Ted Kennedy Jr. mulling run for Connecticut Senate

Associated Press ^ | March 25, 2014 | JOHN CHRISTOFFERSEN

[Chickensoup]

Ct voters would be stupid enough to elect him.

[Amagi]

In other news, Ted Kennedy Sr. has been sober for 1673 consecutive days and counting.

[Calvin Locke]

There's this bridge on the Merritt Parkway that's a bit rough, if you're not expecting it. (It's been a while since I've been down that way.)

Isn't his brother Patches? Patches was a constantly stoned congresscritter. Heck, when he went to pick up his controlled substances in his district, he was in such a hurry for his refills, that he turned into oncoming traffic to get to the pharmacy (car paid for by "Friends of Patches Kennedy").

However, while in The District, he set his sights on running over the local constabulary, blaming Ambien for his "sleep driving".

[dead]

What's your Kennedy claim to fame?

[Dogbert41]

What with Hugo Chavez dead, the Kennedy family has no other job prospects. Oh well, so long as people remember this before they vote:

[Iron Munro]

Can anybody here name one Kennedy who ever had a job in the private sector?

Supposedly Great Grandpappy Joe Sr. was a bootlegger back in prohibition days.

He also was a whoremaster, a hard core Jew hating anti-Semite, and a Nazi sympathizer.

[Verginius Rufus]

This is the one who had a leg amputated because of bone cancer. According to the Wikipedia biography, he narrowly missed being on the plane that crashed into the Potomac in 1982 (only 4 of the passengers on the plane survived).

[Rockpile]

Was junior a swim coach too?

[Impy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc

The district is competitive. It’s current incumbent, rat Edward Meyer (who was a RINO in the NY State Assembly in the 1970’s before switching to rat, losing a bid for Congress, and moving to CT, weird) won with just 52% in 2010 and 53% in 2012.