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Russian mockery sanctions against Obama
http://nedoblog.ru/ ^ | 20 March 2014

Posted on 03/20/2014 9:26:38 AM PDT by pobeda1945

Our company implements the following sanctaions against US President Barak Obama and US Congress members:

Barak Obama is not allowed to use toilet in our office. US Congressmen are not allowed to visit our canteen and our toilet. Barak Obama is not allowed to take bananas from the fridge.

Our company implements sanctions against:

- Barak Obama

- John McCain

- John Kerry

- Catherine Ashton

and Angela Merkel (sorry, dear).

They cannot enter our office!

SANCTIONS

Barak Obama is not allowed to approach me closer than 40 meters


TOPICS: Russia
KEYWORDS: laughingstock; momjeans; obama; ridicule; russia; sanctions; thecatcher; ukraine; viktoryanukovich; yuliatymoshenko

1 posted on 03/20/2014 9:26:38 AM PDT by pobeda1945
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To: pobeda1945

Are they gonna cut off Barry’s telephone privileges?


2 posted on 03/20/2014 9:28:46 AM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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To: pobeda1945

Great looking babes!

NOT GUILTY!

“Pobeda” is quite appropriate - it means “victory” in Russian!


3 posted on 03/20/2014 9:29:11 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: pobeda1945

No respect at all!!!


4 posted on 03/20/2014 9:30:09 AM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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To: pobeda1945

Bravo comrade, great sense of humor and superior intelligence will humiliate and defeat damn capitalists! Get a cookie from the jar.


5 posted on 03/20/2014 9:30:11 AM PDT by Samogon (Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato)
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To: Jim Robinson

With hot Russian women?

I’m not on any sanctions list. But its a thought.


6 posted on 03/20/2014 9:30:17 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: pobeda1945
Barak Obama is not allowed to take bananas from the fridge.

That's thinly-veiled racism!

7 posted on 03/20/2014 9:30:38 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

Not so thinly!


8 posted on 03/20/2014 9:31:32 AM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

9 posted on 03/20/2014 9:32:11 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: pobeda1945
I'll bet "bapak obama" means in Russain:

"Putin is the pitcher, and MomJeans is the catcher"

10 posted on 03/20/2014 9:32:45 AM PDT by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: pobeda1945

I just heard they embargoed Harry Reid!! LMAO! If only we were that schmart!


11 posted on 03/20/2014 9:32:47 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
обезьяна obez'yana "monkey" in Russian
12 posted on 03/20/2014 9:32:49 AM PDT by jimbo123
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

Nice to see Russians have a sense of humor—I bet they have other “sanctions” that are un-printable.


13 posted on 03/20/2014 9:33:50 AM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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To: dfwgator

Either he’s hungry, or he’s wondering if it will fit...


14 posted on 03/20/2014 9:34:01 AM PDT by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: dfwgator

Let me give you a banana - it being the 69th anniversary of the Victory In The Great Patriotic War - 1941-1945.


15 posted on 03/20/2014 9:34:16 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: pobeda1945
Just curious, pobeda1945, what time is it where you are? :-)

16 posted on 03/20/2014 9:54:32 AM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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17 posted on 03/20/2014 9:55:14 AM PDT by Iron Munro (The future ain't what it use to be -- Yogi Berra)
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To: pobeda1945
Barak Obama is not allowed to use toilet in our office.

He doesn't need one. He's a toilet.

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Any more dis-rspect will be answered by 0b0z0's invasion of Russia!

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Otherwise, we could have a group hug.

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18 posted on 03/20/2014 10:08:31 AM PDT by melancholy
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Be careful Vlad. Barack might blow some of that smoke in your face. He's been blowing it up our asses for years now and is very, VERY good at it!


19 posted on 03/20/2014 10:15:34 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
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To: pobeda1945

Guess Obama is stuck with Sasquatch!


20 posted on 03/20/2014 10:23:17 AM PDT by Viennacon
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To: pobeda1945
"US President Barak Obama is not allowed to drink this juice, because it is a good juice, and you are a monkey and an offspring of hell!" ЛМАО!
21 posted on 03/20/2014 10:32:23 AM PDT by Psalm 144 (My citizenship is not here.)
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