by melsec (Once a Jolly Swagman camped by a Billabong.)
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