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SOMALI SUICIDE BOMBER KILLS SELF
AP/Drudge ^ | 15 Mar 2014

Posted on 03/15/2014 7:41:27 AM PDT by shove_it

MOGADISHU, Somalia (AP) -- A Somali police officer says a suicide car bomber accidentally detonated his explosives near a popular hotel in the Somali capital.

Capt. Mohamed Hussein said the bomber appeared to have prematurely detonated his explosives-laden car Saturday as he tried to park near a hotel. No others were hurt or killed in the blast...

(Excerpt) Read more at hosted.ap.org ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; islamonazism; muslimworld; oops; religionofpieces; somalia; suicidebomber
Another Darwin Award Winner.
1 posted on 03/15/2014 7:41:27 AM PDT by shove_it
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2 posted on 03/15/2014 7:44:04 AM PDT by Salamander (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: shove_it; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Maybe he was testing it out first.


3 posted on 03/15/2014 7:44:06 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: shove_it

Sub-human animals.

(With apologies to real animals everywhere)


4 posted on 03/15/2014 7:44:21 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: shove_it

Poor car. Senseless abuse of an automobile.


5 posted on 03/15/2014 7:44:53 AM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: shove_it

Mohammadarwin Award?


6 posted on 03/15/2014 7:44:59 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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To: shove_it

Inspected by BOOM!


7 posted on 03/15/2014 7:47:34 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: shove_it

Reminds me of a favorite VW commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBXXtvyZaVY


8 posted on 03/15/2014 7:47:37 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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To: shove_it

Those muslims are some murdering bastards. Sounds like one fine religion.


9 posted on 03/15/2014 7:47:40 AM PDT by boycott
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To: shove_it

I love reading good news!!!


10 posted on 03/15/2014 7:48:01 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: shove_it
Premature detonation is so humiliating.
11 posted on 03/15/2014 7:48:58 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If Barack Hussein Obama entertains a thought that he does not verbalize, is it still a lie?)
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To: shove_it

The new guy... he tried to practice.


12 posted on 03/15/2014 7:51:27 AM PDT by csivils
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To: shove_it

Sounds like he forgot to take his Dieagra {diennefill killemall} supplements.
Nobody likes a lack of performance.


13 posted on 03/15/2014 7:52:52 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: shove_it

This is how jeff dunham got achmed the dead terrorist


14 posted on 03/15/2014 7:53:12 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (Zippy the a##clown sez..............)
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To: shove_it

Does this count as a hate crime? /sarc.


15 posted on 03/15/2014 7:54:55 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: BykrBayb

LOL That was my first thought. I love that commercial.


16 posted on 03/15/2014 7:59:00 AM PDT by Grammy (He frustrates the devices of the crafty, so that they cannot carry out their plans. Job 5:12)
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To: shove_it
Was he driving a Volkswagen?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-QE80Sn9AE
17 posted on 03/15/2014 7:59:02 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: a fool in paradise

Man, finding a parking space in downtown Mogadishu is murder.


18 posted on 03/15/2014 8:01:34 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: shove_it

Another case of Muslim Premature Enboomulation. Yippee!


19 posted on 03/15/2014 8:06:01 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("H)
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To: shove_it
the bomber appeared to have prematurely detonated his explosives-laden car Saturday as he tried to park

Didn't want to pay the meter?

20 posted on 03/15/2014 8:13:14 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: shove_it

“Watch carefully, Achmed, I am only going to show you how to do this once...”


21 posted on 03/15/2014 8:27:31 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: shove_it

Premature detonation. I think I remember learning about that when I was in high school.


22 posted on 03/15/2014 8:40:05 AM PDT by KevinB (Barack Hussein Obama: Proof-positive that affirmative action does not work.)
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To: shove_it
Does this mean he only gets 36 virgins? He got half the job done.
23 posted on 03/15/2014 8:45:17 AM PDT by Know et al (Let's keep the Freep!!!)
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To: headstamp 2

Yes, radical Islam is really a religion of “pieces.”

They do have jobs like this that can really get you a “head”, and an arm, a leg, and make you a couple feet shorter.

Plus, the camels are happy!


24 posted on 03/15/2014 8:48:57 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: shove_it

doesn’t sound premature to me


25 posted on 03/15/2014 9:02:28 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: shove_it

“Somali suicide bomber kills himself”

Suicide bombing done right!


26 posted on 03/15/2014 9:04:01 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: BykrBayb

bttt


27 posted on 03/15/2014 9:07:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: shove_it; Admin Moderator

Can’t remember the name of the vid... I THINK I remember it being from Syria...... wouldn’t want to show it here anyway (was on LiveLeak, and probably still is)..
But, there was a Vid about a year or so ago that had a suicide bomber took out a marketplace. One of the people killed was pretty much separated from his body.. leaving only part of skin from head (I am leaving out lots of details..) to the skin from one side of his body (about half or his torso)..

His “friend”, immediately ran up and grabbed the part that was left (singular, since that ‘part was still all attached) .. and wrapped it around his head and shoulders like a mink coat, and ran around screaming for ‘his lost friend’... Can’t remember if the ‘skinned’ guy was the bomber, or a victim, but I could never imagine doing something like to a fallen soldier next to me NOR a friend this had happened to. It made me sick to my stomach that I even watched the vid... but the insanity (or faked friendship) is even more sickening to those of us that actually tried to stop this from happening..

Admin Mod(s), I totally understand if you pull this post.. but just telling what is not seen by many... (the insaneness and what the ROP will do to gather sympathy).

Bikk


28 posted on 03/15/2014 9:24:42 AM PDT by Bikkuri ( those would have been affected.)
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To: no-to-illegals
This one also warms my heart!

Gang of 21 of Iraqi terrorists accidentally blow themselves up - while making promotional video about the joys of suicide bombing

29 posted on 03/15/2014 9:41:49 AM PDT by Baynative (Got bulbs? Check my profile page.)
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To: shove_it

Obviously this guy’s car wasn’t equipped with parking assist ...


30 posted on 03/15/2014 9:45:24 AM PDT by Vesparado (The American people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard --- HL Mencken)
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To: Baynative

I too Love Those Failed terrorist assembly plants. Bless their little hearts!


31 posted on 03/15/2014 9:45:48 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: shove_it

Last words of the POS were “Alafubar akhbar!”

Too bad the POS made a big mess.


32 posted on 03/15/2014 10:03:15 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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To: shove_it

Cool


33 posted on 03/15/2014 10:07:21 AM PDT by Steel Shoe
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To: Smokin' Joe

“Watch carefully, Achmed, I am only going to show you how to do this once...”


“and everytime ya hear a bang, the’re a Wanker short.”
(Billy Connolly)


34 posted on 03/15/2014 10:28:16 AM PDT by Rumplemeyer (The GOP should stand its ground - and fix Bayonets)
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To: BykrBayb

You beat me.


35 posted on 03/15/2014 1:35:03 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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