Skip to comments.Hitler: ‘No Trannies? Of Course! THAT’S Why I Lost the War!’(satire)
Posted on 03/25/2014 6:46:00 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
After seven decades of wondering, agonizing, spending sleepless nights tossing and turning in my flaming bed in Hell over why I lost the war, I now know why. It was right under my croppedmoustached nose the entire time. How could I not have seen it all those years ago?
On March 13th your Führer, Barack Obama, had a federal commission study and decide that there was no compelling medical reason to exclude trannies (transsexuals; men with breasts who fancy themselves as women, or women with penises who fancy themselves men, or anyone with gender identity issues) from your military.
We determined not only that there is no compelling medical reason for the ban, but also that the ban itself is an expensive, damaging and unfair barrier to health care access for the approximately 15,450 transgender personnel who serve currently in the active, Guard and reserve components, said your commission, led by Dr. Joycelyn Elders, your former Führer, Bill Klintons Surgeon General last Thursday.
Of all the reasons I thought I lost the war, the real reason never occurred to me until now. Breaking international treaties; going to war without assured equipment and troops for the long haul; waging war on two fronts; going to war against America, with its endless military industrial capabilities; discounting all of my generals warnings and calls for caution, and loading trains that could carry soldiers to the fronts to instead carry Jews and countess others to their deaths ? Nah! None of those reasons were why I now know I lost the war.
The reason: Trannies! If only I had allowed trannies into my military then you yanks would be reading this now in German (if reading it at all).
Trannies! How couldnt I have guessed?!
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I’m sure Al Qaeda is TERRIFIED of facing trannies on the battlefield. I’m guessing its a quick way to get the operation though, in a Taliban torture block.
Sounds like he regrets getting rid of Ernst Rohm and the SA.