Skip to comments.Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
Posted on 03/26/2014 9:24:27 PM PDT by blam
Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
Mar. 26, 2014, 7:33 PM
There's some debate about how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Some say science will save us all, some will rely on math, and still others are banking on specialty gadgets. You can buy Zombie Apocalypse survival kits, and there are even Zombie Apocalypse maps that pinpoint where the danger zones would be in a zombie-mergency.
But the geniuses at Estately have crunched the numbers and determined which U.S. states are the best prepared for any zombie-related disasters in the near future based on 11 metrics, from residents' physical ability to weapons access.
Estately zombie apocalypse states ranking Estately
We weren't kidding when we said Estately crunched the numbers for all sorts of zombie-busting factors. Here's what the company looked at for each state:
(Excerpt) Read more at businessinsider.com ...
The results are just what you’d expect if you believe using Facebook for six of the 11 metrics they looked at was a good idea...snort!
You would clog up a combine if the zombies are fresh... if they have decayed a bit you might be okay...
Sorry. The post Marathon bombing performance keeps clouding my memory.
Zombies, not needing most of what every other living organism requires for life, does need one thing for certain.....Brains for sustenance.
Therefore, the states with the greatest survival chances should be the liberal states because they cannot sustain a zombie population due to malnourishment.
While from Mass and not a faggot, I currently live in Dixie. Alabama scored 10 in gun ownership???? really hurt their score. Apparently nobody in Alabama owns a gun....
whoops scoring is upside down. Still, looks like it was researched by zombies
Yeah, apparently it never occurred to these geniuses that using the 2012 FBI instant background checks as a metric WOULDN'T CATCH GUNS ALREADY OWNED!
How can these people not be humiliated by their own stupidity?
I’m from Lost City, outside Hulbert, couple miles from Tahlequah.
Do you know Bob?
I don’t know if they input for “redneck” zombies.
Although I have to admit that “Joisey” Zombies
would be frightening enough.
Illinois #2 Ironman.
How many work those kinks out at the Manhole or Steamworks in boystown afterhours.
In zombie movies the gay guy always gets it first.
zombies don’t like snow
We are barely surviving the Californians so I suppose the Zombies cant be much worse...
They've got TX as 26th? They got more fire power than brains! Plus, they are spread out. I'm not sure how far a zombie can walk without eating brains.
And TN is 44th? That don't seem right.
I suspect a zombie threw this together.
I think not.
DC is 51st in gun ownership?????? I don’t think so. Maybe REGISTERED gun ownership.
Clothes and body parts would soon clog a corn picker up stopping the head from working.
There are much better implements to use.
Hulbert, the famous speed trap.
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