Rush Limbaugh Show,"Open Line Friday", 12NOONPM-3PM,EDT,M-F,WOR AM,March 28,2014

The EIB Network ^ | March 28, 2014 | Rush Limbaugh

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AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Thank you.

[ExCTCitizen]

Ditto from a cool Tampa Bay area.

[Carriage Hill]

Mr Creosote?

[gov_bean_ counter]

LOL!!!!

[Carriage Hill]

900 people in 0bummer’s entourage? 900!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

It’s good to be King.

[dragnet2]

Regarding CNN’s total 24 hours obsession distraction with this plane....

Rush: They ought to be searching for America...

[Clint N. Suhks]

No, it’s well known the hair on the back of a man’s neck grows faster than his beard. But why?

I should have done a thesis on it when I was in college.

[advertising guy]

different hair follicles is why.....eyebrows are the bulkiest hair root

[Clint N. Suhks]

Juan Williams is a loon.

[advertising guy]

Juan is a punk

[Clint N. Suhks]

My guess is those follicles are closer to your jugular vein and get more blood.

I just resent shaving it more often than my beard needs.

[Carriage Hill]

On our dime.

[mylife]

Do not give him one thin mint!

[advertising guy]

human skin is an interestin study...also few realize that skin in the body’s largest organ

here is some trivia.....which human organ is actually full size at birth ?

[murrie]

Eyes?

[Carriage Hill]

I’m not gonna post any hairy back pics, out of deference to all here...

For a thesis, you have to draw a rational conclusion; what would yours have been?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

We’ve devolved into Hairy Back Chat?

[Carriage Hill]

My handlebar mustache takes exception to that.

[Carriage Hill]

LOL! I quit! Having BLTs for lunch and this hair chat is not conducive...