Sebelius’ Parting Words: ‘And Unfortunately, a Page Is Missing’

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[Sub-Driver]

Sebelius’ Parting Words: ‘And Unfortunately, a Page Is Missing’

April 11, 2014 - 11:21 AM By Melanie Hunter

HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

(CNSNews.com) – Outgoing Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius officially announced her resignation Friday, but just like the glitches that plagued the federal website for Obamacare – healthcare.gov – which she was responsible for, Sebelius experienced a glitch of her own when the last page of her speech went missing.

“So the personal reward for me at the end of the day are the folks who approach me, the strangers who approach me at a meeting or pass me a note on a plane or hand me a phone with someone on the other end saying thank you. Their stories are so heartening about finally feeling secure and knowing they can take care of themselves and their families. Unfortunately, a page is missing,” she said after a long pause.

[Sub-Driver]

How fitting..........

[Genoa]

Ridiculous that she couldn’t ad lib her way out of the last page gone missing!

[prof.h.mandingo]

Does Bambi require all his lackey’s to use the term “folks” all the time? Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.

[Starboard]

Nothing but rank amateurs and political hacks in this administration. A complete bunch of circus clowns.

[rfp1234]

Look for it in Sandy Burglar’s socks.

[Genoa]

Where was TOTUS???

[Norm Lenhart]

Several pages in fact. Perhaps Holder or Hillary has them.

[Alex Murphy]

“So the personal reward for me at the end of the day are the folks who approach me, the strangers who approach me at a meeting or pass me a note on a plane or hand me a phone with someone on the other end saying thank you. Their stories are so heartening about finally feeling secure and knowing they can take care of themselves and their families. Unfortunately, a page is missing,” she said after a long pause.

Someone forgot to write those stories.

[cripplecreek]

I hear that a ping from the missing page has been detected.

[LostInBayport]

Cruella Sebelius and her missing page are a fitting analogy for the “health care” people will receive under Obamacare in the years to come.

[Genoa]

Seriously, who can’t ad lib a goodbye speech?

[Vaquero]

Folks. It's a Hitler, Nazi thing.

Volks.

[1_Rain_Drop]

"Unfortunately, a page is missing,” she said after a long pause."

God has a sense of humor.

Fascinating that the BS page is missing.

[Albion Wilde]

"Unfortunately, a page is missing,” she said after a long pause.

Plane crash, car accident, drowning or suspicious suicide in 3... 2... 1...

[adaven]

Look for it in Sandy Burglar’s socks.

Yeah, she was just "sloppy"

[Old Yeller]

It was intentional leaving a page out. Another FU America moment.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Hopefully there’s still the jail page to be written.

[advertising guy]

got it on good authority from Cliff Clavin, she is the new PR point person for Malaysian Air

She sure has an eye for it

[pallis]

Now we will see what kind of incompetence Obooboo can dredge up from her mess. If it is even possible that there is a more incompetent slag of administrative flesh, Obooboo’s chooming nose will find it.