Skip to comments.Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
Posted on 03/26/2014 9:24:27 PM PDT by blam
Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
Mar. 26, 2014, 7:33 PM
There's some debate about how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Some say science will save us all, some will rely on math, and still others are banking on specialty gadgets. You can buy Zombie Apocalypse survival kits, and there are even Zombie Apocalypse maps that pinpoint where the danger zones would be in a zombie-mergency.
But the geniuses at Estately have crunched the numbers and determined which U.S. states are the best prepared for any zombie-related disasters in the near future based on 11 metrics, from residents' physical ability to weapons access.
Estately zombie apocalypse states ranking Estately
We weren't kidding when we said Estately crunched the numbers for all sorts of zombie-busting factors. Here's what the company looked at for each state:
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Freakin New Jersey, making Mississippi look good!
Hmmm...funny that the states that are predominantly zombified are blue states....
Alaska number one!
Oh sure, faggots in Massachusetts surviving better than we Alabama rednecks. I don’t think so.
Minnesota and North Dakota should be much higher, due to freezing temperatures. If the outbreak happened in the winter six months, the zombies would be popcicles. Easily survivable.
What junk. Here is the list: (1) Alaska. Sparsely populated (less zombie food), cold (slows them down), and well armed. (2) Texas. Armed out the wazoo.
End of discussion.
But Mississippi has a secret anti-Zombie weapon: ONYX
They figure all southerners are too dumb and fat...and don’t understand zombies so they will just stand there and get bit.
Post of the day, freaking right!
Oh, and anyone who thinks Texas ranks 34th out of 50 states in gun ownership is just plain stupid.
I heard something about zombies on the radio, but didn’t know what it was about. LOL!
LOL. Sweetest, precious you, exit82!
Zombie attack and I’m outta here!
That list is retar-et sir.
No way Oklahoma isn’t top 10.
Omaha and frat boy Lincoln have gotta be keeping nebraska down.......
If zombies ever attacked the farm I grew up on there it a LOT of tractor pulled farm equipment that wouldake short work of any roving horde....
Only reason Texas doesn’t fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks.
We’re tougher than you think in Massachusetts.
Remember it all started here.
BOGUS. Most of the survey is based on Facebook users. Worse than worthless.
well with pot being legal commierado is getting a lot of practice before it happens.