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Michelle Recalls Surviving American Death Camps
People's Cube ^ | 3-26-2014 | Komissar Blogunov

Posted on 03/26/2014 7:59:54 PM PDT by tcrlaf

Speaking to a group of awestruck Chinese citizens, Michelle Obama recounted her years of oppression as a victim of racism and how she survived the American extermination camps.

"There were laws in America that discriminated against people like me because of the color of our skin," said Michelle. A sharp inward gasp was heard as the interpreter finished her comment in Mandarin.

Still haunted by laws that were no longer in effect when she was born, Michelle outlined her plight as she endured racism in Princeton University, and narrowly escaped death at Harvard Law School. Tears were seen streaming down the cheeks of some of the visibly moved Chinese citizens.

Women in her audience especially were deeply touched as the First Lady revealed how she had to live paycheck to paycheck as a hospital administrator with a meager six digit income.

"Sometimes we had to say no to caviar, or no to a really expensive Italian sports car because we just couldn't afford it," Michelle Obama recalled, her voice breaking, as one Chinese woman fainted and another one began sobbing uncontrollably.

However, when Michelle recalled the glorious day when her husband was chosen as the Democrat Party candidate for president - the day when she was proud of her country for the first time in her adult life - triumphant cheers broke out and she received a standing ovation.

Audience interviews showed just how significantly impressed the Chinese people were with the story of the First Lady's painful ordeal. One young woman said, "Michelle give me hope that someday I make something of self. I not know how many opportunity I have in China until I hear how bad America be to black women."

Another woman, who attended with her daughter, wiped away tears as she admitted, "I wish my other two children be with me to hear inspiring speech by so great woman, but number two child and number three child aborted by state. Still, I not know how good I have it until I hear how she suffer so big."

An elderly man, who was leaning on an off-brand cane, also wished more could have been present. "If only more than eleven of my village survive Great Leap Forward, then more could hear elegant speech. I so happy state let me live to hear how bad America, and now I can die."

After a brief time of handshakes, hugs, and selfies, Michelle Obama went on to continue her tour and spread her message of hope, made possible by statism.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: china; moochelle; satire; slavery

1 posted on 03/26/2014 7:59:54 PM PDT by tcrlaf
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To: tcrlaf
Let me think...has there EVER been a worse First Lady Female in the White House?
2 posted on 03/26/2014 8:02:37 PM PDT by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: tcrlaf

Thank you FReeper Comrade!


3 posted on 03/26/2014 8:02:44 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: tcrlaf

She is willfully lying. She has always been a beneficiary of reverse racism and Black preferences.


4 posted on 03/26/2014 8:03:06 PM PDT by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: tcrlaf
Moosecelle, has her own snipper fire episode..
and Gov't's Media/shills nods vacantly.

5 posted on 03/26/2014 8:04:30 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: econjack
Let me think...has there EVER been a worse First Lady Female in the White House?

Yes.

Though that is damning with faint praise, indeed.

6 posted on 03/26/2014 8:05:44 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: tcrlaf

So few were able to survive those brutal death camps.

It’s a miracle that she survived.


7 posted on 03/26/2014 8:06:42 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: tcrlaf


8 posted on 03/26/2014 8:10:15 PM PDT by Iron Munro (The future ain't what it use to be -- Yogi Berra)
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To: econjack

The Worst Lady

9 posted on 03/26/2014 8:10:32 PM PDT by Slyfox (When Jesus sees a momma holding her little baby, it reminds him of his own momma.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

i would say Michelle is worse.


10 posted on 03/26/2014 8:12:21 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: tcrlaf

This is satire, isn’t it?


11 posted on 03/26/2014 8:13:47 PM PDT by DallasDeb ((usafa06mom))
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To: tcrlaf

She’s old enough to have escaped abortion, I suppose. A mind is a terrible thing to waste though.


12 posted on 03/26/2014 8:14:27 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: tcrlaf

She needs to be careful that her big butt doen’t come around and hit her in the butt.


13 posted on 03/26/2014 8:15:01 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: tcrlaf

What is so awesome about this kind of parody is that is so easy to believe it considering the subject. Well played!


14 posted on 03/26/2014 8:15:34 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: tcrlaf

Sorry. Michelle is not the worst First Lady. To paraphrase, the great, late Henny Youngman; That ain’t no lady. That’s my wife.


15 posted on 03/26/2014 8:16:18 PM PDT by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
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To: DallasDeb

This is satire, isn’t it?


How would you tell?


16 posted on 03/26/2014 8:17:18 PM PDT by rdcbn
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To: tcrlaf

she’s so dumb, my eyes hurt. Pure propaganda, free of charge for the enemies of the country. Might as well have been telling the Taliban how bad she has it in America with her free helicopter rides and 15 course meals.


17 posted on 03/26/2014 8:17:22 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: DallasDeb
This is satire, isn’t it?

Tiny bits of it aren't - the idea that Michelle was first proud of her country when she assumed the imperial throne. The idea that she considers herself a survivor of intolerable oppression as she's knocking back the caviar. The rest, oh, my yes, the most biting form of satire because it's so close to the truth.

18 posted on 03/26/2014 8:17:24 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Slyfox

RuPaul looks better, and I’ve only seen a commercial of him


19 posted on 03/26/2014 8:18:14 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

I agree. Hillary has really morphed into another level of ghoul since the 90s, but comparing 90s Hillary to the current Mooch, I gotta say the Mooch is worse.


20 posted on 03/26/2014 8:18:42 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Laz would hit it.


21 posted on 03/26/2014 8:18:56 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: Viennacon

Mooch is Hillary with black entitlement mentality.


22 posted on 03/26/2014 8:19:51 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: DallasDeb
This is satire, isn’t it?

That is what I was wondering too.

23 posted on 03/26/2014 8:20:25 PM PDT by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
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To: tcrlaf
Here's a Happy Obamacare Navigator (HON) who has shed his shackles and is now gainfully employed....

HON...(to self)...this sure beats a once a year gig patrolling voter booths with my billy club...

...and its easier on the knuckles than "Polar bear Knockdowns" ....stroke of the keypad and these chumps are referred to the special panels.....just like in UK with their Liverpool Pathway....

60,000 patients put on death pathway without being told but minister still says controversial end-of-life plan is 'fantastic'

The Liverpool Pathway involves the sick being sedated and usually denied nutrition and fluids

Families kept in the dark when doctors withdraw lifesaving treatment

Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt said pathway was a 'fantastic step forward'

Anti-euthanasia group said: ‘The Pathway is designed to finish people off double quick'

By Jason Groves and Daniel Martin and Steve Doughty

PUBLISHED: Daily Mail, 17:36 EST, 30 December 2012 | UPDATED: 20:44 EST, 30 December 201 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2255054/60-000-patients-death-pathway-told-minister-says-controversial-end-life-plan-fantastic.html#ixzz2x860lSD9

24 posted on 03/26/2014 8:22:14 PM PDT by spokeshave (OMG.......Schadenfreude overload is not covered under Obamacare :-()
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To: Slyfox

Looks like a WNBA player unsuccessfuly trying to not look like a WNBA player.


25 posted on 03/26/2014 8:27:24 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: DallasDeb


26 posted on 03/26/2014 8:34:36 PM PDT by Iron Munro (The future ain't what it use to be -- Yogi Berra)
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To: tcrlaf

27 posted on 03/26/2014 8:46:25 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Secret Agent Man

No mention of death extermination camps here. She was a daughter of a TWO parent black family which means she was in a much more stable environment than the norm for other blacks during the time she grew up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Obama


28 posted on 03/26/2014 8:48:22 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: Slyfox

Yikes...no matter what picture I see of Michelle, she looks like one tough broad...but this I think is the worst.


29 posted on 03/26/2014 8:58:55 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (waiting for my Magic 8 ball to give me an answer)
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To: tcrlaf
Well, before she was born, a thousand miles from where she grew up, there were separate water fountains.

She still has nightmares.

30 posted on 03/26/2014 9:03:40 PM PDT by wideawake
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To: tcrlaf

I’ll admit, you had me up until the caviar.


31 posted on 03/26/2014 9:14:34 PM PDT by Ellendra ("Laws were most numerous when the Commonwealth was most corrupt." -Tacitus)
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To: tcrlaf

Anyone else get a mcaffee site warning from peoples cube?

I just got one on my cell phone. Funny because my pc has better av on it and never bitches about peoples cube.

Mayhapse the libs are filing false site reports to av vendors.


32 posted on 03/26/2014 9:34:04 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: jsanders2001

The black death camps do exist. They are located in your friendly neighborhood planned parenthood clinic...


33 posted on 03/26/2014 9:36:07 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: wideawake

Most of the water fountains were.......

Gasp.....

Owned by governments...... dun dun dun......

Some businesses were even FORCED to discriminate....

They were forced to by....Governments!!!!!!

Clearly we needed more government to fix the problem.......


34 posted on 03/26/2014 9:39:32 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Shadowstrike
RuPaul looks better

Yeah, RuPaul looks better than both Barack and Michelle.

35 posted on 03/26/2014 9:50:04 PM PDT by Slyfox (When Jesus sees a momma holding her little baby, it reminds him of his own momma.)
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To: tcrlaf
After a brief time of handshakes, hugs, and selfies, Michelle Obama went on to continue her tour and spread her message of hope, made possible by statism.

I do love good satire.

36 posted on 03/26/2014 10:04:37 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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To: tcrlaf

**how she survived the American extermination camps. **

Just where and when did this happen?


37 posted on 03/26/2014 10:05:24 PM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: Mastador1
What is so awesome about this kind of parody is that is so easy to believe it considering the subject.

To my eyes, this is satire, helped along by doses of parody.

38 posted on 03/26/2014 10:18:40 PM PDT by Kennard
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To: tcrlaf

I almost mistook this for satire.


39 posted on 03/26/2014 10:19:39 PM PDT by bobo1 (progressives=commies/fascists)
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These guys are funny. The old Chinese man with the off-brand cane got me.


40 posted on 03/26/2014 11:26:02 PM PDT by firebrand
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

To #6: Once caught a Blowfish that looked just like Hillary. So ugly and nasty we had to throw it back in before we turned to stone.


41 posted on 03/27/2014 12:04:16 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Slyfox

SCARY! Definitely not the counterpart to “Blue Boy”.


42 posted on 03/27/2014 12:05:26 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Slyfox
the mooch is the worst or wurst, and she ain't no Lady. She's a power hungry mooch, a whiner, victim, a Marxist, and no expensive clothing or wigs or makeup can cover the fact that she is homely in appearance, with her jutting overbite of a mouth, flat chest, ill proportioned big hips, (ok, I know that in black circles, those hips are desirable), bow legged body image.
43 posted on 03/27/2014 12:13:09 AM PDT by itssme
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To: GraceG

“The black death camps do exist. They are located in your friendly neighborhood planned parenthood clinic..”

Worth repeating.
The sick Irony of it all.


44 posted on 03/27/2014 12:18:59 AM PDT by right way right (America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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To: tcrlaf

while rhapsodizing about being the victim of prejudiss, moochelle forgot to apologize for the Chinese Exclusion Act ...

whut?


45 posted on 03/27/2014 4:03:44 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: silverleaf

She’s ALMOST as good at lying as odumbo is.


46 posted on 03/27/2014 4:12:57 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: Slyfox
Silk purse...sow's ear...


47 posted on 03/27/2014 6:11:47 AM PDT by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: tcrlaf

Almost got me. I read it and thought it HAD to be satire. Then I looked at the tags and sure enough, saw the satire tag.


48 posted on 03/27/2014 8:14:36 AM PDT by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. ItÂ’s been found hard and not tried')
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To: econjack

And there are no Witnesses, not even the fawning press corpse to see what she is doing and saying.


49 posted on 03/27/2014 1:01:31 PM PDT by Sequoyah101
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