China claims victory in battle of first ladies

UK Telegraph ^ | March 21, 2014 | Malcolm Moore

[RoosterRedux]

Yep.

[Jane Long]

First Moocher-in-law: "Girl, you can't even write in cursive, and you're trying to write Chinese?"

[Oldeconomybuyer]

"Even the ex-first whore of France Valerie the Rottweiler had more class and elegance than our degenerate version of Marie Antoinette".

THAT comment made my day!!

[Nea Wood]

If that’s her, then yeah...she’s got it all over Michelle.

[Fungi]

Bingo.

[V K Lee]

Much like comparing candy...Red lickerish to black. Look different but much alike when consumed Neither is tasty.

[Cyber Liberty]

Heh. Yes.

[Exit148]

DUI! hen da!

[doorgunner69]

“Our First Lady is so graceful and elegant, leaving Michelle far behind,”

Now, that is not exactly saying much..........A pile of dirty laundry would do that as well...........

[ClearBlueSky]

Oh where is my book on handwriting analysis?! From what I remember, his indicates a secretive manner, tightly controlled and a big ego in the signature. Hers is a mess, especially the wavy line and varying pressure. Also a very ‘tight’ personality. Any professional analysts out there? Is this their actual handwriting? If not, it’s pretty indicative of their personalities.

[sitetest]

“’Our First Lady is so graceful and elegant, leaving Michelle far behind,' said one critic. 'We have won this time,' remarked another. 'Ours is more refined and eye-catching,’ said a third.”

In automobile terms, this is about the same as saying, “Our late model, high-powered, beautiful, sleek, sporty, fast sports car beat your old, broken-down, overweight, ugly, underpowered jalopy with a bad paint job.”

[ruesrose]

I can see where Michelle gets her looks. Snicker

[Focault's Pendulum]

Is it just me or is miss dis-barred lawyer tryng to chalk a pool cue?

[Cyber Liberty]

I haven’t a clue what they’re doing in the picture. I see the grifters-in-training are having a simply wonderful Vacay. I’m glad to see somebody is having a good time these days.

[Viennacon]

There’s not a single first lady with less grace than the Mooch. The burka clad harem of the Bahrain king has more substance.

[Bikkuri]

Those are special brushes for writing in Kanji..

Obviously Mooch is confused ;^)

[Veto!]

My bulldog is more elegant and refined than Moochelle, tho at certain angles, it’s hard to tell the difference.

[Veto!]

Here’s the deal. Prior to going to China, an intelligent First Lady would call in some experts and practice a few simple Chinese arts in the White House before the trip as a sign of respect to her hosts.

Holding a Chinese calligraphy pen is not rocket science, and she should have been aware of the technique prior to making a jackass out of herself.

I rather doubt she can even use chopsticks.

[Veto!]

Interesting take on her handwriting. It also looks childish to me, also the blobs look like she was not sure of the spelling. Certainly, the overall picture is graceless. Surprise, surprise.