Paintball, LaserTag, and "Knowledge of Zombies" have the same weight as Military/Veteran?
Nope. Not buying it.
My odds in PA are better than any other state. Why? 1) Cold. Zombies hate the Hawk. 2) Many guns (4th or 5th in total gun purchases nationwide) 3) Lots of forestland, clear-cutting permitted, so many chainsaws. [Martial arts? Bah! Nothing works better in a close quarter zombie-melee than chainsaws.] 4) Just about as many old people as Florida, providing many, many decoys. 5) Two large cities at opposite ends of the state are both very far from me. 6) Gas boom. Propane everywhere. Oh yeah, light 'em up boys!
I like my odds.
***[Martial arts? Bah! Nothing works better in a close quarter zombie-melee than chainsaws.]***
Even better than a lawnmower? (DEAD ALIVE [BRAINDEAD})
KILL ALL THE SUMATRAN RAT-MONKEYS!