Skip to comments.USMC Best Joke of the Year
Posted on 03/22/2014 5:15:32 PM PDT by Din Maker
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Communist who isn't even an American. So I said that Ahmadinejad acts and dresses like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!. And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
truly the one thing we share with the SOB’s is disasteriously crappy politicians
HA! Great joke.
This requires some visualization:
What does the Army call the UH-60 helicopter?
What does the Navy call it?
And the Marines?
Jump up and down grunting and pointing sky excitedly.
There was a version of this for Vietnam, “to Hell with LBJ” “to Hell with Ho Chi Minh”, same punchline.
Fixed it fer ya!
Isn’t Bob short for Richard? What is also, ah never mind. Not going to lower myself to your level.
Nah, Bob is short for Robert...though you might know know that. Oh, well...Semper Fi, anyhow....
“Isnt Bob short for Richard?”
Bob > Robert
Dick > Richard
HA HA HA HA HA!
Not quite sure where Gamecock was goin’ with that one...bet his Latin ain’t much better;-)
My Dad told me the WWII version: occupied Japan, a frustrated Yank who never saw combat yells at the first Japanese he sees, “Tojo is a no-good worthless war criminal!!”
The Jap yells back, “Your MacArthur is ten times worse and thinks he’s G-d!!”
The Yank recalls, “Then, just as we were shaking hands, a jeep musta run over us!”
DG69, the Gamecock didn’t get under my hide...hell, I’ll even give a Squid one shot, but poke me, yer gonna get poked back. No animosity, what so ever.
Semper Fi, Brother!
Retread, but always funny! LOL