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Chinese ridicule Malaysia’s recruitment of (Muslim)‘witch doctor’ to track missing plane
South China Morning News ^ | 3/12/2014 | South China Morning News

Posted on 03/12/2014 8:01:56 AM PDT by Dallas59

Chinese netizens have mocked reports that the Malaysian government invited a witch doctor to help hunt for the missing state carrier's plane amid increasing criticism of the search and rescue operation.

Malaysian media reported that Ibrahim Mat Zin, a famous “bomoh” [shaman] also known as the Raja Bomoh Sedunia Nujum VIP, performed a prayer at Kuala Lumpur International Airport on Monday to help locate the missing MH370, allegedly at the invitation of one of the country’s top leaders.

“I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea,” he was quoted by Free Malaysia Today as saying.

(Excerpt) Read more at scmp.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: china; iran; islam; malaysia; mh370; plane; waronterror; witch

1 posted on 03/12/2014 8:01:56 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

Witch doctor? What would HE know?

They need to call Miss Cleo.


2 posted on 03/12/2014 8:02:52 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Dallas59

Hey the shamans can’t do any worse than the Malaysian military and aeronautical experts.

Someone just needs to throw a water bottle at them occasionally to keep them honest.


3 posted on 03/12/2014 8:05:57 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: Dallas59

Wouldn’t it be funny if he found it.


4 posted on 03/12/2014 8:06:41 AM PDT by Viennacon
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To: Dallas59

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
“Witch Doctor (Classic Version)”

[DJ:]
Yeah! In The Place To Be!
Chipmunks On The M I C!
Witch Doctor!
Everybody Get can they do it!
(can they do it)
Come On People Let’s Get To It!
(let’s get to it)
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Everybody Hit The Floor!
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Here’s The Chipmunks Here We Go!

[Chipmunks:]
I Told The Witch Doctor I Was In Love With You!
I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn’t Love Me true!
And Then The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Do!
He Said That:

Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang

YO DJ PUMP THIS PARTY!

[DJ:]
Everybody can they do it! (go! go! go!)
(can they do it)
Come On People Let’s Get To It! (go! go! go!)
(let’s get to it)
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Everybody Hit The Floor!
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Here’s The Chipmunks Here We Go!
ALVIN! SIMON! THEODORE!

[Chipmunks:]
I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn’t Love Me True
I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn’t Love Me Nice
And Then The Witch Doctor He Gave Me This Advice
He Said To Me, Whoa! Ya He Said To Me!

Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang

[Girl:]
Ya You’ve Been Keeping Love From Me,
And That’s Not Very Smart! (not very smart)
So I Went Out And Found Myself Someone
Who’d Tell Me How To Win Your Heart!
(Whoa! Yeah!)

My Friend The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Say
My Friend The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Do
I Know That You’ll Be Mine When I Say This To You Whoa! Oh Baby Baby!

[DJ:]
Everybody can they do it! (go! go! go!)
(can they do it)
Come On People Let’s Get To It! (go! go! go!)
(let’s get to it)
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Everybody Hit The Floor!
Come On shake, Come On Roll!
Here’s The Chipmunks Here We Go!

[Chipmunks:]
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the walla walla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang

Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the walla walla bingbang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang


5 posted on 03/12/2014 8:06:54 AM PDT by Red Badger (LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
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To: Dallas59

“I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea,”....

::::::::

Brilliant. This is just the kind of help that is needed. /s


6 posted on 03/12/2014 8:07:13 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: Dallas59

Ooo,eee,ooh-ah-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang.....


7 posted on 03/12/2014 8:09:55 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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To: Dallas59

“I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea,” he was quoted by Free Malaysia Today as saying.

Profound.

Muslims never cease to amaze me.


8 posted on 03/12/2014 8:27:04 AM PDT by ZULU (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: Red Badger

:)

Which witch doctor?


9 posted on 03/12/2014 8:27:35 AM PDT by ZULU (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: Dallas59
“I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea,”

So if some moment, any moment, you hear the sound of jet engines flying atop the overcast - engines that sound searching and lost - engines that sound desperate - shoot up a flare or do something. That would be MH370 trying to get home - from The Twilight Zone.

10 posted on 03/12/2014 8:32:28 AM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: EagleUSA

“Brilliant. This is just the kind of help that is needed. /s”

Yep, really nailing this one down.


11 posted on 03/12/2014 8:41:34 AM PDT by FAA
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To: Dallas59

Me too .. LOL


12 posted on 03/12/2014 8:47:31 AM PDT by tomkat (3%+1)
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To: EagleUSA
Plan B!.


13 posted on 03/12/2014 8:50:00 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Jesus came to Save not Entertain / Ground John Kerry Now!)
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To: ZULU

14 posted on 03/12/2014 8:52:10 AM PDT by Red Badger (LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
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To: ZULU

That looks like a witch doctor to me.
Now the IRS, NSA, TSA, CIA and Homeland Security are apparently now Obama’s Ton Ton Macoutes.


15 posted on 03/12/2014 8:56:58 AM PDT by ZULU (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: Dallas59
Chinese ridicule Malaysia’s recruitment of (Muslim)‘witch doctor’ to track missing plane

Hmmm. Aren't these the same people that believe that rhino horns, bear bile, and tiger penises have medicinal properties?

16 posted on 03/12/2014 9:02:30 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Dallas59


17 posted on 03/12/2014 9:06:27 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

What is a netizen?


18 posted on 03/12/2014 9:23:06 AM PDT by DocJhn
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To: DocJhn

Well that was enlightening! I did not know that word existed!
I will learn to Google before posting!


19 posted on 03/12/2014 9:25:19 AM PDT by DocJhn
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To: DocJhn

Ok now, who has the words for Magic Carpet Ride?
~~~

We are one.
We are netizens.
~~~


20 posted on 03/12/2014 9:34:04 AM PDT by BigIsleGal (Wake Me Up When the Stupid Wears Off)
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To: DocJhn

Chinese Netizen


21 posted on 03/12/2014 9:40:45 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Dallas59
"I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea"

Worth every penny....

22 posted on 03/12/2014 10:04:43 AM PDT by Aqua Buddhist
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To: JoeProBono

A bird in the net is worth 2 fish in the boat! Besides he likes chicken better!


23 posted on 03/12/2014 11:12:26 AM PDT by DocJhn
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To: DocJhn

That looks like a lucky rig. I’ll be sure to ask for #33 when I book my fishing trip! Cool Oar!


24 posted on 03/12/2014 11:15:04 AM PDT by DocJhn
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To: Dallas59

Syncretism at work. Someone call AQ on the infidels.


25 posted on 03/12/2014 2:28:21 PM PDT by Amberdawn
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