Can you see that affirmative action Kenyan phony writing the Gettysburg Address? He couldn’t even correctly punctuate it, much less write it or understand it. How dare he compare himself to Lincoln in any way.
Four Score..... were those four on teams in my bracket?
If O-Bass-Turd had been there, it would have sounded like this:
Fifty seven years ago my socialist, Marxist, Kenyan anti-American father brought forth on this continent an idea of a nation, conceived in social justice, and dedicated to the proposition that majority rules and lots of pie for all.
Now I am engaged in a great civil war, testing whether the nation of bitter-clingers, or any nation I have conceived and so dedicated towards their destruction, can endure long enough for me to see it crumble before I leave office. I have been to the great battlefield of that war. I have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who escaped that battle with their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that I should do this.
But, in a larger sense, I can not dedicate, I can not consecrate, I can not hallow this ground. The brave men in front of me, who died here, have consecrated it for me, far above their poor power to add or detract anything buy my own interests, but I can do so with impunity. The world will little note, nor long remember what anyone but me did here, but it can never forget what I said here, which will be on an iPod mini that I will give as a gift to the next visiting head of state.
It is for me the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for me to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before methat from these honored bled-white serfs called citizens, we take increased devotion to my political cause for which I gave up several rounds of golfthat I here highly resolve that these dead arent as important as my basketball bracketsthat this nation, under me, shall have a new birth of socialist benefitsand that government of the bureaucrats, by the progressives, for the liberal radicals, shall not perish from the evening news.