Skip to comments.DEMOCRATS RECEIVE A ROBOCALL FROM NANCY PELOSI
Posted on 03/16/2014 5:18:04 AM PDT by Liz
"Good morning, kindly Democrats. We all know that Americans are scum------TOTAL COWARDS ON THE SUBJECT OF RACE....clinging to their Bibles and guns. Nevertheless, we tolerant and compassionate Democrats, kindly conferred free universal healthcare on Americans.
Yes, kindly Democrats, for the first time, out of the goodness of our Democrat hearts, we bestowed healthcare on those cowardly misogynist, racist, homophobic tea-drinking Americans.
Our benevolent leader decreed...er, I mean.... Obama said..... we kindly Democrats take care of the citizenry, like a benevolent father cares for his child. And remember, all Americans get benefits, not just those evil one percenters---greedsters with money.
As the multitudes of uninsured Americans and illegal aliens get coverage for the very first time (pause as Nancy sobs into a kleenex), they will march to the polls to vote for us kindly Democrats---because we are the givers of all good governmental things.
By the way, kindly Democrats, I just spoke to der leader....er, I mean our leader......Obama assured me that your historic vote for Obamacare, even though you didn't know what was in it, will be amply rewarded. The check is in the mail.
Isnt it nice to know that Your aye vote enabled kindly democrats to sail to electoral victory because you stood up to the greedy medical-industrial complex?
And so I say, Democrats should not shy away from supporting the Affordable Care Act, even though that stupid Democrat Alex Sink lost the special congressional election in Florida and effectively sunk my chances of being Majority leader ever again.
Believe me it's been tough. I had to suckup every latno from here to the border---and I don't even like taco sauce (pause as Nancy gargles).
Dissing Obamacare is not a winning strategy for Republicans.....they'll soon find out."
I'll finish with a fashion note, DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz wants me to tell you your DNC-issued brown shirts will be delivered within the week."
Hi Im nancy pelosi and that sucking sound you hear is me!
This is gotta be a joke. Isn’t it?
Any live source or did you transcribe this?
If you like your mortician, you can keep your mortician ..period!
The future isn't going to be a fun place.